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I asked a stupid question and I can't remove the post, so I'll just change it into a joke. Here you go...

A woman is in the shower and while cleaning herself, notices a lump in her breast and has her husband give a feel. He is worried and so takes her straight to the hospital where they give her a variety of tests. The doctor comes out grim faced and says, 'Please brace yourself, I have to inform you that not only do you have breast cancer, but its already spread throughout your body and theres nothing we can do for you. You probably only have about three months to live.' The couple is crushed by this horrible news and the man tries to comfort his wife who cries uncontrollably all night. When she calms down some, he asks her, 'What can I do to make these next few months the best of your life.' She replies, 'Well, you could go down on me every night.' The husband agrees and dutifully fulfills her request. Two months later they return to the hospital to see how the disease is progressing. After some more tests, the
doctor comes out with a shocked look on his face and explains that the cancer has not only regressed, but has been completed wiped out without any explanation. Naturally, the couple is ecstatic and the first place they go is to the man's brother's house nearby. They burst through the door and loudly proclaim, "The cancer is gone! Its cured!" The brother looks startled and confused and asked how this is possible. 'No one knows, the man explained. The only thing we did differently is that I went down on her every night for the last couple months.' His brother rears back and belts him right in the face, laying him out on the floor. As he comes to, he sees his brother standing over him pointing at him accusingly with tears in eyes shouting, "You could have saved Mom!"

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