Post a random in-game joke or prank

[Yasik]

You tell Mirage 'This is bad for your health.'

Mirage tells you 'is not me'

Mirage tells you 'I don't have such powers'

You tell Mirage 'This is bad for your health.'

You tell Mirage 'you know this, right?'

Mirage tells you 'mudding is bad for health, yes'

You tell Mirage 'no, the other thing'

Mirage tells you 'wasn't me'

Mirage tells you 'blame surf'

Mirage tells you 'is easy to do it'

You tell Mirage 'wasnt you what?'

You tell Mirage 'you even dont ask me what is bad for your health, feel guilty?'

Mirage tells you 'no'

You tell Mirage 'then ask me what is bad for your health'

Mirage tells you 'what is bad for your health?'

You tell Mirage 'not for my health, for YOUR health'

You tell Mirage 'lets try again'

Mirage tells you 'what's bad for my health?'

You tell Mirage 'Me.'

You tell Mirage ':)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32sLgUoj91o&t=30

PS. If the video is delete, it was a scene from "Cobra" movie with Stallone, when he says exactly that to a punk, and then tears punk's shirt with one hand.

[Yasik]

You tell Juggleblood 'Its bad for your health.'

Juggleblood tells you 'wut is'

You tell Juggleblood 'Me.'

Unaware victim was easy prey

[*juggleblood*]

You tell Ozzy 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMjnVeDPEYo'

...

Ozzy tells you 'this bronies videos now appear in my youtube recommended, its really
annoying'

Ozzy tells you 'and no way to clear it'

You tell Ozzy 'pranked!'

Ozzy tells you ':( yeah'

[*Breeze*]

Ozzy tells you 'This is bad for your health.'
You tell Ozzy 'i saw the thread. also, so are smites.'
Ozzy tells you 'aww'

[Yasik]

<1105hp 481ma 315mv> -7 -10.4 2,077,516,789 98,804 indoors Hellwell
ideas Add 2 more eq slots, <left/right> knee, so people can get an arrows in it
Ok. Thanks.

[Marvel]

Better yet, 4 new eq slots ear (left|right) and nipples (left|right). Now players can wear 6 rings!

kkthx

[*Breeze*]

in the mid to late 90's i played a mud with a penis slot. you could wear a golden condom. was semi-disturbing.

[Yasik]

This filter script's word list needs to be adjusted


gos and TITS !

Where are your manners, sir?
You feel wonderfully miserable!You gossip-- 'and TITS !'

Neptune gossips-- 'I think you are oversimplifying people and their bodies of knowledge.'

War gossips-- 'Huh?'

replay gossip
Yzzo (gossip): I'm asking b/c I read an article that says here in * starlings attack * * that go to toilet you know
Someone (gossip): Would hope most americans would know what a starling is
Forest (gossip): nope
Yzzo (gossip): when * most vulnerable, birds attack
Neptune (gossip): Yes. Forest speaks for all americans, that why he knows what most americans know.
Forest (gossip): why would we
Yzzo (gossip): just like Hitchcock
Yzzo (gossip): if you know what I'm sayin
Yzzo (gossip): no rest for the wicked
Neptune (gossip): According to more than one source, starlings havebeen in america since atleast 1850.
Neptune (gossip): north america to be exact
Forest (gossip): 60 birds is not a big sample
Forest (gossip): not native to america
Forest (gossip): you ask americans to name birds
Forest (gossip): they will say pigeon, cardinal, robin, blue jay
Forest (gossip): lets see if there is a family feud question!
Yzzo (gossip): eagle
Yzzo (gossip): and TITS !
Neptune (gossip): I think you are oversimplifying people and their bodies of knowledge.
War (gossip): Huh?

Forest gossips-- 'sparrow, hummingbird, ....'

Where are your manners, sir?
You have become clumsy.You gossip-- 'why language filter script punishes me when I say TITS ? its type of bird !'

