random comments about nothing in particular

[Yinao]

Shuts up now.

[angel]

<804hp 3ma 180mv>[-12.0] [+14h - +14d] [142,934] [+9] [Mount 'An Mystica]
gg
You are viciously massacred by Gait's hit.
You are viciously massacred by Gait's pierce.
Gait looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!
You are brutally massacred by Gait's pierce.
You are viciously massacred by Gait's pierce.
You are viciously massacred by Gait's crush.
You are viciously massacred by Gait's pierce.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by Gait's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You brutally massacre Gait with your slash.
You brutally massacre Gait with your slash.
You brutally massacre Gait with your slash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are hit by a wild swipe by Gait's claw!
You report 94/1381 hp. Change: -710. Need: 1287. Spells: aegis, wraithform.

<94hp 4ma 181mv>[-12.0] [+14h - +14d] [142,934] [+9] [Mount 'An Mystica]

<94hp 4ma 181mv>[-12.0] [+14h - +14d] [142,934] [+9] [Mount 'An Mystica]
You brutally gut Gait!
Gait looks down in terror as its curdled blood pours to the ground!
Gait is dead! R.I.P.
Total exp for kill is 44349485.

ill shut up now

[Tap]

[quote:1bpf5lm3] its hard for me to know about the citizen of the world thing
but i imagine that it was taken out of context when he was talking to some
world leader types[/quote:1bpf5lm3]

Well, it wasn't world leader types he was addressing, it was 200k people that were there for 2 concerts that were being thrown, to which he gave a short speech at the conclusion or perhaps intermission. Again, I not really a supporter of McCain, but Obama has been quoted on making several issues that YOU Mr. American, have NO right to that 2nd hamburger, NO right to having your AC set at 68, NO right to drive that full-size vehicle because people in other countries don't approve. This guy plain stinks....he is playing politics and I guess I would give him kudos for doing so, but I don't like politicians. He has managed to keep his wife out of the news from making embarassing statements and quelling rumors on his other "acquaintances" but look at who he has surrounded himself with...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. On a personal note for me,the fact that he supports partial-birth abortions is enough for me to pass on him in any other issues. I don't mean to bring religion in at the this point because I do believe to each his own, but I fail to believe this guy is Christain the way he claims to be...now if he isn't, no biggie, but don't claim to be something that your not.. you lose all credibility on all points when you do so.

Oh of course you're not interrupting Gorgeous, I put the do not disturb
sign on the door because I wanted you to join us. -Tommy-> Snatch

[Weasel]

[quote="Tap":386rnhrg]Oh of course you're not interrupting Gorgeous, I put the do not disturb sign on the door because I wanted you to join us. -Tommy-> Snatch[/quote:386rnhrg]
Hope you watched Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels - ******* AWESOME movie - better than the follow-up Snatch, imho.

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a ******* rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.


man.. there's just so many classic lines in that movie.. awesome.


BTW, Obama's wife is a Klingon.

[img:386rnhrg]http://bestobamafacts.com/images/Obama_Michelle_Klingon.jpg[/img:386rnhrg]

Our universe is held together by the force of Michelle Obama's benevolent willpower, but her patience is running thin.

When Obama fixes his gaze on the clouds, he is reading his next great line from the big teleprompter in the sky, which is unseen to ordinary humans.

For more amazing Obama facts, go check out [url:386rnhrg]http://bestobamafacts.com/[/url:386rnhrg].

[Weasel]

Badgered by critics whining about his unwillingness to take a clearly defined stance on issues, Barack Obama has released the following document, which explains his position on several important matters. We hope this clears things up.

[img:3oteg5fs]http://bestobamafacts.com/images/Obama_Issues.jpg[/img:3oteg5fs]

[jezer]

My Grade 1 Report Card...

[quote="Mrs Clarke":19xdebhl]'Jezer' is developing understanding of math concepts. He needs to be encouraged in using maths language to describe size and order. eg, big, bigger, biggest etc.[/quote:19xdebhl]

Ohhhh yeah Mrs Clarke! You fat, fatter, fattest cow!

[Tap]

[size=150:3eewvhpt]Disabled turtle finds romance after getting wheels[/size:3eewvhpt]

JERUSALEM - Arava the disabled turtle is using her new set of wheels to get around in more ways than one. Officials at the Jerusalem Biblical Zoo say the 10-year-old spurred tortoise has begun mating since being fitted with a custom skateboard to overcome paralysis of her hind legs.

Arava arrived in Jerusalem a few months ago from a petting zoo in southern Israel with the unexplained handicap, and found no reptile romance. Zoo curator Shmulik Yedvad says it's not that Arava has come out of her shell with her unique new wheelchair, but that a particularly amorous 10-year-old male has been after her.


[img:3eewvhpt]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/101284904_589fd9d306.jpg[/img:3eewvhpt]

[Tap]

Hillary miffed by Obama's decision, kicks referee in head.


