| 12 Feb 2017 23:39 | Bitecanic naively fought a horde of bats and lost. |
| 11 Feb 2017 19:11 | Bitecanic raised from the dead by Zuzu. |
| 11 Feb 2017 19:09 | a white wolf annihilated Bitecanic. |
| 08 Feb 2017 17:54 | Zuzu sold a piece of soul to the devil in exchange for Bitecanic's worthless soul
- Bitecanic raised from the dead. |
| 08 Feb 2017 17:53 | Kalamari the giant squid obliterated Bitecanic. |
| 08 Feb 2017 16:20 | Zuzu's prayers were answered and Bitecanic was successfully raised. |
| 08 Feb 2017 16:19 | Bitecanic was slain by a golden dragon. |
| 08 Feb 2017 15:22 | Ezekiel sold a piece of soul to the devil in exchange for Bitecanic's worthless soul
- Bitecanic raised from the dead. |
| 08 Feb 2017 15:18 | High Priest of Hades slew Bitecanic. |
| 30 Jan 2017 01:03 | Bitecanic naively fought a drunk man and lost. |
| 11 Jan 2017 14:34 | Bitecanic raised from the dead by Crumbs. |
| 11 Jan 2017 14:33 | Altotus obliterated Bitecanic. |
| 02 Jan 2017 17:07 | the grandmaster thug crushed Bitecanic to a liveless pulp of blood and offals. |
| 19 Dec 2016 13:19 | a big oaf mercilessly butchered Bitecanic. |
| 19 Dec 2016 13:18 | a big oaf wasted Bitecanic. |
| 19 Dec 2016 10:18 | Bitecanic was slain by a death sherpa. |
