by 13 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:06 pm
[quote:atevf41v]Genesis 1
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1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, & he maded the skiez & da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? & light wuz.
4. & Ceiling Cat sawed teh light, to sees stufs, & speraratered the light form dark & stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark & not tripz ovr nethin.
5. & Ceiling Cat sayed light Day & dark no Day. Teh evning & morning was teh first day.
6. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up & waterz down. & he maded hole in teh Ceiling.
7. & Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down & waterz up, & stuff.
8. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so evning & morning was teh twoth day.
9. & Ceiling Cat gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted & Ceiling Cat hadz teh dry placez cuz cats dusnt lieks to get wet,
10. & Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oshunz, so tehre.
11. & Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass & stuff! so tehr wuz seedz & stufs, & fruitzors & vegbatels.
12. & Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)
13. & so teh evning & the morning of the threeth day.
14. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the firmmint for dividing day from no day.
15. So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, wai.
16. & Ceiling Cat doeth two greate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
17. & Ceiling Cat screweth tehm on firmmint, with big nails & stuff.
18. & Ceiling Cat sawed it wus the goodz, so wai.
19. & so teh evning & the morning of the furth day.
20. & Ceiling Cat sayed, letz teh waterz brings forht the loots & stuff, & phishes, & burdies, that flyeths over the no waterz & swimmeths in the waterz.
21. & Ceiling Cat created big fishies & see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they not mooed, & other stuffs that gives the mooves, & Ceiling Cat wuz plezed.
22. & Ceiling Cat sented them hais, & stuff, so letz u be happy & stuff. And0 sed all u aminals & burdiez & fishz go has baby aminals & brrdz & fishz & dont worry i wont watch u has sexxes, cept 4 SUPRIZE BUTTSECKZ!!!!!!!
23. & so teh evning n the morning of the fifth day
24. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has mor living stuff, mooes, & creepz, & otehr animuls, so tehre.
25. & Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, & creepies, & otehr animuls, & did not eated tehm.
26. & Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh cute, & let min has dominion & stufs becuz tehy has can openers.
27. So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps ish like him, can has can openers he did tehm, min & womin wuz created, but he did not eated tehm.
28. & Ceiling Cat sented them hais, so teh ballz & teh multiplyers, & haz teh dominion on teh waterz, no waterz & teh firmmint, & evry thingz & stuff.
29. & Ceiling Cat sayed, Yo, Beholdt, the earths, I has it, & I has not eated it.
30. For evry createded stufs tehre are the foodz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, & teh mooes, so tehre.
31. & Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai. [/quote:atevf41v]
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