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Postby Toxis » Tue May 19, 2009 4:09 pm

Who here remembers Wasted Youth by Meatloaf? It was actually the start of another song, not really a song, but the end is funnier than hell.

Wasted Youth

Wasted youth
Wasted youth
I remember everything!
I remember everything little thing, as if it happened yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar
I don’t remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel
I don’t remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn’t at all easy

It required the perfect combanation of the right power chords
And the percise angel from which to strike!

The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berrys
The blood of the guitar was chuck berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
But it rung out beautifly
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before

So I took my guitar
And I smashed it aganist the wall
I smashed it aganist the floor
I smashed it aganist the body of a varisty cheerleader
Smashed it aganist the hood of a car
Smasned it aganist a 1981 harley-davaidson
The harley howled in pain
The guitar howled in heat

And I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom
Mommy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door
Creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed
My father woke up, screaming stop!
Wait a minute. stop it boy. what do you think your doing?
That’s no way to treat an expensive musical instrument
And I said, God damn it daddy,
You know I love you, but you’ve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock n’ roll
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Postby Medios » Wed May 20, 2009 7:10 pm

"The Fletcher Memorial Home" by Pink Floyd.

take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial
home for incurable tyrants and kings
and they can appear to themselves every day
on closed circuit t.v.
to make sure they're still real
it's the only connection they feel
"ladies and gentlemen, please welcome reagan and haig
mr. begin and friend mrs. thatcher and paisley
mr. brezhnev and party
the ghost of mccarthy
the memories of nixon
and now adding colour a group of anonymous latin
american meat packing glitterati"
did they expect us to treat them with any respect
they can polish their medals and sharpen their
smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while
boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead
safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
with their favourite toys
they'll be good girls and boys
in the fletcher memorial home for colonial
wasters of life and limb
is everyone in?
are you having a nice time?
now the final solution can be applied

History Lesson -

Ronald Reagan - US President 1980-1988
Alexander Haig - Sec of State under Reagan, 4 star general
Menachem Begin - Israels 6th Prime Minister, awarded Nobel Peace prize with Anwar Sadat(1978).
Margaret Thatcher - British Prime Minister
Rev Ian Paisley - Rejected Thatchers Anglo Irish agreement signed in 1985
Leonid Brezhnev - General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union 1964-1982
Josepth McCarthy - US Senator claimed to have a list of Communists working for the US State Dept.
Richard Nixon - US President 1969-1974. Resigned to avoid impeachment due to Watergate scandal.
glitterati - wealthy or famous people who conspicuously or ostentatiously attend fashionable events.(
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Postby jezer » Wed May 20, 2009 9:17 pm

Here we go round the mulberry bush
The mulberry bush
The mulberry bush
Here we go round the mulberry bush
So early in the morning
"Don’t let me become the man that I say that I despise."
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