Teaching Noobies How to Play Sloth

[Toxis]

Ok, listen the **** up... I'm so sick of dumbass botting ****, I've just about had it. I like most poeple on the mud, but lately I'm just sick of the stupidity. Most you dumbasses know how to play sloth, you just don't ******* pay attention anymore. Take this for instance:

Group 'BH XP open...' consists of:
(Leader) Stelios [Dr:4.07 666hp 153ma 177mv] Tiamat
(Point) Tremble [Wa:5.40 1376hp 308ma 203mv] phoenix
Gargon [Wa:4.23 1032hp 332ma 220mv] ---
Atlas [Wa:1.35 601hp 283ma 82mv] regal
Petunia [Ne:2.29 321hp 321ma 173mv] ---
Adagio [Ne:4.35 752hp 572ma 261mv] panther
Hurensohn [Ne:3.37 684hp 468ma 154mv] ygol
Rith [Ma:4.23 650hp 345ma 212mv] back to random junk
Bintang [Ma:2.28 617hp 113ma 116mv] ---
Jayde [Cl:4.30 725hp 522ma 232mv] ---
Spells [Cl:0.20 374hp 268ma 88mv] ---
Greyhawk [Cl:0.20 367hp 112ma 82mv] NP
Nakita [Cl:0.20 256hp 216ma 91mv] tokens
(Absent) Redneck [Wa:2.35 765hp 367ma 83mv] Anti-Hero
<666hp 153ma 177mv>
A male black dragon hates your guts!
You pierce a male black dragon hard.
<666hp 154ma 177mv>
You pierce a male black dragon hard.
Tremble brutally massacres a male black dragon with his slash.
Tremble brutally massacres a male black dragon with his slash.
<666hp 156ma 177mv>
You pierce a male black dragon hard.
Tremble skillfully parries the attack of a male black dragon.
Tremble's riposte viciously massacres a male black dragon.
Tremble massacres a male black dragon to small fragments with his slash.
Tremble brutally massacres a male black dragon with his slash.
<666hp 162ma 177mv>
Petunia utters the words, 'pzar'
<666hp 162ma 177mv>
Adagio utters the words, 'ufai gtui'
Adagio's skin takes on a steel gray hue and strengthens enormously.
<666hp 164ma 176mv>
Petunia utters the words, 'pzar'
<666hp 165ma 176mv>
You pierce a male black dragon hard.
Tremble skillfully parries the attack of a male black dragon.
Tremble's riposte viciously massacres a male black dragon.
A male black dragon's claw bounces off Tremble's heavy armor.
Petunia is dead! R.I.P.
A male black dragon's bite bounces off Tremble's heavy armor.
Tremble brutally massacres a male black dragon with his slash.
Tremble brutally massacres a male black dragon with his slash.
Tremble brutally massacres a male black dragon with his slash.
<666hp 166ma 176mv>
Jayde gasps in astonishment.
<666hp 169ma 176mv>
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Group 'BH XP open...' consists of:
(Leader) Stelios [Dr:4.07 666hp 170ma 176mv] Tiamat
(Point) Tremble [Wa:5.40 1376hp 314ma 212mv] phoenix
Gargon [Wa:4.23 1032hp 332ma 220mv] ---
Atlas [Wa:1.35 612hp 288ma 87mv] regal
(Dead) Petunia [Ne:2.29 -25hp 285ma 173mv] ---
Adagio [Ne:4.35 581hp 573ma 261mv] panther
Hurensohn [Ne:3.37 684hp 475ma 154mv] ygol
Rith [Ma:4.23 655hp 362ma 212mv] back to random junk
Bintang [Ma:2.28 617hp 124ma 116mv] ---
Jayde [Cl:4.30 725hp 576ma 232mv] ---
Spells [Cl:0.20 374hp 276ma 88mv] ---
Greyhawk [Cl:0.20 368hp 118ma 82mv] NP
Nakita [Cl:0.20 256hp 216ma 91mv] tokens
(Absent) Redneck [Wa:2.35 765hp 367ma 83mv] Anti-Hero

Now what do you see here? A person got whacked really ******* hard in one round and lost conc on two heals and then died... no biggie right? It happens.... except the person was at 321 hp of 637 max hp... for 5 MINUTES.

