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Slothmud- EVENTS (Epic loaded with drachma steel token)

Postby Ker » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:17 pm

Good day brave adventurers,

Here is the Sloth memo prior to the event -

'
Good day Slothers,
There will be a new off-holiday epic loaded tomorrow with a drachma steel token.
If I can get the rest of things set up by then, we will also be able to test something New.
I plan to deploy this at noon server time tomorrow.
Hoping to see you all then,
--Idj
'

Whilst sippin' on our tea during a quiet sunny afternoon,


Pai Mei, the Master Monk gossips-- 'come get me you puss*es'
Pai Mei, the Master Monk gossips-- 'I shall test you all!'


wiz pai-mei
Ok.
Open Field
Tall weeds standing waist-high cover the area. They flow over the hills
in waves from the strong winds. Rusted weapons and armor lie rotting away
upon the ground, each far too deteriorated to be of any use.
Exits: North East South West
Idjit ::LeMuRs:: is standing here.(Faint Red Aura)
*A short, humorless monk from the year one-double-aught-three stands here.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk glows with a bright light!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk is surrounded by a glowing green sphere!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk is protected by an aerial servant.
(Faint Red Aura) The undead general grips his two-handed sword tightly.
You can't see so well hidden like this, but you do your best...
You peer intently all around, and see:
Idjit : right here
Pai Mei, the Master Monk : right here
the undead general : right here
a hate-filled undead soldier : immediately to the north
a hate-filled undead soldier : nearby to the north
a hate-filled undead soldier : a ways to the north
the undead general : a ways to the north
a hate-filled undead soldier : immediately to the east

Soon enough we assembled Jord's bravest to the task led by none other than our Destined Defender, Taron!

Taron is leading 'The Dangerous Death-Dealers' on Niebelung:
(Wa:8.39) Taron
(Wa:9.40) Stun
(Wa:5.33) Sam
(Wa:4.36) Arya
(Dr:8.30) Suna
(Ba:7.34) Sochi
(Dr:9.40) Dr
(Dr:0.39) Fandral
(Mo:5.37) Yang
(Mo:6.30) Belrath
(Ba:8.27) Oboe
(Ne:5.39) Rayne
(Ne:0.20) Prysm
(Immortal) Idjit

Pai Mei (Chinese:??, pinyin: Bai Mei, literally White Eyebrow). Pai Mei is
a powerful, very old practitioner of the Bak Mei style of kung fu. Pai Mei
was the former teacher and master of The Bride, Bill, and Elle, although it
is unclear whether he instructed the other members of the Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad. He only agreed to take on The Bride as a student
after having a martials arts duel with Bill, who then adds that Pai Mei was
a very old man whose advancing years had taught him the value of company,
while not brightening up his angry disposition. Pai Mei is alleged to be
able to perform the lethal Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. Bill
describes the technique as the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He
adds that Pai Mei hits the victim with his finger tips at five different
pressure points on the victim's body and then lets him/her walk away. But
once the victim has taken five steps, the heart explodes inside the body
and the victim dies.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk is an unclassified creature.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk is in excellent condition.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk is using:

<worn around neck> a glowing sliver of steel..It emits a faint humming sound!

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

We discovered that Pai Mei had some dirty tricks up his sleeve -

1) He attempts to kick you in yer golden triangle, yer nads
2) If the kick misses, he sends a cheap shot to yer ribs
3) While you're recovering to catch your breath, he squirms out of yer webs
4) Soon as the dirty fella's free, he goes to hell to buy a few matchsticks and lights it in yer face
5) And if that wasn't enough, he comes up behind you and touches you at yer pressure points, 1) to 6) all in 1 round
6) Lie still, You are DEAD!!! :-(

