Eating Crow

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Speaking of rap, politically-oriented hip-hop star Karl Rove took a page from the MC Hammer playbook last week by declaring "You can't touch this" to none other Miss Sheryl Crow--a meeting we suspect bordered on the hilariously surreal. The scoop: During last Saturday's White House Correspondents Dinner, Crow and Laurie David--partners on the current Stop Global Warming College Tour--approached Rove with the intent of discussing the issue and matters soon, er, heated up. Reports say that when Crow touched Rove's arm to "diffuse" the situation, he swiftly snapped, "Don't touch me!" Things soon got even uglier, we hear, but we'll leave further discussion to political commentators and note only that this sort of thing rarely happens in real life!