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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:49 pm

We tried to kill Pale Night today, and she killed us all. Twice.

<1187hp 524ma 365mv> 5733312089 2727951 26 -10.1 -4 storm+0 0 +0
You deal a critical blow to one of Pale Night, the Demon Mother's vital organs.
You viciously massacre Pale Night, the Demon Mother with your slash.
Sam skillfully parries the attack of Pale Night, the Demon Mother.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother misses Sam with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother shudders as Norks's weapon suddenly howls at her!
Reality thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into Pale Night, the Demon Mother without effect.
You brutally massacre Pale Night, the Demon Mother with your slash.
You brutally massacre Pale Night, the Demon Mother with your slash.
Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.
Sam's hammer shudders as he strikes Pale Night, the Demon Mother!
Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his sting.
Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.
The incorporeal silohuette of Pale Night, the Demon Mother slides away, revealing its true form!
You witness the unimaginable terror that is Pale Night, the Demon Mother and feel your life force flee your body!
You have been KILLED!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm+7454 186 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 stormLie still; you are DEAD!!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm
<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm+0 0 +0

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 stormLie still; you are DEAD!!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm+0 0 +0
group
Group 'exp, open' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.36 -95hp 524ma 365mv] jet/black onyx
(Dead) Sam [Wa:5.33 -423hp 379ma 395mv] jacinth/tjade
(Dead) Feist [Wa:6.32 -3588hp 459ma 368mv] e-flame enea food quest poop
(Dead) Reality [Th:7.32 -55hp 350ma 481mv] rhodo/avent
(Dead) Arya [Wa:4.31 -1284hp 180ma 356mv] Emerald|regularRuby
(Dead) Dr [Dr:9.40 -68hp 976ma 415mv] Rhodo . GYT

(Dead) Lysbel [Ma:3.32 -550hp 646ma 155mv] tourmaline & eye agate
(Dead) Gorka [Wa:0.36 -1456hp 210ma 254mv] amethyest/obsidian baphomet
(Dead) Dingo [Mo:2.39 -533hp 383ma 144mv] alex | SB Pearl
(Dead) Ciphersoft [Cl:5.20 -683hp 648ma 286mv] GWDiamond LBIolite
(Dead) Elyn [Ba:0.33 -1172hp 318ma 192mv] citrine|crysoberyl
(Dead) Lurch [Cl:4.26 -44hp 489ma 283mv] ---
(Dead) Fluffy [Dr:9.40 -2141hp 765ma 356mv] GY topaz / tiger eye
(Dead) Norks [Cl:8.27 -1094hp 675ma 341mv] sapphire, champ pearl


<1284hp 269ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -12.1 -3 raining+0 0 +0
Dingo's hammer shudders as he strikes Pale Night, the Demon Mother!
Sam skillfully parries the attack of Pale Night, the Demon Mother.
Reality partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!
Pale Night, the Demon Mother massacres Sam to small fragments with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother's blow passes right through Sam with no effect!
Pale Night, the Demon Mother's blow passes right through Sam with no effect!
Pale Night, the Demon Mother looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!
Pale Night, the Demon Mother hates your guts!
You are viciously massacred by Pale Night, the Demon Mother's rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.
Pale Night, the Demon Mother's blow passes right through Sam with no effect!
Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.
Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.
Reality thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into Pale Night, the Demon Mother without effect.
Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!
Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!
Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!
Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!
The incorporeal silohuette of Pale Night, the Demon Mother slides away, revealing its true form!
Sam is dead! R.I.P.
Lysbel is dead! R.I.P.
Gorka is dead! R.I.P.
Ciphersoft is dead! R.I.P.
Elyn stops singing.
Elyn is dead! R.I.P.
Reality is dead! R.I.P.
Arya is dead! R.I.P.
Fluffy is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Norks is dead! R.I.P.
Feist is dead! R.I.P.
Dr is dead! R.I.P.
You witness the unimaginable terror that is Pale Night, the Demon Mother and feel your life force flee your body!
You have been KILLED!!
Lie still; you are DEAD!!!

