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Iran protests to UN over Israel attack warning

AFP
Sunday, June 8, 2008

Iran protested to the United Nations on Saturday over a warning by an Israeli minister that it faces attack over its contested nuclear programme, the official IRNA news agency reported.

The protest came in a letter from Iran's mission at the United Nations to the UN Security Council and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, it said.

"The Israeli regime has been emboldened by the Security Council's indifference and... in blatant violation of the principles of the United Nations continues to threaten Iran with force," the protest said.

t urged a "firm response" from the Security Council to the remarks from Israeli deputy prime minister Shaul Mofaz, who is also transport minister.[/quote:2is5z8qn]

Is this the same Iran who week after week,month after month,year after year threatens to wipe Israel off the map?

[Medios]

Iran: We will destroy the foul Israel. Wipe it off the map.
Israel: Are these guys serious?
Iran: Israel is like foul swine. It shall be burned to the ground.
Israel: Does this guy need meds?
Iran: Die you jewish scum.
Israel: This is getting a bit out of hand.
Iran: Shut up, your scared and your time is coming.
Israel: I think they might be serious , enriching uranium and all.
Iran: We will soon conquer Israel and kill the foul vermin jews.
Israel: Ok thats enough your gonna get bombed.
Iran: OOOOH please UN help us from the great perpetrators.
Israel: Is Iran crying like bitches?
Iran: *sniffle*
Israel: LOL

[Alberich]

LOL

[*juggleblood*]

Funny.
I think Iran's in the stronger position here, even if Israel bombs em.
You can bet online on whether it will happen or not at [url:x17iskbb]http://www.intrade.com[/url:x17iskbb] .

You used to be able to use a checkcard from an american bank and gamble on political/economic events. But last year the American banks started blocking the transactions

Israel bombing Iran is only going for 22 points before September of this year and for 28 points for December. I'm surprised it's not higher given the news. My advice would be to wait until the first of 09 and if Israel hasn't done it yet, buy up the new contract fast and then sell when it starts to peak again in the summer.

In other news:
Obama for pres - 62 points
McCain for pres - 35 points
Prime Minister of Israel Resigns b4 dec 08 - 30 points
Hamas accepts Israel's right to exist on/before 31 Dec 2008 - 0 points
George Bush Impeachment - 4 points
McCain to win Florida - 71 points
Sep gas over $4/gallon - 15 points
Clinton for VP - 17.3
Jim Webb for VP - 18.1
Unlisted Candidate for VP - 30

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[url:11rxc2cu]http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/attytood/Barack_on_torture.html[/url:11rxc2cu]

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ONLY IN AUSTRALIA...

A MAN bitten on the penis by a deadly snake has told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.

"I thought I was gone," Daryl Zutt said of his now notorious encounter with a brown snake during a roadside toilet stop in remote far north Queensland, The Cairns Post reported.

"I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."

The Cairns Post revealed details of the bizarre encounter two weeks ago but the identity of the victim remained unknown until Mr Zutt came forward to tell how the brown snake took a near-fatal swipe as he relieved himself.

"I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head," he said.

"As soon as I felt it, I yelled.

"It really hurt.

"When it happened, I knew in the back of my mind it was a snake.

"I seen him coming out from between my legs."

He said he tried to remain calm as he inspected the damage.

"He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."

Mr Zutt's friend drove him to a medical centre before he was moved to a hospital for further tests which showed he was not envenomated.

"They’ve been saying things like ‘It was a trouser snake fight’ and ‘He (the snake) saw the competition and got scared’," Mr Zutt said.

"Once they knew I was right, the jokes came out."

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Thank you for calling slothmud, please select one of the following...

Press 0 to speak to Blaster... "Lie still you are DEAD!!! "
Press 1 to speak to Autolycos... "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? What! Wait a second..." *Disconnected*
Press 2 to speak to Yasik... *You hear the movie 300 playing in the background and the sound of someone eating potato chips cackling in the background*

Bah! meeting... gotta go, you get the idea... etc etc

[*juggleblood*]

Bleah. Being a murder suspect really sucks. My roomie didn't come home last night. People at her work freaked and contacted her family. Then some guy from the bar she was at said she mentioned she was having a fight with her room-mate. Family starts suggesting that I killed her. After two hours of insanity they found her at a friends house. At which point I cursed them all out and tossed their asses out the door.

Strange day.

[Yasik2]

Everybody must see "The IT Crowd". Most funny thing on teh Internets along with South Park, Futurama, Drawn Together etc.

[Weasel]

[quote="juggleblood":1dkm01wn]Bleah. Being a murder suspect really sucks. My roomie didn't come home last night. People at her work freaked and contacted her family. Then some guy from the bar she was at said she mentioned she was having a fight with her room-mate. Family starts suggesting that I killed her. After two hours of insanity they found her at a friends house. At which point I cursed them all out and tossed their asses out the door.

Strange day.[/quote:1dkm01wn]

I hope you got rid of her as a flatmate, not just kicked her family out. And if the family made their accusations public, feel free to sue them if you can prove it adversely affected you in some way.

[*juggleblood*]

Actually it got worse. She came home with one of her sisters in tow and they insisted that I should move out this weekend. I pointed out that she owed me 500. The family payed me and I'm moving out this weekend. It's tres bizarre.

She's all bent because I told her she's becoming a drunken bar wench and she can't crash drunken idiots on the sofa outside my room nemore. She's a server and would invite drunks home, so she could cook for them and frustrate them by putting them downstairs by me. After I made this rule, she blamed me because some guy got to 3rd base with her. Said it wouldn't have happened if I'd been reasonable...

I would never sue ne1 for anything. Not my style. I'll just move.

[Weasel]

Sheesh, probably best idea to bail - she sounds like a bit of a nut.. mixed messages etc etc..

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Sounds like a British comedy

[Yasik2]

[i:245fmltz]The Murchison meteorite was a meteorite that entered Earth's atmosphere in September 1969. The meteor fragmented before impact and remnants were recovered near Murchison, Australia (located about 60 mi [96.5 km] north of Melbourne). The fragments recovered dated to nearly five billion years ago—to the time greater than the estimated age of Earth. In addition to interest generated by the age of the meteorite, analysis of fragments revealed evidence of carbon-based compounds. The finds have fueled research into whether the organic compounds were formed from inorganic processes or are[/i:245fmltz] [b:245fmltz][color=red:245fmltz]proof of extraterrestrial life[/color:245fmltz][/b:245fmltz] [i:245fmltz]dating to the time of Earth's creation.[/i:245fmltz]

http://science.jrank.org/pages/4501/Mur ... orite.html
Google for moar.

Personally, i never liked this planet much anyway.

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What is the interest on the tax for a 5 billion year old carbon footprint?