Someone gossips-- 'hehe'

[Yasik]

Yzzo (gossip): heh this punisher script gave me negative mana regen for sayng that type of birds you know what Im sayin
Taron (gossip): less ornitology, more mudding.
Yzzo (gossip): what that imm-coder possible can have against that type of birds
Yzzo (gossip): everybody love that kind of birds
Yzzo (gossip): except europeans
Yzzo (gossip): which are gay
Yzzo (gossip): !!! no punishment for saying GAY
Darana (gossip): While I personally believe words themselves aren't offensive, I think we all know fewer bird fans that other usage fans.
Splork (gossip): laugh
Yzzo (gossip): ))
Yzzo (gossip): this punisher script is GAY

[Yasik]

It is time to add a fresh content to this thread. It was a busy week, trust me


You gossip-- 'you guys will never know where I am hiding right now '

<1129hp 291ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
look
Your Mom's Bush
No escape!
Exits: Up Down

<1129hp 290ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Razo gossips-- 'the Crack of Dawn?'

<1129hp 299ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
gos close
You gossip-- 'close'

<1129hp 339ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
look
Your Mom's Bush
No escape!
Exits: Up Down

<1129hp 524ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Breeze gossips-- 'cute, ozzy.'

gos
You gossip-- ':)'

<1129hp 524ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Crumbs gossips-- 'what did he do'

<1129hp 524ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
gos I reached a special place
Breeze gossips-- 'where he is hiding.'

<1129hp 524ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
You gossip-- 'I reached a special place'

<1129hp 524ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
You feel a chill run down your spine.

<1129hp 524ma 391mv> +4 -10.4 793,258,265 980,097 overcast AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
look
Your Mom's Bush
No escape!
Exits: Up Down






t Ip you'll never guess where I am standing atm
You tell Ip 'you'll never guess where I am standing atm'

<1130hp 525ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
You feel a chill run down your spine.

<1130hp 525ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t ip DDDD
You tell Ip ':DDDDD'

<1130hp 525ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
look
Your Mom's Bush
No escape!
Exits: Up Down

<1130hp 525ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Ip tells you 'lol'

<1130hp 525ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
ct You tell Ip 'you'll never guess where I am standing atm'
Ozzy[freedom]> 'You tell Ip 'you'll never guess where I am standing atm''

<1130hp 525ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
ct You feel a chill run down your spine.
Ozzy[freedom]> 'You feel a chill run down your spine.'

<1130hp 525ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Surfnazi[freedom]> 'heh'




Ip[freedom]> 'all i can say is mentally healthy ppl suck!' << golden words

<1130hp 485ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
look
Your Mom's Bush
No escape!
Exits: Up Down

<1130hp 487ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
ct indeed
Ozzy[freedom]> 'indeed'





You tell Zuzu 'you'll never guess where I am standing atm'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
ct You tell Zuzu 'you'll never guess where I am standing atm'
Ozzy[freedom]> 'You tell Zuzu 'you'll never guess where I am standing atm''

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
ct waiting....
Ozzy[freedom]> 'waiting....'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
wh
*Immortals of SlothMUD*
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[ *Creator* ] Splork TMC Reset, pls Vote Vote!

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players
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[ *Hierarch* Cl:9.40 ] Zuzu ::LeMuRs::
[ *Wizard* Ma:9.40 ] Surfnazi KGC I*X*I
[ *Assassin* Th:9.40 ] Burl ~Dragonsworn~
[ *Cenobite* Mo:6.29 ] Ip drunken monkey style activate!
[ *Defender* Wa:4.37 ] Ozzy
[ 39n 22d 20o 13c|10m 8b 6w 5t ] Ebonsoul need Infuse Soul
[ 25w 25t 17c 19m| 4d 4n 1b 1o ] Tacodille the Untitled
[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta Bulldozer {
[ 20c 20n 13w 10m| 2d 1b 1t 1o ] Clergy the Clergical Cleric.
[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace the Failed Success
[ 11o 6c 6n 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Hark who goes there
[ 1b 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Telgran the Untitled
There are 13 visible players.
Highest total since last bootup: 22.