Then Breeze told us to leave her alone :(
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:33 am

You grouptell: 'Sooochiii'

<1383hp 221ma 276mv> 11749080404 1446571 66 -12.5 -3 raining+0 0 +0
You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.
A petrified tree misses Stun with its whip.
A petrified tree misses Stun with its crush.
A petrified tree misses Stun with its whip.
A petrified tree misses Stun with its crush.
A petrified tree misses Stun with its whip.
A petrified tree misses Stun with its crush.
Dr cuts a limb off of a petrified tree!!!!
Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.
Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.
Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.
Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.
Sochi wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!
Sochi is dead! R.I.P.
You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.

<1383hp 221ma 277mv> 11749085516 1446571 36 -12.5 -3 raining+5112 127 +0
Ip -- 'Sochi suicided'

<1383hp 222ma 278mv> 11749085516 1446571 36 -12.5 -3 raining+0 0 +0
gt save us
You grouptell: 'save us'

<1383hp 223ma 279mv> 11749085516 1446571 36 -12.5 -3 raining+0 0 +0
gt well
You grouptell: 'well'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:56 am

Ok.
The Mage Lord Bazg growls at you and attacks!
rescue you
rescue you
The Mage Lord Bazg hates your guts!
The Mage Lord Bazg slowly fades into existence.
You've got a great feeling about this fight!
You skillfully parry the attack of the Mage Lord Bazg.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Mage Lord Bazg.
The Mage Lord Bazg screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.
You report 1407/1499 hp. Change: +143. Need: 92. Spells: aegis, wraithform, greater fluidity.

<1407hp 415ma 289mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+3380 84 +0
A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!

<1410hp 415ma 289mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Dr has turned his attacks toward the Mage Lord Bazg!
Gorka utters the words, 'blindness'

<1411hp 416ma 290mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Dr stops singing.
Dr utters the words, 'gszqhgrur gpuzre'
Dr binds some nearby spectres into an undulating shield.

<1411hp 416ma 290mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!

<1414hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
Animates are up for 14 ticks!
There are 0 ticks of 5 left on Taron's aegis!
Aegis falls on tick!
cast 'web'
Who do you want to rescue?

<1414hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Who do you want to rescue?

<1416hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Tomato utters the words, 'aque bragh'
A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<1416hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcastYou skillfully parry the attack of the Mage Lord Bazg.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Mage Lord Bazg.
The Mage Lord Bazg misses you with his zap.
The Mage Lord Bazg misses you with his zap.
The Mage Lord Bazg impales himself on thorns round Dr!
The Mage Lord Bazg's blow passes right through you with no effect!
The Mage Lord Bazg's blow passes right through you with no effect!
The Mage Lord Bazg disengages himself, and attacks Dr!
|
rescue Dr
rescue Dr
A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!
Dr cleaves the Mage Lord Bazg extremely hard.
Dr cleaves the Mage Lord Bazg extremely hard.
Dr cleaves the Mage Lord Bazg extremely hard.
Dr swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
You have been KILLED!!
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+2048 51 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Dr -- 'flex'

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
The sun slowly disappears in the west.
Timer now at 60 secs.
save
You feel yourself floating upward...

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Vege -- 'tank linx ?'

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Dr -- 'RUN BOYS'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:43 pm

<1272hp 897ma 342mv> 2038920235 748871 - -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Your sanctuary spell has come to a premature end! But grieve not, brave adventurer.

You start glowing brightly!
The bright white glow recedes to a pearly grey as the magical dark cloak enshrouds you.

You have been fully healed by Splork.
You report 1438/1438 hp. Change: +192. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1438hp 653ma 373mv> 2038920235 748871 - -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
gt gone

P.S. I'm not complaining, just highlighting an event. Thanks for the lite :)
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:38 pm

You grouptell: 'hanku these are nostab'

<1177hp 330ma 346mv> 10194748092 6162976 78 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.
Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.
You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder's bite.
A smilodon elder's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You deal a critical blow to one of a smilodon elder's vital organs.
You viciously massacre a smilodon elder with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You report 1027/1326 hp. Change: -141. Need: 299. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1027hp 331ma 347mv> 10194765331 6162976 76 -14.5 +9 indoors+17239 430 +0
gt just enjoy the ride
You grouptell: 'just enjoy the ride'

<1033hp 332ma 348mv> 10194765331 6162976 76 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Sochi begins to play 'brothers in valor' on a pine and yew lute.

