by 12345 » Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:00 pm
Washington — The number of children in Michael Jackson’s bed each night determines the US security threat level, sources close to the new federal Department of Fatherland Security have revealed. The artist formerly famous for an album known as “Thriller†reportedly has agreed to report the numbers to the federal government.
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