| 12 Feb 2015 16:14 | a royal infantryman mercilessly butchered Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 14:28 | Calvin naively fought Calvin and lost. |
| 25 Dec 2014 14:25 | Calvin was slain by Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:31 | Calvin raised from the dead by Tuk. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:28 | Calvin was beaten down by Calvin. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:15 | Zuzu's prayers were answered and Calvin was successfully raised. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:12 | Calvin was beaten down by Miska, the Wolf-Spider. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:07 | Tuk sold a piece of soul to the devil in exchange for Calvin's worthless soul
- Calvin raised from the dead. |
| 25 Dec 2014 13:04 | Miska, the Wolf-Spider obliterated Calvin. |
