A Day in the Life of Testham

[jezer]

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:31:46 -0600 the scarecrow behind your head crushed Testham to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o'clock am on the Day of the Sun

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:17:22 -0600 the scarecrow behind your head annihilated Testham at 11 o'clock am on the Day of the Great Gods

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:05:35 -0600 a frying pan named Desire mercilessly butchered Testham at 11 o'clock pm on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:00:41 -0600 Testham obliterated Testham at 6 o'clock pm on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 11:50:40 -0600 a house falling on him wasted Testham at 8 o'clock am on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 11:49:55 -0600 a house falling on him mercilessly slaughtered Testham at 7 o'clock am on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 11:42:52 -0600 Testham fought against something he ate last night and lost at 12 o'clock am on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:35:13 -0600 Testham was defeated by a parked car at 4 o'clock am on the Day of the Bull

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:27:43 -0600 Testham was messily dispatched by ED-209 at 9 o'clock pm on the Day of the Moon

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:25:10 -0600 Testham was beaten down by causality at 6 o'clock pm on the Day of the Moon

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:19:32 -0600 Testham naively fought the same mob as last time and lost at 1 o'clock pm on the Day of the Moon

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:15:16 -0600 last week slew Testham at 9 o'clock am on the Day of the Moon

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:10:37 -0600 KHAAAAAAN!!! defeated Testham at 4 o'clock am on the Day of the Moon

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:08:49 -0600 if you can read this, i'm trapped in time. send cookies crushed Testham to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 2 o'clock am on the Day of the Moon

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 10:02:17 -0600 a 0.1% degree shift in the earth's axis annihilated Testham at 8 o'clock pm on the Day of the Sun

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:59:44 -0600 Prof. Plum, in the Conservatory, with the Lead Pipe mercilessly butchered Testham at 5 o'clock pm on the Day of the Sun

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:56:26 -0600 secondhand smoke handidly dispatched Testham to to the next world at 2 o'clock pm on the Day of the Sun

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:54:16 -0600 the new epic mob, Potato Salad obliterated Testham at 12 o'clock pm on the Day of the Sun

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:50:17 -0600 the moon wasted Testham at 8 o'clock am on the Day of the Sun

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:47:22 -0600 a raindrop that kept falling on his head mercilessly slaughtered Testham at 5 o'clock am on the Day of the Sun

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:40:41 -0600 Testham fought against the tooth fairy and lost at 10 o'clock pm on the Day of the Great Gods

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:36:07 -0600 Testham was slain by the number 9 at 5 o'clock pm on the Day of the Great Gods

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:24:25 -0600 Testham was messily dispatched by being too delicious at 6 o'clock am on the Day of the Great Gods

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:22:05 -0600 Testham was beaten down by curiousity at 3 o'clock am on the Day of the Great Gods

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:18:47 -0600 Testham naively fought everyone else and lost at 12 o'clock am on the Day of the Great Gods

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:16:10 -0600 the color light urple slew Testham at 9 o'clock pm on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:15:38 -0600 the color light urple defeated Testham at 9 o'clock pm on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:08:04 -0600 eating too much crushed Testham to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o'clock pm on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:04:32 -0600 a revolving door annihilated Testham at 10 o'clock am on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:01:55 -0600 you, yes you, mercilessly butchered Testham at 7 o'clock am on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:00:29 -0600 the IRS handidly dispatched Testham to to the next world at 6 o'clock am on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:55:32 -0600 a nuclear missile obliterated Testham at 1 o'clock am on the Day of Freedom

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:50:53 -0600 global warming wasted Testham at 8 o'clock pm on the Day of Thunder

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:36:16 -0600 Testham fought against the last digit of pi and lost at 6 o'clock am on the Day of Thunder

[*Breeze*]

thanks for reminding me. meant to fix that awhile ago.

*off 2 bed*

[jezer]

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:54:16 -0600 the new epic mob, Potato Salad obliterated Testham at 12 o'clock pm on the Day of the Sun