get thee to a punnery

[Pisces]

This has nothing to do with puns, but I just couldn't resist...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "What, Kevin?"



boo hiss

-Corinn

[Autolycos]

even worse!


A ham & Cheese sandwich walks into a bar,
hops up onto the stool and says hey bartender, gimmie a beer!
The bartender looks down and says.. Sorry buddy, we dont serve food here.

[Shara]

A burglar robbed the Louvre of all its valuables one night. Everything was gone; the paintings, the sculptures, anything of value. There were no clues, the police had no leads, the burglar had gotten away home free.

A day later, policemen on a normal patrol found a suspicious looking van parked under the bridge. They looked inside, and it was everything that had been stolen from the Louvre!

They arrested the driver, but out of curiousity, they had to ask him, "Why did you stay here? You could have gotten away!"

The driver said, "Well, I would have, but you see... I did not have Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."

[*juggleblood*]

A penguin was on his way home from work when his car started sputtering and white smoke billowed out from his tailpipe. He pulled into the nearest service station and let the mechanic have a look at his car while he walked over to the Dairy Queen across the street. Needless to say the penguin made quite a mess all over his face as penguins are not very adept at eating ice cream. When he walked back over to check on his car, the mechanic looked at him and said "Ya blew a seal". To which he replied, "Naw, it's just ice cream."

[Shara]

Two olives were just hanging around in a tree (I made a punny already!) when one of them suddenly falls.

The olive still in the tree is in a panic, crying, "What do I do! What do I do!?"

To which the falling olive replies, "Don't worry! OLIVE! OLIVE!"

grumble, puns have to be told, not typed

la la la

[Diazz_Dizazter]

PUN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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