| 22 Feb 2015 00:02 | a slave miner mercilessly butchered Churp. |
| 21 Feb 2015 21:44 | Churp was banished to ether by Angels's lack of raising ability. |
| 21 Feb 2015 21:44 | an energy drake handidly dispatched Churp to to the next world. |
| 14 Feb 2015 14:20 | Churp was beaten down by Dollface. |
| 06 Feb 2015 18:34 | Churp raised from the dead by Van. |
| 06 Feb 2015 18:32 | an ogre lady obliterated Churp. |
| 06 Feb 2015 18:25 | Toxis sold a piece of soul to the devil in exchange for Churp's worthless soul
- Churp raised from the dead. |
| 06 Feb 2015 18:23 | a large ogre mercilessly slaughtered Churp. |
| 02 Feb 2015 10:03 | an evil thug wasted Churp. |
| 02 Feb 2015 09:57 | Churp was slain by an evil thug. |
| 02 Feb 2015 09:27 | Churp was defeated by an evil thug. |
| 02 Feb 2015 07:45 | Churp naively fought the grandmaster thug and lost. |
| 01 Feb 2015 18:06 | a young gang member mercilessly butchered Churp. |
| 24 Jan 2015 11:28 | Churp raised from the dead by Zuzu. |
| 24 Jan 2015 11:27 | Churp was slain by Avatar Ithaqua, God of the Wind. |
| 24 Jan 2015 10:51 | Churp raised from the dead by Crumbs. |
| 24 Jan 2015 10:51 | the Grim Reaper mercilessly slaughtered Churp. |
| 15 Jan 2015 09:47 | Churp naively fought a yeth hound and lost. |
| 10 Jan 2015 20:53 | Zuzu knelt, prayed, and still managed to shock Churp. |
| 10 Jan 2015 20:52 | a giant white shark wasted Churp. |
| 10 Jan 2015 20:50 | Edwin sold a piece of soul to the devil in exchange for Churp's worthless soul
- Churp raised from the dead. |
| 10 Jan 2015 20:49 | a vampire follower obliterated Churp. |
| 07 Jan 2015 08:39 | an ogre mercilessly slaughtered Churp. |
| 02 Jan 2015 09:13 | an evil thug defeated Churp. |
| 01 Jan 2015 08:02 | Churp naively fought an evil thug and lost. |