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Zuzu tells you 'where are u standing '

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu guess
You tell Zuzu 'guess'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Zuzu tells you 'the Starvin Sam's in Kendall, Washington.'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu heh no
You tell Zuzu 'heh no'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu I mean ingame
You tell Zuzu 'I mean ingame'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Zuzu tells you 'the maximum security annex in the Peter-Paul Fortress.'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu no
You tell Zuzu 'no '

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Zuzu tells you 'one east of Iblis?'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu no
You tell Zuzu 'no'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Zuzu tells you 'at Red Baro?'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Zuzu tells you 'red baron?'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu you do know vision spell, do you?
You tell Zuzu 'you do know vision spell, do you?'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Zuzu tells you 'yes but its no fun if i cheat'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu no scrybite, honest
You tell Zuzu 'no scrybite, honest'

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
You feel a chill run down your spine.

<1130hp 505ma 391mv> +5 -10.4 302,047,807 39,054 storm AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t zuzu gotcha!
Zuzu tells you 'very nice'
You tell Zuzu 'gotcha!'






t sochi I have reached a special location.
You tell Sochi 'I have reached a special location.'

<1078hp 486ma 354mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t Sochi Looks familiar, eh?
You tell Sochi 'Looks familiar, eh? '

<1078hp 517ma 376mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
look
Your Mom's Bush
No escape!
Exits: Up Down

<1078hp 522ma 379mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t sochi Now this place is OCCUPIED, by me. And you stayin' away har har har
You tell Sochi 'Now this place is OCCUPIED, by me. And you stayin' away har har har'

<1078hp 611ma 393mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Juggleblood appears with an ear-splitting bang.

<1078hp 611ma 393mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Juggleblood says 'nice'

<1078hp 611ma 393mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Juggleblood stares at the sky.

<1078hp 611ma 393mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Juggleblood disappears in a puff of smoke.

<1078hp 611ma 393mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
Juggleblood gossips-- 'You don't want to know where Ozzy is.'

<1078hp 611ma 393mv> +9 -1.3 1,291,212 60,637 raining AH VAULTS DO_NOT_TOUCH -
t Juggleblood I almost thought you're not going to buy this one
You tell Juggleblood 'I almost thought you're not going to buy this one'




But The Ultimate Fish avoided my nets this time, and is yet to be caught.

t Splork you'll never guess where I am standing atm
You tell Splork 'you'll never guess where I am standing atm'

... and nothing happened afterwards...


Thanks to all who participated And to coders who made this possibility.

[Yasik]

Congrats JB, you've got yourself a reputation

**** tells you 'how about fargate?'

You tell ***** 'remind me tall dad to switch it on when he returns from work'

**** tells you 'cool'

You tell **** 'Im Ozzy '

**** tells you 'thought u was jb my bad'

score
Yourmom the Fit (level: 4)
Your levels: Dr: 4
You are 17 years, 1 month, 33 days old.
You are a citizen of Valkyre.
You are a devout worshipper of (null).
You spread goodness and joy everywhere you go.
You have not explored this area at all.
You have 26(26) hit, 81(82) mana and 176(176) movement points.
You have 240 gold coins.
You have 4607 unused experience points.
You have been playing for 9 hours, 10 minutes.
You are currently in the form of a large orange and white cat (Yourmom).
You are standing.
You are affected by the following spells:
Sense Life
Infravision
Shapeshift

[Yasik]

ALL ABOARD THE TROLLBOAT!

[*juggleblood*]

I have no idea why someone would think i was Yourmom the noob, and just yesterday someone I was speaking to thought Sochi was Yasik.

[Yasik]

Razo gossips-- 'i cannot remove my golden sack'

You gossip-- 'rem curse self'

You gossip-- 'or what kind of 'sack' you speaking about?'

Razo gossips-- 'the sack with all the good stuff'

You gossip-- 'oh, THAT sack, ok I see'

[Yasik]

Sochi picks up a multi-colored crystal rod.

You tell Sochi 'now you have a long rod too'

You tell Sochi 'congrats'

Sochi tells you 'and multi colored'

You tell Sochi 'yeah, mine is multi-colored as well, all shades of certaine someone's mom's lipstick'