| 12 Feb 2015 16:14 | a royal infantryman slew Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 14:28 | Calvin was messily dispatched by Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 14:25 | Calvin was beaten down by Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:31 | Tuk sold a piece of soul to the devil in exchange for Calvin's worthless soul
- Calvin raised from the dead. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:28 | Calvin slew Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:15 | The clerical genius Zuzu successfully raised Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:12 | Miska, the Wolf-Spider mercilessly slaughtered Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:07 | Tuk's prayers were answered and Calvin was successfully raised. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:04 | Miska, the Wolf-Spider obliterated Calvin. |
