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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:48 am

You sneak through the shadows of An Open Hallway.

<1226hp 714ma 329mv>
Your weapon doesn't pierce, you'll have to settle for a normal attack.
You brutally massacre an elven spy with your hit.

<1226hp 714ma 329mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors
+3480 87 +0
You stop singing.
Ok.
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as an elven spy is already webbed!

<1226hp 699ma 329mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors
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With a mighty effort, Gorka shakes off his exhaustion!
Gorka disengages himself from an elven spy!

<1229hp 699ma 330mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You disengage yourself from an elven spy!

<1231hp 700ma 316mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
Gorka lies down and falls asleep.

<1234hp 702ma 318mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
highf gor
You don't seem to be fighting anyone right now.

<1235hp 703ma 319mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
You have to 'warcry reset' before using a new warcry.
pet Vege
pet Vege

<1235hp 703ma 319mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

<1237hp 704ma 320mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
You high five Gorka! You rock!

<1237hp 704ma 320mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
Gorka awakens.
You don't see anyone to pet.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Josiah » Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:04 am

3 rounded Xerxes with four people chopping (and a couple crits)

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds growls at you and attacks!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds briefly reveals a red aura!
You report 1540/1400 hp. Change: +140. Need: 0. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<1540hp 218ma 111mv>
You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.
You are brutally massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
You are brutally massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
Belrath cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
Xerxes flails about the area with his fiery sword!!
Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
You report 1172/1400 hp. Change: -368. Need: 228. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1172hp 254ma 111mv>
Norks raises his hands to the sky and rapidly turns into a minotaur (Norks)!

<1179hp 257ma 114mv>
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Dingo cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
Gorka cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
The pitiful creature before you tries to breathe lightning on.
You report 1133/1400 hp. Change: -39. Need: 267. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1133hp 285ma 119mv>
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds really needs a good bath! Phew!
Norks picks up a large curved scimitar.


<1146hp 290ma 125mv>
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Belrath cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You cut off Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's limb!
You viciously massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds has been banished to the astral plane!
You receive 118,844,768 experience points as your share.
You gain 5,250,000 experience for being on point!
You gain 41,991,820 bonus experience!
You gain 118,844,768 bonus experience!
You have gained an ungodly amount of honor.
You have gained an ungodly amount of bonus honor.
Total exp for kill is 598,968,680.


Group 'Dingo's Furious Death-Dealers' is led by Dingo and consists of:
(Point) Josiah [Wa:9.40 1400hp 352ma 135mv] ---
(Front) Belrath [Mo:9.40 1327hp 464ma 473mv] ---
(Front) Gorka [Wa:9.40 1448hp 108ma 204mv] ---
(Leader) Dingo [Mo:9.40 1362hp 734ma 433mv] ---
Norks [Cl:6.39 1092hp 381ma 360mv] ---
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:44 pm

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Grouped counters elapsed time: 1 hour, 27 minutes, 41 seconds

                   Total Earned    Per Hour    Minute    Second     Per Kill
                   ------------    --------    ------    ------     --------
Kills                       206     141.0        2.3       0.0
Experience Points    2857600254       2.0B      32.6M    543.2k       13.9M
Gold Coins              2435549       1.7M      27.8k    462.9        11.8k
Honor Points                594     406.5        6.8       0.1         2.9


Cyprimus, Josiah, Ezekiel, Driven, Padme, Gorka. 2B hours.
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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