Yeah, I shouldn't get pissed at that shit, but then half the group died because Atlas isn't paying attention either. So no one healed him when he had 300 hp, not even himself. Congratz. I guess I should do everything in the group, right?

I know, I didn't heal him on purpose, but wtf is he doing with his mana in the group anyway? blinding and weakening... good job there, how bout blasting some? We have more mana than we need, Jayde's there healing and Tremble tanking almost everyone should be blasting whatever they've got. Look at all that mana in the group! The whole god damn group, with the exception of Jayde and one other healer, and the tank, should be ashamed of themselves for just botting in groups. It is taking forever to take down simple mobs, and we're huge ass ******* group too!

I love leading offlyme, I don't know why, but when you botassmutherfuckers get on and don't do shit in group, that's when I put up my leading jacket and kindly hand it over to the next mutherfucker who wants it. It's no wonder NO ONE wants to lead on this mud, and it's a shame. I really like this mud. So wake the **** up, pay attention in groups, and do whatever you think is possible to make the group go faster and easier. 10 people in groups having 400 mana all the time isn't helping the group. Even destructions would help.. shit I don't care, fireball.. it's damage at least.

-Toxis

[brady]

First of all, calm the f*ck down. Second of all, if you want people to really pay attention 100% of the time, don't lead bh xp. I happened to get a phone call, saw that I was getting hit and I died. Don't blame me for the group dying. I'll tell you to F*ck off everytime. Third, if it ruffled your feathers so much, maybe don't be a pussy and say something.

oh and ps...i was singing too.

[Toxis]

Well I'm pissed cuz no one pays attention. I'm sorry, it's completely my fault for not babysitting you.

-Toxis

[brady]

So I take stuff personally and get pissed. Bottom line is, leading open groups is a nice thing to do and Brad does a good job. |botting.

[Autolycos]

i refuse to say anything nice about Brad's leading ability..

he got his one f*cking compliment this year.

[Messiaen]

3 deaths (excluding Petunia ofcourse )was 100% my fault. Sorry, Brad.

And yes, its really hard to pay attention in BH exp groups. Its just not interesting. If you lead dweb it might be different.

[Tap]

I'm going to weigh in on this later. Please, more juicy tidbits.

[Gimlet]

[quote="Messiaen":1109vytz]
And yes, its really hard to pay attention in BH exp groups. Its just not interesting. If you lead dweb it might be different.[/quote:1109vytz]

this is the most retarded excuse I've seen in a long time. If it's boring, don't join. If you're gonna join, don't bot. I've been in boring groups, and if I feel like I don't wanna pay attention to it, I excuse myself from the group. I rarely join BH groups because it's repetitive and monotonous. Telling a leader it's his/her fault that people are botting is just plain obnoxious


That being said, I've been in groups where botting is permitted and sometimes encouraged. I've seen characters afk for 20minutes being dragged around by leaders, you wouldn't expect them to behave differently in other groups.

[brady]

Let it die already.

[13]

messiaen doesnt have heal btw

but peTUNia...now THAT'S a slacker extraordinaire.

























































second only to redneck

[brady]

Git!

[Guinex]

Follow self;cast 'blizzard'

[Mosaix]

Guinex speaks the truth.

[Tap]

Guinex <------- He Lies !!!!!

[*Krom*]

Rules are pretty simple, gotta be at keyboard when fighing, ie no botting. See help bot ingame.

If you think it is boring, we can make it more interesting and if the leader sees me on and tells me (or other participating immortals) you are botting, and you dont respond to me, you will lose 5 levels (for first offense).

Bottom line, you need to pay attention and be at the keyboard if you are going to be sucking some exp.