| 18 Mar 2017 20:26 | The clerical genius Zuzu successfully raised Maxwell. |
| 18 Mar 2017 20:26 | Dendar, the Night Serpent wasted Maxwell. |
| 17 Mar 2017 19:06 | Dophrael mercilessly butchered Maxwell. |
| 13 Mar 2017 18:36 | Maxwell naively fought Maxwell and lost. |
| 25 Feb 2017 14:54 | an adept firenewt battle mage annihilated Maxwell. |
| 23 Feb 2017 17:58 | Maxwell naively fought a preacher and lost. |
| 22 Feb 2017 17:15 | Maxwell was defeated by an adept firenewt battle mage. |
| 20 Feb 2017 18:45 | a preacher wasted Maxwell. |
| 14 Feb 2017 16:45 | an evil thug obliterated Maxwell. |
| 14 Feb 2017 12:38 | Pops, the Bull mercilessly slaughtered Maxwell. |
| 13 Feb 2017 19:25 | a squalid mutt obliterated Maxwell. |
| 13 Feb 2017 19:22 | a squalid mutt handidly dispatched Maxwell to to the next world. |
| 13 Feb 2017 18:00 | Pops, the Bull slew Maxwell. |
| 12 Feb 2017 15:18 | The clerical genius Zuzu successfully raised Maxwell. |
| 12 Feb 2017 15:17 | an elite guardsman handidly dispatched Maxwell to to the next world. |
| 12 Feb 2017 04:00 | Maxwell was slain by a wyrmling savant. |
| 11 Feb 2017 03:08 | Ezekiel's prayers were answered and Maxwell was successfully raised. |
| 11 Feb 2017 03:07 | Fraz-Urb'Luu slew Maxwell. |
| 11 Feb 2017 02:57 | Ezekiel sold a piece of soul to the devil in exchange for Maxwell's worthless soul
- Maxwell raised from the dead. |
| 11 Feb 2017 02:56 | Baphomet handidly dispatched Maxwell to to the next world. |
| 09 Feb 2017 21:00 | Maxwell was messily dispatched by a death sherpa. |
| 06 Feb 2017 07:55 | Maxwell wasted Maxwell. |
