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Postby Teron » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:14 pm

You skillfully parry the attack of a giant sea snail.
Your riposte viciously massacres a giant sea snail.
You are viciously massacred by a giant sea snail's crush.
You are viciously massacred by a giant sea snail's crush.
A giant sea snail's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You are viciously massacred by a giant sea snail's crush.
You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.
You report 805/1417 hp. Change: -248. Need: 612. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<805hp 349ma 212mv> 150793820215 662427 88 -15.6 +9 indoors+11339 283 +0
Curate utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!
You report 1199/1417 hp. Change: +394. Need: 218. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1199hp 350ma 213mv> 150793820215 662427 88 -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Fire looks at a giant sea snail.

Curate swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
You have been KILLED!!

<-102hp 352ma 216mv> 150793820215 662427 - -10.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
group
Group 'Curate's Handsome Brotherhood' is led by Curate and consists of:
(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.39 -102hp 352ma 216mv] chrysoprase/moonstone igor
(Front) Shinja [Mo:3.32 1028hp 306ma 276mv] alex/malachite

(Leader) Curate [Cl:6.37 805hp 314ma 308mv] S B Pearl | V Garnet
Mage [Ma:5.34 921hp 157ma 259mv] Tourma.Sapph Greg
Fire [Ne:4.29 804hp 586ma 128mv] jasper/sruby
The front line is too small for safety.

<-102hp 352ma 216mv> 150793820215 662427 - -10.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Curate -- 'thats bad'

-- after a few raises --, same mob

A giant sea snail misses you with its crush.
A giant sea snail misses you with its crush.
You skillfully parry the attack of a giant sea snail.
Your riposte viciously massacres a giant sea snail.
A giant sea snail's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
Fire swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
You have been KILLED!!

<-202hp 252ma 259mv> 150793956880 662427 - -10.1 +9 indoors+5668 141 +0
Curate -- 'Fire chopped Taron'
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:18 pm

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This must too be funny

Postby Teron » Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:19 am

A shimmering angelic silhouette slowly descends through the portal.
Mage utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'

<447hp 19ma 370mv> 153885541543 1126292 32 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0
Ezekiel utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
Roedrig, Troll Champion is reduced to a pile of dust.

<452hp 21ma 370mv> 153885541543 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0
quaf green
Roedrig, Troll Champion's hit bounces off your heavy armor.
Roedrig, Troll Champion looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You skillfully parry the attack of Roedrig, Troll Champion.
Your riposte viciously massacres Roedrig, Troll Champion.
You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush.
Roedrig, Troll Champion misses you with his crush.
You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.
You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.
You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.
You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.
You do not have that item.
You report 271/1429 hp. Change: -174. Need: 1158. Spells: flesh golem.

<271hp 21ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+13268 331 +0
Mage waves to you.

<273hp 22ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0
Mage waves to you.

<278hp 24ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0
Mage waves to you.

<281hp 24ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0
quaf blue-potion
cast 'restorat' Taron
cast 'restorat' Taron
You get a radiant blue potion from a kangaroo pouch.
You quaff a radiant blue potion which dissolves.
Curate -- 'in for healing'

<281hp 324ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0
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You skillfully parry the attack of Roedrig, Troll Champion.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Your riposte viciously massacres Roedrig, Troll Champion.
Roedrig, Troll Champion misses you with his crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-33hp 324ma 370mv> 153885555279 1126292 - -10.1 +5 overcast+468 11 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-33hp 324ma 370mv> 153885555279 1126292 - -10.1 +5 overcast
<-33hp 324ma 355mv> 153885555279 1126292 - -10.1 +5 overcast+0 0 +0
Mage -- 'lel'

Ezekiel -- 'flee w'

Mage -- 'lel'
Mage -- 'lel'
Mage -- 'lel'
Mage -- 'lel'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:29 am

Gorka wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!
Gorka stops singing.
Gorka is dead! R.I.P.
parry on
Belch the giant butcher looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You skillfully parry the attack of Belch the giant butcher.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.
You are brutally massacred by Belch the giant butcher's beat.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his bite.
You massacre Belch the giant butcher to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre Belch the giant butcher to small fragments with your cleave.
Belch the giant butcher picks up a bone and throws it at you, but misses.
Your front line collapses! Your group is thrown into chaos!

<1233hp 509ma 352mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+5813 145 +0
Parry mode is now on.

<1233hp 509ma 352mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
gt lol
You grouptell: 'lol'

<1240hp 511ma 354mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Curate -- 'Gorka suicided'

<1240hp 511ma 354mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Curate moves to the rear of his group.

