| 27 Nov 2015 11:00 | a masked quickling assassin crushed Superpro to a liveless pulp of blood and offals. |
| 16 Mar 2015 07:46 | Superpro naively fought a flowering rose bush and lost. |
| 16 Mar 2015 07:30 | Superpro defeated Superpro. |
| 13 Mar 2015 09:38 | a wereturtle wasted Superpro. |
| 13 Mar 2015 08:25 | Superpro was defeated by an adept firenewt battle priest. |
| 13 Mar 2015 07:18 | an adept firenewt battle priest obliterated Superpro. |
| 12 Mar 2015 09:08 | a kobold gladiator slave mercilessly butchered Superpro. |
| 10 Mar 2015 07:47 | a bright-red fire lizard annihilated Superpro. |
| 09 Mar 2015 12:00 | an adept firenewt battle priest annihilated Superpro. |
| 06 Mar 2015 08:33 | a kobold gladiator slave crushed Superpro to a liveless pulp of blood and offals. |
| 04 Mar 2015 07:11 | Superpro was messily dispatched by a plague bringer. |
| 03 Mar 2015 13:27 | Superpro was defeated by the ghost of the butler. |
| 03 Mar 2015 09:48 | Superpro was beaten down by Superpro. |
| 02 Mar 2015 15:32 | a darkling guard obliterated Superpro. |
| 26 Feb 2015 09:23 | Superpro was beaten down by the grandmaster thug. |
| 23 Feb 2015 11:11 | Superpro naively fought a hobgoblin guard and lost. |