For the non-believers, here's a round -

You miss Pai Mei, the Master Monk with your slice.
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as Pai Mei, the Master Monk is already webbed!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his pound.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk looks shocked as he cuts himself on Stun's petrified armor!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his pound.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his crush.
Your slice bounces off Pai Mei, the Master Monk's thick hide.
Your slice bounces off Pai Mei, the Master Monk's thick hide.
You miss Pai Mei, the Master Monk with your slice.
Your slice bounces off Pai Mei, the Master Monk's thick hide.
Stun brutally massacres Pai Mei, the Master Monk with his slash.
Stun brutally massacres Pai Mei, the Master Monk with his slash.
Stun brutally massacres Pai Mei, the Master Monk with his slash.
Stun brutally massacres Pai Mei, the Master Monk with his slash.
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as Pai Mei, the Master Monk is already webbed!
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as Pai Mei, the Master Monk is already webbed!
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as Pai Mei, the Master Monk is already webbed!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk misses a kick at Stun's groin.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk sends a quick strike of his fist into Stun's side.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk squirms to free himself.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk breaks free of the webs!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk utters the words, 'pzrrghfutz'
Pai Mei, the Master Monk summons up the fires of hell, engulfing Stun!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk uses the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on Arya!
Arya walks five steps, then crumples to the ground as their heart explodes.
Arya is dead! R.I.P.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk uses the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on Suna!
Suna walks five steps, then crumples to the ground as their heart explodes.
Suna is dead! R.I.P.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his crush.

What transpired.....

Group 'The Dangerous Death-Dealers' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Ldr/Ft) Taron [Wa:8.39 523hp 392ma 358mv] tjade/e agate pwrm/kaz/pyro
(Dead) Stun [Wa:9.40 -11hp 299ma 264mv] B.Onyx | Jet | -727
(Dead) Sam [Wa:5.33 -38hp 232ma 428mv] jacinth/jet
(Dead) Arya [Wa:4.36 -2028hp 196ma 372mv] Emerald|sandworm
(Dead) Sochi [Ba:7.34 -2437hp 641ma 381mv] chrysop|rhodo
(Front) Yang [Mo:5.37 795hp 404ma 238mv] ---
(Front) Belrath [Mo:6.30 499hp 117ma 428mv] malachite
(Dead) Oboe [Ba:8.27 -104hp 598ma 405mv] ---
(Dead) Suna [Dr:8.30 -2395hp 998ma 404mv] gy topaz
Idjit [Wa:9.44 1326hp 554ma 426mv] ---
(Dead) Dr [Dr:9.40 -2066hp 400ma 327mv] SRuby.Rhodo
Fandral [Dr:0.39 616hp 95ma 289mv] ---
(Dead) Rayne [Ne:5.39 -2681hp 663ma 286mv] ---
(Dead) Prysm [Ne:0.20 -3269hp 302ma 137mv] ---


And much later.....


Group 'The Dangerous Death-Dealers' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.39 -2254hp 198ma 193mv] tjade/e agate pwrm/kaz/pyro
(Dead) Stun [Wa:9.40 -1894hp 528ma 283mv] B.Onyx | Jet | -739
(Front) Sam [Wa:5.33 1312hp 220ma 174mv] jacinth/jet
(Front) Arya [Wa:4.36 1064hp 135ma 372mv] Emerald|sandworm
(Dead) Sochi [Ba:7.34 -2563hp 567ma 363mv] chrysop|rhodo
(Front) Yang [Mo:5.37 520hp 453ma 403mv] ---
(Dead) Belrath [Mo:6.30 -2262hp 161ma 427mv] malachite
(Dead) Oboe [Ba:8.27 -2169hp 608ma 405mv] ---
Suna [Dr:8.30 857hp 594ma 404mv] gy topaz
Idjit [Wa:9.44 1326hp 554ma 426mv] ---
Dr [Dr:9.40 1006hp 703ma 327mv] SRuby.Rhodo
(Dead) Fandral [Dr:0.39 -2660hp 675ma 289mv] ---
Rayne [Ne:5.39 824hp 652ma 286mv] ---
(Dead) Prysm [Ne:0.20 -87hp 302ma 137mv] ---


And much much later....


