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Postby Autolycos » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:20 am

[color=orange:2d8922ed][b:2d8922ed]Today's Darwin award goes to![/b:2d8922ed][/color:2d8922ed]


[20w 20n 10c 7m] Kotetzo the Untitled



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Kotetzo kicks the overlord in solar plexus, the overlord is rendered breathless.

<689hp 223ma 92mv>

Kotetzo slashes the overlord very hard.
The overlord viciously massacres Kotetzo with its claw.
The overlord lunges forward at Kotetzo with its jaws open![/color:2d8922ed]

Thats the [color=blue:2d8922ed]Temple of Fiends [/color:2d8922ed]Overlord btw

amazing... simply amazing :twisted:
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Postby Kotetzo » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:26 pm

I believe the word I'm looking for would be...ah..exhilirating. Or completely idiotic! Or, potentially, both. Most definitely the most hilarious thing I've ever done on Sloth, however. :p
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Postby Autolycos » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:28 am

[color=red:3b7jtoyl][b:3b7jtoyl]guess what.. the dumb F*** did it again![/b:3b7jtoyl][/color:3b7jtoyl]


Kotetzo misses a kick at Demogorgon's groin.

<1004hp 231ma 271mv>

You can't backstab a fighting person, too alert!

<1004hp 232ma 272mv>

Kotetzo massacres Demogorgon to small fragments with his slash.
Demogorgon viciously massacres Kotetzo with his pierce.
Demogorgon looks shocked as he cuts himself on Atwell's petrified armor!
Madmax's aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.
Kotetzo massacres Demogorgon to small fragments with his slash.
Demogorgon lashes out with his fiery whip!
Kotetzo cries out as Demogorgon burns him.
Kotetzo cries out as Demogorgon burns him.
Kotetzo cries out as Demogorgon burns him.
Kotetzo cries out as Demogorgon burns him.
Kotetzo cries out as Demogorgon burns him.
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Postby Weasel » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:36 am

Best you make some adjustments to that botscript of yours Kotetzo...
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Postby Kotetzo » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:45 am

What botscript? I do it for fun. xD Here's some more.

Alias massacres a Syrrinian commoner to small fragments with his slash.
Chrome pierces a Syrrinian commoner extremely hard.
The flames in a Syrrinian commoner's eyes burn brightly!

A Syrrinian commoner utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
You have been KILLED!!

<-276hp 10ma 93mv>
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Postby Vixn » Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:54 pm

Don't raise him next time. Just for more fun.
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Postby Shoop » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:46 pm

Kotetzo had this bright idea to kick Demogorgon to start a fight in dweb while I was leading the other night. I should have let him corpse but instead I ungrouped him and recalled him after the raise. Later he told me it was an accident.... which is complete BS.

I've decided to ban him permenately from any of my groups. I hope the other leaders out there do the same.
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Postby Autolycos » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:44 pm

after being in 4 groups which he has done this same thing f endangering the group.. 2 of which i posted on this thread


i have perma-banned him in my groups as well.
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Postby Roadrunr » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:38 pm

[quote="Autolycos":237for60]after being in 4 groups which he has done this same thing f endangering the group.. 2 of which i posted on this thread


i have perma-banned him in my groups as well.[/quote:237for60]

you lead?

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Postby Roadrunr » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:41 pm

[quote="Autolycos":7nycj6yj]after being in 4 groups which he has done this same thing f endangering the group.. 2 of which i posted on this thread


i have perma-banned him in my groups as well.[/quote:7nycj6yj]

wait wait...so you're telling me all I need to do to get banned from your groups is pick a fight with a big mob? I thought that was what you wanted me to do last time I tanked those nostab mobs for you...

you're discriminating man...just because he's not a tank doesnt mean he shouldnt be allowed to die too!

ok, I'm killing myself here, I gotta get back to work.
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Postby Autolycos » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:08 pm

[quote="Roadrunr":g6so480m]wait wait...so you're telling me all I need to do to get banned from your groups is pick a fight with a big mob? I thought that was what you wanted me to do last time I tanked those nostab mobs for you... you're discriminating man...just because he's not a tank doesnt mean he shouldnt be allowed to die too![/quote:g6so480m]


there is a difference.. you can freely die whenever you want being a dumbass.. i encourage it... go right ahead! but do it solo...

but if your in a group and are annoying everyone and messing up the flow of the run by kicking random mobs and dragging the lowbies/casters into fights before the tanks. then yes, you should be left to die.

Shoop was nice and raise/recalled him out.. I personally would have let him corpse and left him there to be looted like he deserved..



and btw RR.. stfu you big goober :twisted: any deaths you might have incurred running with me were purely intentional :twisted:
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Postby Alberich » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:41 pm

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Postby 12345 » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:44 pm

I think I was leading the first time with the overseer. He hasn't done it since in my groups, but I watched him kick demo in Shoop's. I think the joke has pretty much gone far enough. The mobs he's doing this on are easily capable of clustering a group and that's not something I like to play with for no reason.
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Postby Roadrunr » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:31 pm

[quote="Autolycos":25fh24aa][quote="Roadrunr":25fh24aa]wait wait...so you're telling me all I need to do to get banned from your groups is pick a fight with a big mob? I thought that was what you wanted me to do last time I tanked those nostab mobs for you... you're discriminating man...just because he's not a tank doesnt mean he shouldnt be allowed to die too![/quote:25fh24aa]


there is a difference.. you can freely die whenever you want being a dumbass.. i encourage it... go right ahead! but do it solo...

but if your in a group and are annoying everyone and messing up the flow of the run by kicking random mobs and dragging the lowbies/casters into fights before the tanks. then yes, you should be left to die.

Shoop was nice and raise/recalled him out.. I personally would have let him corpse and left him there to be looted like he deserved..



and btw RR.. stfu you big goober :twisted: any deaths you might have incurred running with me were purely intentional :twisted:[/quote:25fh24aa]

nah, I havent died in any of your groups that I know of...I was just taking a break from one of those fun kinda days at work and needed a good laugh. hell, if whatshisname had done that in a group I was in and I knew he had done it before I'd have probably just recalled his pathetic self and ungrouped him before he corpsed out. what a dumbass
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Postby 13 » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:57 pm

Let Al have him.
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