Funny how Vista can screw up 2 different web pages.
Anywho

[firebrand]

things i learned in texas:

1. a possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. there are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in texas.

3. there are 10,000 types of spiders. all 10,000 of them live in texas,
plus a couple no one's seen before.

4. if it grows, it'll stick ya. if it crawls, it'll bite cha.

5. "onced" and "twiced" are words.

6. it is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

7. "jaw-P?" means "did ya'll go to the bathroom?"

8. people actually grow and eat okra.

9. "fixinto" is one word.

10. there is no such thing as "lunch". there is only dinner and then
there is supper.

11. iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
you're two. we do like a little tea with our sugar.

12. backwards and forwards means "i know everything about you."

13. the word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "did you eat?"

14. you don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time
it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

15. you don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.

16. "no. jew?" is a common response to the question "did you bring any
beer?"

17. you measure distance in minutes.

18. you switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

19. all the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

20. you know what a "DAWG" is.

21. you carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car.

22. you only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony Chachere's, tabasco and ketchup.

23. the local papers cover national and international news on one page,
but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and
gossip.

24. you think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

25. you find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm".

26. you know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and
Christmas.

27. going to wal-mart is a favorite past time know as "goin' wal-martin"
or "off to wally world".

28. you describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili
weather.

29. fried catfish is the other white meat.

30. we don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we
can drive, dammit.

31. you understand these jokes and forward them to your texas friends
and those who just wish they were from texas.


"we wasted the good surprise on you!" - corinne --> big daddy

[Tap]

[quote="firebrand":mcg6x6bs]things i learned in texas:

11. iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
you're two. we do like a little tea with our sugar. [/quote:mcg6x6bs]

Here in Georgia, tea is also known as Hillbilly Heroin. And we load it down with sugar.

Well, yeah it doesn't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer. -Luke -->Out Cold


ps- If you havent seen this movie,I recommend it..one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen about 1.5 min halfway thru this clip where they put the drunk guy in the car...I won't spoil the surprise

[url:mcg6x6bs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZT13NX8Zs[/url:mcg6x6bs]

[jezer]

I saw the humor in this...

[url:6m6ojxrh]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crap[/url:6m6ojxrh]

10 results for: crap
1. Vulgar.
a. excrement.
b. an act of defecation.
2. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.
a. nonsense; drivel.
b. falsehood, exaggeration, propaganda, or the like.
3. refuse; rubbish; junk; litter: Will you clean up that crap!
–verb (used without object)
4. Vulgar. to defecate.
–verb (used with object)
5. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. to talk nonsense to; attempt to deceive.
—Verb phrases
6. crap around, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.
a. to behave in a foolish or silly manner.
b. to avoid work.
7. crap on, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.
a. to treat badly, esp. by humiliating, insulting, or slighting.
b. to cause misery, misfortune, or discomfort.
8. crap up, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. to botch, ruin, or cheapen; make a mess of.
[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME crap chaff < MD (not recorded until 16th century) krappe anything cut off or separated]
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.

[color=red:6m6ojxrh]To learn more about crap visit Britannica.com[/color:6m6ojxrh]

© 2008 Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.

[Weasel]

[quote="Tap":16pf6cbq]Well, yeah it doesn't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer. -Luke -->Out Cold


ps- If you havent seen this movie,I recommend it..one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen about 1.5 min halfway thru this clip where they put the drunk guy in the car...I won't spoil the surprise

[url:16pf6cbq]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZT13NX8Zs[/url:16pf6cbq][/quote:16pf6cbq]

Never saw it, just watched the link, and then 'King of the Mountain' :
[url:16pf6cbq]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHqg5Wr1qJo[/url:16pf6cbq]
That's such a good scheme.

[angel]

You are affected by the following spells:
Detect Invisible
Darksight
Moon Aura
God Sanctuary
Resist Fire
Resist Webs
Spectral Shield
Petrified Armor
Fly
Water Breathing
Rejuvenation
Stamina
Demonic Strength
Vitality


double sanc'd ?:))

[jezer]

Grazing Field
Many types of wild grasses grow in the field, none more than a few
inches tall. Most of the field has been overgrazed, leaving barren spots
of dry dirt. A trough near the end of the field supplies the animals with
enough water during the day to keep them satisfied.
Exits: North West
A prong-horned ungulate wanders the plain.

<769hp 803ma 160mv -2.9ac +8al 1761552900xp +79mr>
There is no opening eastwards.

<769hp 803ma 160mv -2.9ac +8al 1761552900xp +79mr>
Ok.
Mopsy the eudaemon suddenly fades into view.

<770hp 790ma 161mv -2.9ac +8al 1761552900xp +79mr>
You are brutally massacred by a pronghorn's beat.

<708hp 789ma 162mv -2.9ac +8al 1761552900xp +79mr>
A pronghorn hates your guts!
You miss a pronghorn with your pierce.

[Weasel]

mad pronghorn disease.