An invisible man who lives in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day, and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO! And if you do ANY of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever and ever till the end of time.
BUT!....
He loves you
OH!
And he needs MONEY! He always needs money. He's all perfect, all knowing and all wise, but somehow just cant manage money.
Religon takes in billions and billions of dollars, and pays no taxes, but they always need a little more.
Now you talk about a good bullshit story... H..O..L..Y..S..H..I..T..
Curtesy George Carlin (long live the master

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I'm not forsaken, but I am the only one.