| 12 Mar 2016 17:01 | the scarecrow handidly dispatched Kitty to to the next world. |
| 13 Jan 2016 11:15 | a Drexelian visitor mercilessly slaughtered Kitty. |
| 01 Jan 2016 23:31 | the scarecrow crushed Kitty to a liveless pulp of blood and offals. |
| 01 Jan 2016 00:27 | Kitty was beaten down by a madman. |
| 15 Dec 2015 12:16 | a snapping turtle slew Kitty. |
| 15 Dec 2015 09:20 | Kitty obliterated Kitty. |
| 12 Dec 2015 18:11 | The gods liked Kitty's soul so much that they want to keep it - Zuzu was not convincing enough to cheat death. |
| 12 Dec 2015 18:11 | Kitty was defeated by a smiling deva. |
| 12 Dec 2015 16:55 | Zuzu's prayers were answered and Kitty was successfully raised. |
| 12 Dec 2015 16:55 | Paraclesus mercilessly slaughtered Kitty. |
| 12 Dec 2015 16:35 | Kitty was beaten down by a greater shadow. |
| 12 Dec 2015 15:31 | Zuzu's prayers were answered and Kitty was successfully raised. |
| 12 Dec 2015 15:31 | Iguanadon wasted Kitty. |
| 12 Dec 2015 15:25 | Dimetrodon crushed Kitty to a liveless pulp of blood and offals. |