Group 'Taron's Doughty Gang' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Dead) Stun [Wa:9.40 -32hp 140ma 186mv] B.Onyx | Jet | -745
(Front) Reality [Th:7.32 491hp 178ma 454mv] ---
(Front) Yang [Mo:5.37 871hp 562ma 354mv] ---
(Dead) Sam [Wa:5.33 -2231hp 709ma 398mv] jacinth/jet
(Dead) Arya [Wa:4.36 -2071hp 202ma 372mv] Emerald|sandworm
(Front) Sochi [Ba:7.34 823hp 515ma 381mv] chrysop|obsidian
(Front) Ip [Mo:9.40 808hp 226ma 414mv] ---
(Leader) Taron [Wa:8.39 1249hp 186ma 244mv] ---
Oboe [Ba:8.27 950hp 775ma 412mv] ---
Dr [Dr:9.40 977hp 9ma 327mv] SRuby.Rhodo
(Dead) Prysm [Ne:0.20 -3278hp 204ma 137mv] ---
Rayne [Ne:5.39 824hp 162ma 286mv] ---
Suna [Dr:8.30 832hp 753ma 406mv] gy topaz
(Absent) Idjit [Wa:9.44 1326hp 554ma 426mv] ---


Despite our deaths and a convulsion -

Sochi -- 'muh heart sploded'
Yang -- 'I want to learn that five finger technique!'
Rayne -- 'I feel like I came in the middle of a conversation!'


Influenced by an obsolete conjuncture, Idjit had to intervene to persuade Pai Mei into using
his lethal Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique at a lessened rate, because monks
were already overpowered - to which he agreed.

8 more deaths and yet another convulsion -

Suna[Clan:Dragonsworn]> 'arya says this is a tough epic'
Sam -- 'i actually i went from 1300 to -200 in 1 round'
Ip -- 'i suspect pai has at least two more damage than me!'
Rayne -- 'who made this HUGE mob??'


12 deaths later and after a ton of heavenly scrolls, we finally hit Gold!

The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as Pai Mei, the Master Monk is already webbed!
You deal a critical blow to one of Pai Mei, the Master Monk's vital organs.
You massacre Pai Mei, the Master Monk to small fragments with your slice.
Stun skillfully parries the attack of Pai Mei, the Master Monk.
Stun's riposte viciously massacres Pai Mei, the Master Monk.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his pound.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his pound.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his hit.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his hit.
Pai Mei, the Master Monk viciously massacres Stun with his crush.
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as Pai Mei, the Master Monk is already webbed!
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as Pai Mei, the Master Monk is already webbed!
Pai Mei, the Master Monk is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 77,734,960 experience points as your share.
You gain 27,466,354 bonus experience!
You have gained six thousand nine hundred and twenty-three honor.
Total exp for kill is 796,808,524.
Your blood freezes as you hear Pai Mei, the Master Monk's death cry.
Taron gets a glowing sliver of steel from the corpse of Pai Mei, the Master Monk that's on the ground.
Taron gets gold coins from the corpse of Pai Mei, the Master Monk that's on the ground.
Taron splits 2,810,000 coins. Your share is 216,153 coins.

A glowing sliver of steel explodes in a blinding orange light, scattering shards of steel about the
room.
The hot shards of steel slice through your skin. It burns!
You have gained thirty-three drachma.


To everyone's disbelief that we actually made it -

Taron -- 'wow'
Reality -- 'nice'
Suna -- 'nice'
Stun[chat]> 'wow'
Sam -- 'wow'
Yang -- 'for 33 drachma, I am ready to kill 33 lucifers!'

Even a nightmare was pumped -

Oboe pets a nightmare like a kitten.

A nightmare growls at Oboe and attacks!
A nightmare barely pounds Oboe.


All this from a titled :

A small, humorless monk from the year one double aught three wants to test you all in battle.

I personally cannot help but fathom what medium or large would scale at looking at how we had to protect our nads at all times. A smiliar event ran in previous years would have taken a few hours judging by this difficulty - safe to say we did it in just over an hour. Thank you for the heavenly scroll donations Taron!

Special thanks to Idjit for an epic night. The Defenders of Jord triumphs once again!

Kind regards,

Dr


** PS - If you have been missing out on the "sloth memo", do a 'help events' in game and follow the instructions so you can be notified! Don't miss out!
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