[quote="Gimlet":hbiwtyka]cast 'summon dumbass'
Ok.
You utter the words 'all dumbfucks fall-in!'
Mosaix appears in the room looking really confused.
Weasel appears in the room looking really confused.
Autolycos appears in the room looking really confused.
OOPSSSSSSSSSS!
just kidding

[/quote:hbiwtyka]
omfg that was TOO damn funny! but you forgot the ever-dead tank, Firebrand, who apparently tanks unlit and in her regen gear.
You utter the words "rescue tank"
Firebrand appears in the room bleeding everywhere and making a really big mess.
"squaw no gettum firewood. squaw go home!" --wendy --> disney's peter pan
Yeah bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference and gets stupified.