Someone give this boy an iron skin

[van]

Now, I don't normally post about the amusing things that happen to me on sloth, but I'm still laughing my ass off about this.

I want you all to close your eyes and think about this situation: your group goes down, your leader staffs but doesn't recall, and healo shocks the tank. Tank comes back, gets corpse, spells up, realizes leader is at mob, and goes to get him. Tank recalls leader, leader gets raised, everybody's happy, right?

Now imagine you're Aaron, and the tank beat you to the leader, even with that two minute lead. You start ragging on the tank because you said YOU'D go (even though, of course, the tank wasn't grouped at the time and didn't see this). The tank (guess who!) has the temerity to talk back a little, and you (as Aaron) just CAN NOT TAKE THIS. So you log on with Shival and go after the tank. While the group continues to run.

Long story short (too late), after several rounds of Aaron tossing and blizzarding me while I was trying to just, you know, tank for the group, I threw him into Orcus and he got REALLY mad. And this is where I just started cracking up, because I have never seen someone (anyone!) give so much shit in general without being able to take so little of it in return. I would have egged him on gossip on for sheer enjoyment if it weren't for that unfortunate noshout.

Since I just tried to kill the group by not proting over when the 2.tank voided, I'll just close with a vague comment about how people shouldn't stay in the kitchen if they can't stand the heat. Someone needs to toughen that boy up. Cheers!

Van
*roflmao*

[Medios]

One word comes to mind.

*tender*

Mike

[van]

Well, now, I'm just a dumb tank and you're going to have to clarify: tender Aaron or am I mincemeat next time I try to join a desert group?

[Medios]

heheh im laughin.

Im callin Aaron the tender one of course. Van is crunchy, not tender.

Talo has stinky sox.

Mike

[Autolycos]

thank you Van...

I needed that laugh.

[13]

I don't talk like that unless I'm ready to scrap. I didn't realize you had shocked. Everyone has their moments :p

Van tells you 'leave me alone so i can go tank'

[van]

I try to bring laughter to the mud... can we have a quest where we chop aaron?

[van]

Ok, just for the record:

You tell Shival 'dude, i just shocked, cut me some slack'

<366/1075hp 127/482ma 183/183mv -7.0ac>

Shival tells you 'so wtf everybody got their sob story'

Two disclaimers:
(1) Above exchange is approximate, I was too lazy to look at log
(2) Don't make fun of my hps.

[Talo/Ulrich]

I NO LONGER have stinky sox...I now have a woman Who knows how to and DOES....laundry


~M~


P.S. and worst case scenario...always remember...at least i know the Milk....Goes in the fridge...not the cabinet.....