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by **Blackguard** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:41 pm

I do believe Autolycos is the best at the crier-fellatio. For someone who buys ornate scroll bags from me at 5% of market value you aren't too supportive of your partner-in-crime.

Anyways, I think the deal behind this strong hatred for me clearly has to do with jealous of the facts that
a) I am a handsome Calvin Klein model
b) I have achieved internet-wide superstar celebrity status due to my
b1) handsome good looks
b2) razor-sharp, barbed wit
and finally my legendary
b3) Sexmachine status
c) I am popular with women and Bit is not
d) I had sex with Icequeen
e) Guinex only loves me and nobody else

But that was good shit dudes, 40 year old virgin nerds whose post-JJD-theft headbanging over the monitor wakes up their moms at night calling me sad. More comedy please.

by **12345** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:51 pm

Well, replying to all your inane little posts is a waste of time, so here's what I'm going to do.

I promise not to touch this thread again today. You can say whatever you like in that time. If when I come back tomorrow you've said anything worth responding to, I'll deal with that then. Otherwise, you can pretty much have this thread to yourself to paint up with your feces and such.

Try to have something clever to say in that time. You can do it!

by **Autolycos** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:59 pm

[quote="Blackguard":3a4637e6]I do believe Autolycos is the best at the crier-fellatio. For someone who buys ornate scroll bags from me at 5% of market value you aren't too supportive of your partner-in-crime.

e) Guinex only loves me and nobody else [/quote:3a4637e6]

for your information,

1) i'll buy just about anything from anyone.. hence PIRATE..
2) i really dont care about anything other then my own personal concerns and friends.
3) i am a grouchy hateful self centered bastard that mainly looks out for me
4) Guinex will never love you, because he loves Splork.
5) and finally, i treat everyone like shit. what makes you feel so damn special?

:evil:

by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:45 pm

[quote="Blackguard":3idcq0dv]
d) I had sex with Icequeen
[/quote:3idcq0dv]

pardon? watch what you say, I take shit like that very personal.

by **Harlot** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:52 pm

quotes and interpretations from Autolycos or as I know him...Pops

for your information,

1) i'll buy just about anything from anyone.. hence PIRATE..
i'm a softie for stolen goods and good lovin.. hence PECKERHEAD..

2) i really don't care about anything other than my own personal concern and friends.
not exactly true cause the one night of passion we had.. well lets just say he got his but I didnt get mine :evil:

3) i am a grouchy hateful self centered bastard that mainly looks out for me
don't forget quick on the draw reference to point #2

4) Guinex will never love you, because he loves Splork
Whose Splork?

5) and finally, i treat everyone like shit. what makes you feel so damn special?
well I am your baby's mama and you don't pay child support or bring us any food. deadbeat pirate :twisted:

by **Autolycos** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:01 pm

[quote="Harlot":3flxitqx]quotes and interpretations from Autolycos or as I know him...Pops
well I am your baby's mama and you don't pay child support or bring us any food. deadbeat pirate :twisted:

[/quote:3flxitqx]

*and people wonder why set sail the morning after goin out with you.. :shock:

by **Harlot** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:15 pm

Dearest Autolycos,

Now your'e just being silly :wink:

ps-stfu

by **Autolycos** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:00 pm

me silly?

by **Lai** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:04 am

*cackle* Thank you Tinct....honestly, I had no idea what Ecko was talking about. *HUGS*

:roll:

Uhmmmm....as a matter of fact, in this area Harlot is correct...you are silly Auto! :wink:

by **Guinex** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:09 am

3 inches of PAIN

by **Lai** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:09 am

Werk it big boy!! :twisted:

by ***juggleblood*** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:43 am

add hellmaster to derro/shapeshifters list of chars

by **Autolycos** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:32 pm

[quote="Lai":z62nnqbj] :roll:

Uhmmmm....as a matter of fact, in this area Harlot is correct...you are silly Auto! :wink:

[/quote:z62nnqbj]

Lai sweetie...

[size=150:z62nnqbj][color=red:z62nnqbj][i:z62nnqbj][b:z62nnqbj]STFU![/b:z62nnqbj][/i:z62nnqbj][/color:z62nnqbj][/size:z62nnqbj]
:twisted:

by **Blackguard** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:53 pm

I cut my cock for shits and laughs,
I put dried shit back in my ass
I mangle my balls with a rose's thorn
And search the web for kiddie porn
I take pictures of my own stretched ass
And cut off my nuts with broken glass
Yo-ho-ho
Yo-ho-ho
'tis a Pirate's life for me!

by **12345** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:32 pm

An entire day and that's the best you could come up with?

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