<1242hp 511ma 355mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Belch the giant butcher's beat bounces off your heavy armor.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.
You skillfully parry the attack of Belch the giant butcher.
You are brutally massacred by Belch the giant butcher's beat.
Belch the giant butcher misses you with his bite.
You miss Belch the giant butcher with your cleave.
As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through your own neck!
You have been KILLED!!
Curate -- 'ok.'

<-98hp 511ma 355mv> 159070288126 1326266 - -10.1 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
As the song ends, a calm feeling overtakes your party.

<-98hp 511ma 355mv> 159070288126 1326266 - -10.1 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Curate -- 'Taron suicided'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:49 pm

The Empyreal of Resurrection has been banished to the astral plane!
You receive 3729054 experience points as your share.
You gain 447486 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!
You gain 2322715 bonus experience!
You are buffeted by waves of remorse! ... it passes.
War receives 4147754 experience points.
Knubberub receives 2261688 experience points.
Sochi receives 3344095 experience points.
Total exp for kill is 13482591.

Everything The Empyreal of Resurrection was carrying suddenly drops to the ground.
Your target is no longer with us.
War reports 1061/1670 hp. Change: -197. Need: 609. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1201hp 318ma 327mv> 165894345679 761651 - -12.6 -3 indoors+6507936 162698 +8000

<1205hp 319ma 328mv> 165894345679 761651 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
Animates are up for 154 ticks!
There are 3 ticks of 5 left on Taron's aegis!
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<1205hp 319ma 328mv> 165894345679 761651 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
You deftly snatch gold coins.
There were 3416 coins.
200 g/sec
You split 3416 coins. You keep 854 coins.

<1206hp 320ma 329mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoorsSaving Taron.
Saving items.

<1206hp 320ma 329mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +854
The Hall of Resurrection
A strange carpet of greenery has somehow found its way into the large
chamber, growing as grass but contoured as moss, covering the floors and
walls from one end to the other. Tiny forms of life can be found in every
corner, from beetles and centipedes to small flowers that defy all logic of
nature and divinity. The air is sweet and purified as a delicate mist
hangs in the air, irrigating the thriving greenery that attempts to fool
the mind into thinking that it's outside in the fresh air.
Exits: North
A thin strip of copper has been twisted into a key. [2]..It has a soft glowing aura!
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Sochi the Dancing Bear <<M.A.G.I>> is standing here. (Brilliant Red Aura)
Sochi glows with a bright light!
Sochi has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub ::LeMuRs:: is standing here. (Brilliant Red Aura)
Knubberub has a strong dark aura.

<1206hp 320ma 329mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
n
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War leaves north.
Before the Verdant Door
Exits: North South
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub arrives from the south.
Sochi arrives from the south.

<1212hp 323ma 331mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
The Sooty Hallway
Exits: North South
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub arrives from the south.

<1212hp 323ma 330mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
n
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Bottom of the Stairwell
Exits: South Up
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub arrives from the south.

<1215hp 324ma 330mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
n
u
Top of the Stairwell
Exits: North Down
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub arrives from below.

<1215hp 324ma 327mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
Knubberub utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Knubberub briefly glows with a blinding light!
Knubberub's body is torn apart from the inside!

<1215hp 324ma 327mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
s
Below the Stairs
Exits: East South Up
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub arrives from the south.

<1215hp 324ma 324mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoorsWar leaves up.
The Southeast Gatehouse
Exits: [East] South Down
The corpse of the gatehouse warden is lying here.
A cup of lemonade lies here. [3]
A hot, steaming pie sits here. [2]
A wedge of cheese is sitting on the ground.
Some sweetmeats are sitting on the ground.
A big banana lies here.
A plump date lies here.
A bright red apple lies here.
A pool of curdled blood covers the ground.
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub arrives from below.
Sochi arrives from below.

<1217hp 325ma 322mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
War leaves south.
The South Southeastern Gateway
Exits: North East West
War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)
War glows with a bright light!
War has a steady blue aura.
Knubberub arrives from the north.
Sochi arrives from the north.

<1217hp 325ma 321mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 raining+0 0 +0
Knubberub utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Knubberub briefly glows with a blinding light!
Knubberub's body is torn apart from the inside!
Knubberub is dead! R.I.P.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:28 pm

Sochi swims into the room from the north.
You pull yourself out of the water into a well lit grotto.
The Hermit's Dwelling
Exits: Down
(Faint Blue Aura) Qwzazutzl the sahaguin hermit rests here.
Hot air hits you in waves.

