the WTF thread.

[Dragoth]

Spot the WTF moment in this:

<634hp 753ma 167mv>eq
You are using:
<worn on finger> the ring of goodness(invisible)
<worn on finger> the ring of goodness(invisible)
<worn around neck> a bead necklace..It has a soft glowing aura!
<worn on shoulders> shoulder guards of a mystical yooper..It has a soft glowing aura! (with a purple minidemon brooch attached to it)
<worn on body> marred magical mail(invisible)..It emits a faint humming sound! (with a pretty little bow attached to it)
<worn on head> a crystal helm..It emits a faint humming sound!
<worn on legs> iridescent red leggings(invisible)..It has a soft glowing aura! (with a single-striped white sash (Private) attached to it)
<worn on feet> boots of radiance(invisible)
<worn on hands> Jeweled Gauntlets of the Magi(invisible)
<worn on arms> the Holy Sleeves of Nia..It glows red!..It has a soft glowing aura!
<worn as shield> flaming shield of midnight..It has a soft glowing aura!
<worn about body> tunic of the mystic healer(invisible)..It has a soft glowing aura!
<worn about waist> a loop of burning coals(invisible)
<worn around wrist> a runed onyx bracelet(invisible)
<worn around wrist> a runed onyx bracelet(invisible)
<held> orb of magical enhancement(invisible)..It has a soft glowing aura!





<634hp 753ma 167mv>rem tunic
You stop using tunic of the mystic healer.

<634hp 753ma 167mv>TICK IN 0 SECONDS.
save
Saving Dragoth.
Saving items.

<634hp 728ma 167mv>wear tunic
You wear tunic of the mystic healer about your body.


Can we start wearing boots on our feet and helmets on our asses now please?

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Your neither holding a light source nor wielding a weapon Dragoth.

[color=yellow:3iy684e4][size=200:3iy684e4]WTF ?!?[/size:3iy684e4][/color:3iy684e4]

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Mud Info: SlothMUD III
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[Yasik]

[img:2ag2oxg6]http://yasik.kiev.ua/WTFIsThisShit.jpg[/img:2ag2oxg6]

[*juggleblood*]

You quaff from a water barrel. It tastes like water.
You drank every last drop of water, now a water barrel is empty.
You snatch a slice of a shambler from the ground.
You dispatch a slice of a shambler.
That tasted just like chicken.
You snatch a slice of a shambler from the ground.
You gulp down a slice of a shambler.
That tasted just like chicken.
You snatch a slice of a shambler from the ground.
You bolt a slice of a shambler.
That tasted just like chicken.
Oops, it tasted rather strange?!!?
Poison! You quickly spit a slice of a shambler out!
You are full.

I didn't get poisoned. I spit the food out? Made my
saving throw versus poison? I love noticing some
random new element of the game. Until yesterday
I didn't realize that remove curse will remove
demon bind. Is this new or am I slow?

[*juggleblood*]

The thunderbird grabs you in a massive claw and places you on his back.
You plop down into the soft feathers.
On the Thunderbird
This bird is so large that his back provides a comfortably large flat
area that could easily carry a company of soldiers. While you can see the
sky and clouds above and around you, you can't get much of a view below
except off near the horizon. There aren't any railings, so perhaps you
had better just stay put here close to the middle of the back.
Exits:

<594hp 318ma 76mv> (raining)
The thunderbird fades from view! Nothing is holding you up now!
Falling Towards the Sea
Exits: Down

YOU ARE FALLING.... AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Falling Towards the Sea
Exits: Up Down

YOU ARE FALLING.... AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Approaching the Deck
Exits: Up Down

YOU ARE FALLING.... AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!
At Sea
Exits:
S
P
L
A
S
H
!!!!!!!!!!
You hit the water at an impressive speed!!!


wtf...

[Akasha]

You thunderbird ran out of juice.. i know gas is expensive, but if your gonna be travelling trans-contiental, you should really splurge on a fill up

[*juggleblood*]

I had just summoned it no more than 10 seconds b4 entering it.

Similar bug is this:

cleric makes tbird, player b enters bird, cleric moves one square away
and calls followers, player b drops to ocean and recalls to island.


But here is a funnier wtf....

Virus gossips-- 'A soldier of Bal Harbor hurtles past at an impressive speed, screaming loudly.'

Virus gossips-- 'A soldier of Bal Harbor hurtles into the room and smashes into the wall!'

Virus gossips-- 'A soldier of Bal Harbor is dead! R.I.P.'

Virus gossips-- 'You have violated your oath to uphold good by killing a soldier of Bal Harbor.'

Virus gossips-- 'who toss them =('

You gossip-- 'me'

Yinao gossips-- 'lol'

You gossip-- 'too funny'

Virus gossips-- '*spank*'

Yinao gossips-- 'indeed'

[Dragoth]

Left a helper bot at West gate on for the night to help people out with spells, and what do i get ? Put in jail ? For what ? Im not making anything out of it, so why should anyone care.

Next you'll be putting people in jail for having eat/drink triggers when you are not at the keyboard ?

[Alberich]

[quote:2yf2uar5]4) No Robotting.

# Robotting is the act of setting up your MUD client to run the character on
its own. Playing a 'robot' character is forbidden, and will be punished.


# If you are observed killing and are not at the keyboard to answer an
immortal's message, you are a robot and subject to harsh penalties.


# You ARE NOT allowed to program your MUD client to allow your buddy to
have full control over your character.


# Allowing the leader to set your targets, and "all up" triggers are fine.


# Cleric Bots are illegal if you are away from keyboard. You will be
considered a robot even if your actions are not benefiting yourself.


# You MAY create actions/triggers that perform otherwise repetitive actions
during and between fights. E.g. circling, eating and drinking.


# If you need to AFK to get a drink or answer the phone, that is one thing,
being AFK in a group for 10-15 minutes while still “magically entering
portals and blinding Mobs”, WILL NOT be tolerated. If your leader believes
you are botting, good chances you are!!![/quote:2yf2uar5]


dear noob,
the part where they specifically mention cleric bots might be of interest