When the cashier at dollar general smells like a homeless person.
When the only attendant at the gas station speaks no english.
When someone gives advice, then adds the caveat, 'but I don't really
know what I'm talking about.'
When the squirrels steal my tomatoes and leave the half eaten remains on
my porch.
When the mailman doesn't close my mailbox.
When a woman tells you she's on the pill, but isn't.
When someone responds 'fine, thank you' to 'hello or howdy'.