<1262hp 62ma 160mv> 182128085865 1492333 - -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Oh, that was a real tough search. Open your eyes bozo.

<1262hp 62ma 160mv> 182128085865 1492333 - -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Firefly pulls himself from the water into the grotto.
A blast of hot air hits Firefly in the face.
Firefly is dead! R.I.P.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:21 am

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The Odyssey
This newly constructed ship easily manages the waters between Niebelung
and Lyme. Made completely of bamboo from the coasts of Ch'ung Kuo, the
Odyssey is both lightweight and durable. Two cloth sails, as high as one
can see, don the main deck and push the Reaper's sister ship at speeds
unimaginable by other boats.
Exits:

<1158hp 498ma 382mv 2790556142xp 1.9ac -%>
A seagull flies close overhead.

<1158hp 498ma 382mv 2790556142xp 1.9ac -%>
Nearby, a large grey whale surfaces and spouts water high into the air!
The shipmates untie the ropes, and the ship heads out to sea.
Waves crash into the ship, causing it to rock wildly.
A school of brightly colored fish swim under the ship.
Nearby, a large grey whale surfaces and spouts water high into the air!

<1158hp 498ma 382mv 2790556142xp 1.9ac -%>
The ship has arrived at Lyme!

Double Large Grey Whale! Woaaah, what does it mean?

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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:23 am

Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:35 pm

Josiah utters the words, 'oahz'
A GLOWING PORTAL HAS OPENED HERE...
where Songster
l portal

<716hp 350ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0
group
You are in Poseidon's Realm. Also in this area are:
Name - Location
-----------------------------------------
Songster - The Hermit's Dwelling

<716hp 350ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0
Mage utters the words, 'ofzahzf yrjueuhl'
Mage's body mass slowly changes from solid to gelatinous.
You see a blurry distorted view of Magnolia
gt This portal is from The Hermit's Dwelling to Magnolia!

<717hp 351ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0
Group 'something expish' is led by Curate and consists of:
(Point) Josiah [Wa:9.40 1423hp 526ma 202mv] uranus|sruby|adventurine
(Front) Suna [Dr:8.39 961hp 1043ma 348mv] gyt/sb pearl
(Front) Songster [Ba:1.39 717hp 351ma 187mv] chrysoprase/bg emerald gregor
(Front) Serega [Th:3.27 709hp 105ma 290mv] gem cutter

(Leader) Curate [Cl:7.39 704hp 460ma 304mv] V Garnet | S B Pearl
Vooder [Th:0.20 365hp 183ma 170mv] ---
Mage [Ma:5.38 899hp 420ma 246mv] Tourma.Sapph

<717hp 351ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0
You grouptell: 'This portal is from The Hermit's Dwelling to Magnolia!'

<717hp 351ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0
Arcainic has materialized here.
A blast of hot air hits Arcainic in the face.
Arcainic is dead! R.I.P.

<718hp 352ma 188mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0
Josiah -- 'hope he healed up'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:26 am

So War and I have been working on his rescue triggers on disengage:

Sheets of darkness are sucked off of the Fire Demon into Curate's weapon!
You massacre the Fire Demon to small fragments with your hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Fire Demon's rake.
That Really did HURT!
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
War partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon viciously massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon disengages itself, and attacks YOU!
You massacre the Fire Demon to small fragments with your hit.
The Fire Demon misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.
The Fire Demon lashes out with its fiery whip!
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist most of the damage...
You cry out in pain as the Fire Demon burns you.
The Fire Demon utters the words 'yagzt xarfzx xfx'.
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist most of the damage...
You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by the Fire Demon - OUCH.
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You are unaffected!
The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you.
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist most of the damage...
The Fire Demon gestures, and you are blasted with fire!

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 45 -10.0 -3 indoors+1173 29 +0
War reports 1140/1666 hp. Change: -310. Need: 526. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 45 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
Curate utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
War briefly glows with a blinding light!
You are rescued by War, you are confused!
assist War
strike

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoorsWar reports 1565/1666 hp. Change: +425. Need: 101. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
cast 'restorat' Songster
The Fire Demon misses War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
War partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!
The Fire Demon viciously massacres War with its rake.
War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.
War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.
War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.
War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.
The Fire Demon is blasted with frost from Samus's weapon!
The Fire Demon makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above War's head.

