Okay, I alone will fight the redcoats for you, girls

Strange Cell
The walls of the cell are made of some strange glistening volcanic rock.
They are smoothed and glazed as though made to entrap something of great energy
or heat. The walls of the cell have been hammered by blows beyond the strength
of man. The inhabitant of the cell must have been trapped in torment for ages.
Exits: [East]
The corpse of a green rakasha is lying here.
An opalescent shard has been left here. [3]
The corpse of a green rakasha is lying here.
A white-robed maiden with tiny white swan-like wings lounges here.
A tormented spectre tests the limits of its master's control.
A spectre glows with a bright light!
A tormented spectre tests the limits of its master's control.
A spectre glows with a bright light!
A tormented spectre tests the limits of its master's control.
A spectre glows with a bright light!
A tormented spectre tests the limits of its master's control.
A spectre glows with a bright light!
A menacing troll in a red soldier's coat strides forth with a poleaxe.
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l troll
A large, burly troll in an imposing red soldier's coat strolls about. In
his hands is a gleaming steel pole axe that looks ready to slice the head
off any in his path.
A redcoat is in excellent condition.
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.
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gos A redcoat is in excellent condition.
You gossip-- 'A redcoat is in excellent condition.'
gos Happy Independence Day, I guess

You gossip-- 'Happy Independence Day, I guess

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[ *Defender* Wa:4.34 ] Ozzy knows what you're sayin'
[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta Bulldozer {
[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace o;
There are 3 visible players.
Highest total since last bootup: 17.
<943hp 390ma 291mv> +9 -10.4 864,490,200 175,248 indoors Hellwell -
cast 'Damnation' redco
Ok.
A redcoat growls at you and attacks!
A redcoat hates your guts!
A redcoat misses you with its rake.
A redcoat screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse its body.
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A redcoat misses you with its rake.
A redcoat misses you with its rake.
A redcoat misses you with its rake.
A redcoat misses you with its rake.
You massacre a redcoat to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a redcoat to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a redcoat to small fragments with your slash.
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order undead assist Ozzy
A spectre claws a redcoat very hard.
A spectre claws a redcoat very hard.
A spectre claws a redcoat extremely hard.
A spectre misses a redcoat with its claw.
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A spectre claws a redcoat very hard.
A spectre massacres a redcoat to small fragments with its claw.
A spectre claws a redcoat very hard.
A spectre claws a redcoat very hard.
A spectre claws a redcoat extremely hard.
A spectre claws a redcoat extremely hard.
A spectre claws a redcoat extremely hard.
A spectre claws a redcoat extremely hard.
A redcoat misses you with its rake.
A redcoat misses you with its rake.
A redcoat misses a spectre with its rake.
A redcoat misses a spectre with its rake.
You massacre a redcoat to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a redcoat to small fragments with your slash.
A redcoat is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You brutally massacre a redcoat with your slash.
A redcoat is dead! R.I.P.
You gain 4568 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 42322.
You have gained twelve honor.
Your blood freezes as you hear a redcoat's death cry.
You get gold coins from the corpse of a redcoat that's on the ground.
There were 7000 coins.