Treasures and Dreams Square

[*Splork*]

I either missed the part where I acted or said I was suprised by your post or your imagination is at it again. Im betting its your imagination again.

I love you Shadis,

Splork

Oh, and btw, if Avatar asks me himself, its quite possible I would reiumburse him.

[Blackguard]

[quote="Leaf":3qgcrbuy]I've seen u quit! and all ur items were on u. Damn who was that immortal
that even said, when u quit ONLY ur inventory drops to the ground. BUT
not what items you can wear.
I webbed u at South Gate on VK, and u had a gimlet and something else.
U quit, came back as ur lvl1 newbie thief and webbed me. I was able to get
out of ur moldy, and saw u sitting there as Jor. You quit! again, ur newbie
came on webbed me and u logged on as Jor again. So ur telling me u
had dropped all ur items?

On SS, ur other pthief Derro was webbed South of Well. U quit! and only
dropped ur inventory but kept all ur other eq on urself. I believe u had
JJD and a few other pretty good items u have stolen.[/quote:3qgcrbuy]

The results about your diagnosis are in. You are suffering from a highly contagious disease called stupidity. The most known carriers of the disease ingame are Rynquald and the Aching Vagina Gang (more commonly known as ~Dragonsworn~). Some lesser, irrelevent beings also seem to carry it. I have compiled a list of these to hopefully alert the public and prevent any infection from happening in the future:
-Shadis (Usually identified by whining about the most simple of things. If you see some random moron crying about the cost of iron rations, it's probably him.)
-Brad (Another whiner, usually seen using this smily: :)~ From my conversations with him, probably has down-syndrome - make fun at your own risk!)
-Victor (He's funny, but he's an idiot. He knows I get all the women in real life so he has to "get back at me" by telling me that I am shit and he is cool. TOTALLY PZWNEED IN MY FACE. Deep inside, Victor knows he'll never reach my level of slim and handsome.)
-Auriana (Whenever she gossips something, nothing other than WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA comes up on my screen. Highly contagious. Steer clear)
-anyone else who whines about pthieving

Fortunately for you, I have the cure. I'm sure Isabo must be getting tired of this so I'll just say it.

[size=150:3qgcrbuy][color=red:3qgcrbuy]THE JING JIT DISK AND THE GIMLET WAS MY DESCRIPTION.[/color:3qgcrbuy][/size:3qgcrbuy]

And again, just in case you missed the above sentence:

[size=150:3qgcrbuy][color=red:3qgcrbuy]THE JING JIT DISK AND THE GIMLET WAS MY DESCRIPTION.[/color:3qgcrbuy][/size:3qgcrbuy]

Get it? Now shut up and go kill some kobolds.


EDIT:
just read the posts below me

I stole Avatar's Sword of Valor but I got killed before I could ship it off. No re-imbursement is neccessary.

On the other hand, I am willing to delete every one of my characters from the game if I get promoted to admin just so I can have the pleasure of personally wiping Shadis. How about it Splorkie?

[Alberich]

[quote="*kjartan*":2br3wa1u]After discussion we have decided to make all personal items unstealable. This is for the reasons put forward in Avatar's post below. I'll try to get to this tonight.[/quote:2br3wa1u]

nice thanks

[Shadis]

perhaps suprise wan't the best word



oh and btw, rations cost too much!!


*wow guess i was put in my place, i better be carefull or i might get wiped*

[Rynquald]

[quote:1j5gpv3m]The most known carriers of the disease ingame are Rynquald and the Aching Vagina Gang (more commonly known as ~Dragonsworn~).[/quote:1j5gpv3m]

And I suppose that, er, interestingly childish description of me and DS would be because we've all killed you so often?

On a side note, it's nice to know I've killed you enough to be mentioned personally

[Poolp]

[quote="Shadis":2wqk92op]
3rd - min bid on my dragon skull?[/quote:2wqk92op]

Make an offer please.

[Avatar]

Thanks for the changes guys, the no-steal flag on some eq will be very helpful. Now to campaign for that personal robe clasp that was added and removed way back when.

As the pthief said, no reimbursement is necessary. I'm not sure why I killed him so easily, he must have lagged between the first firestorm and the second. I did get my sword back. The other pthief incident I was not able to recover the eq, but purchased most of it back for 2 mil coins.

Charles

[13]

The Aching Vagina Gang....that shit ******* slays me dude.

[auri]

"Oh look a pthief! He must be a fat kid whom nobody talks to irl and had no toys when he was young because his parents hate him."

Hehe.. Poolp is a fat kid without any toys. I never said that, but that sounds about right. Thanks Poolp for telling me more about yourself. And hopefully you aren't too slow to be able to read this: You are a loser and a dork, fatty. If it takes you a year to read that, then I don't know what to say.

Good day!

Auri

[12345]

*munches on popcorn*

[13]

Auri please post a picture of self.

[Alberich]

Newbies vs Pthieves, round 8!

Enders' got the popcorn and I got the beer, who's bringing the strippers?

[13]

see post below plz Alb.

[Poolp]

[quote="auri":dyevfkst]
Hehe.. Poolp is a fat kid without any toys. I never said that, but that sounds about right. Thanks Poolp for telling me more about yourself. And hopefully you aren't too slow to be able to read this: You are a loser and a dork, fatty. If it takes you a year to read that, then I don't know what to say.
Auri[/quote:dyevfkst]

I was pointing out your grammatical mistake in the sentence, that's why it took me so long to recorrect it and then understand

Well in reply to your great comments, I will now reply with the same level of maturity. No I'm not fat! You're the fat guy! *end*

Anyway, if any of you missed any of this, here's a replay.
But first, remember that Auriana

[40d 40c 40b 34n] Auriana \|/ DrOOd Priestess \|/

is a 3x40.

Auriana tells you: well you're not gonna get anymore coins from me, i've set up a lot of triggers now' ' the next time you open the trapdoor and pthief from me its gonna do more than wake and stand, it'll totally **** you up'
(Yes I'm sure you're great at writing triggers, how else did you get to that level? )

Auriana thinks, and types: Okay now that I'm done with my CR...get all corpse;recite recall;sleep.
<10 minutes later after realizing stuff is missing>
gossip demi stole my stuff, he got it while i was shifting gear
<After noticing Demi is no longer on the same continent>
hey i've got to report this to an immort, how did he get to BH so fast??? hax!

Auriana gossips: you're lucky the code has recently been changed and area of effect spells can no longer hit you
(Yes, about 7 years ago was too recent, wasn't it?)

<after having Splork tell her some stuff about the codes>
Auriana gossips: .'well i have only played for 3 months, its not like i know everything!'
.'maybe it's your (referring to Splork) fault for not giving out the right information'
.'if you gave me the codes then i would know everything, because i am a coder myself'

And my personal favourite.....!
Auriana gossips -- ' hehe why do people gossip 'chill?' all the time?'

There you have it folks, one of your fellow Lymers

PS: Charles, I sold all the stuff back to you for only a mil, not 2 mil. Too bad you had to be so nice about it, I woulda really screwed you over for a lot more coins if you didn't go 'You got me fair and square".

PSS: Still looking for a higher bid on the skull of a shifting dragon (current bid at 2 mil) and the jjd (current bid at 4.5 mil)

Edit: Oh and I forgot, G'day

[Shadis]

piss for 2 mil i would of sold it myself
no drink container is worth 2 mil unless it is bottomless
it hold less then a barrel