<230hp 168ma 219mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
War reports 1253/1666 hp. Change: -312. Need: 413. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<230hp 168ma 219mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.
You hit the Fire Demon hard.

<233hp 171ma 221mv> 365323662 587601 41 -10.0 -3 indoors+360 9 +0
You hit the Fire Demon.
You are viciously massacred by the Fire Demon's rake.
That Really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
War skillfully parries the attack of the Fire Demon.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.
War partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!
The Fire Demon viciously massacres War with its rake.
The Fire Demon disengages itself, and attacks YOU!
You hit the Fire Demon very hard.
The Fire Demon is blasted with frost from Samus's weapon!
The Fire Demon makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The Fire Demon breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!
War's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
War appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Samus resists a great deal of the damage.
You are roasted in the inferno!
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist most of the damage...
The Fire Demon breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Arcainic resists a great deal of the damage.
Curate's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Curate appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

<23hp 185ma 222mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+344 8 +0
War reports 984/1666 hp. Change: -269. Need: 682. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<23hp 185ma 222mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
Curate utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
War briefly glows with a blinding light!

<23hp 185ma 222mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
War reports 1415/1666 hp. Change: +431. Need: 251. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<24hp 185ma 223mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
War -- 'it worked'

<24hp 185ma 223mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
cast 'restorat' Songster
You land a powerful strike into the Fire Demon's side.
strike

<26hp 187ma 224mv> 365325480 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+1474 36 +0
You hit the Fire Demon very hard.
The Fire Demon looks shocked as it cuts itself on War's petrified armor!
The Fire Demon misses you with its rake.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+341 8 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+0 0 +0
War -- ':)'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:47 am

<633hp 28ma 427mv> 145245424707 949103 60 -10.3 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
The lord of shadows misses you with its claw.
The lord of shadows misses you with its claw.
The lord of shadows massacres you to small fragments with its slash.
The lord of shadows misses you with its slash.
A greater shadow claws you extremely hard.
A greater shadow's claw bounces off your heavy armor.
A greater shadow claws you extremely hard.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
A greater shadow claws you extremely hard.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
A greater shadow misses you with its claw.
You skillfully parry the attack of the contagion.
You are brutally massacred by the contagion's claw.
The contagion misses you with its hit.
You are viciously massacred by the contagion's claw.
You are brutally massacred by the contagion's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the contagion's claw.
You are viciously massacred by contagion's slash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by contagion's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by contagion's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!

<-73hp 29ma 428mv> 145245424707 949103 - -5.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
group
Group 'The Terrific Brotherhood' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Dead) War [Wa:9.40 -59hp 338ma 331mv] ---
(Dead) Suna [Dr:9.40 -15hp 995ma 355mv] gyt/rhodo
(Dead) Taron [Wa:9.40 -73hp 29ma 428mv] tomb jade/jacinth
(Dead) Gorka [Wa:6.39 -86hp 35ma 396mv] vgarnet/rcquartz

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.31 125hp 156ma 352mv] emerald/malachite
Fluffy [Dr:9.40 902hp 366ma 321mv] Ruby / S.Ruby
(Absent) Mage [Ma:5.38 453hp 17ma 186mv] Tourma.Sapph

<-73hp 29ma 428mv> 145245424707 949103 - -5.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Mage -- 'afk ciggy'

Mage -- 'oops we have a situation'

Mage -- 'i forgot to boil water :('

Then Dr saved us all.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:06 pm

<1173hp 154ma 258mv> 179183211497 975926 23 -13.7 -2 overcast+0 0 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of a crazed baboon.
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
A crazed baboon looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's bite.
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A crazed baboon looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon's claw.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A crazed baboon looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You have been KILLED!!

<-130hp 154ma 258mv> 179183235353 975926 - -8.7 -2 overcast+23856 596 +0

I was lit and with a group.

I don't think this is a safe group area, but I guess it could work with Cizin .)
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Josiah » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:46 am

That's an area for elite groups, and it requires an elite tank. DR > AC!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:21 am

Sorry it took so long for the group to move up to safety Taron... I think we were waiting probably waiting for someone to enter the portal... :wink:

Josiah is partially right... in SOME cases DR > AC. I'd be interested to hear people's theories on which is greater... Spell Saves or Spell Bonus... it's a similar situation when you really need both... but which is better to get first?
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby *juggleblood* » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:19 pm

Bring a bard next time so you don't have to fight 2 mobs at once. I count 12 attacks, I'm assuming 2 baboons?
Talk to the clown.
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