<1033hp 332ma 348mv> 10194765331 6162976 76 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.
Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.
A smilodon elder's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
A smilodon elder lashes out with his fiery whip!
You cry out in pain as a smilodon elder burns you.

<986hp 333ma 350mv> 10194781789 6162976 74 -14.5 +9 indoors+16458 411 +0
gt i warned you it'd be deadly and boring
A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.
A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.
A smilodon elder misses you with his crush.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You cut off a smilodon elder's limb!
say Now let's see if you have something else other than limbs!
Limb number 4844 is flying again
You viciously massacre a smilodon elder with your cleave.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

<999hp 336ma 353mv> 10194905690 6162976 65 -14.5 +9 indoors+123901 3097 +0
You grouptell: 'i warned you it'd be deadly and boring'

<999hp 336ma 353mv> 10194905690 6162976 65 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
You say 'Now let's see if you have something else other than limbs!'

<1002hp 337ma 354mv> 10194905690 6162976 65 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.
A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.
A smilodon elder misses you with his bite.
A smilodon elder misses you with his crush.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

<1011hp 339ma 356mv> 10194912946 6162976 64 -14.5 +9 indoors+7256 181 +0
bas
Sochi -- '** Mob blindness has fallen. **'
You charge and bash into a smilodon elder.
A smilodon elder stumbles but regains his balance.

<1020hp 341ma 358mv> 10194913261 6162976 64 -14.5 +9 indoors+315 7 +0
Gorka cuts a limb off of a smilodon elder!!!!
An eerie aura emanates from Gorka's weapon, as a smilodon elder closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!
A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.
You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.
Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.
You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder's crush.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You brutally massacre a smilodon elder with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You report 833/1326 hp. Change: -194. Need: 493. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<833hp 342ma 359mv> 10194933565 6162976 47 -14.5 +9 indoors+20304 507 +0
Sochi utters the words, 'aque bragh'

<833hp 342ma 359mv> 10194933565 6162976 47 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Crumbs utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!
You report 1230/1326 hp. Change: +397. Need: 96. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1230hp 342ma 359mv> 10194933565 6162976 47 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.
Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.
You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder's claw.
A smilodon elder's bite bounces off your heavy armor.
A smilodon elder's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
Ellus wildly swings a curved sacrificial knife, and accidentally cuts off Hankunaku's head!
Hankunaku is dead! R.I.P.
Sochi -- 'what an odd combo'
You report 1091/1326 hp. Change: -139. Need: 235. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1091hp 344ma 362mv> 10194940521 6162976 45 -14.5 +9 indoors+6956 173 +0
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
There are 3 ticks of 5 left on Taron's aegis!
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<1100hp 346ma 364mv> 10194940521 6162976 45 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.
You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder's claw.
A smilodon elder misses you with his bite.
A smilodon elder's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
You brutally massacre a smilodon elder with your slash.
You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.
Dr cuts a limb off of a smilodon elder!!!!
Sochi -- 'Hankunaku seems to be DEAD!'
You report 950/1326 hp. Change: -141. Need: 376. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<950hp 347ma 366mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+6107 152 +0
gt see
You grouptell: 'see'

<950hp 347ma 366mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Crumbs utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!
You report 1326/1326 hp. Change: +376. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1326hp 348ma 366mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Ellus -- 'deadly'

<1326hp 348ma 367mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Sochi -- 'giggle'

<1326hp 349ma 368mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Crumbs shows his approval by clapping his small hands together.

Welcome to Lyme, Hankunaku!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Ker » Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:47 pm

Now this, is another level!

Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises and
some blood!
Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises, a lot
of blood, and a corpse.
An acid golem is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 42696652 experience points as your share.
You gain 8539330 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!
You gain 15086151 bonus experience!
You gain 606 honor for leadership!
You have gained six thousand six hundred and sixty-six honor.
Total exp for kill is 215773514.

Your blood freezes as you hear an acid golem's death cry.
Whiff gets The Full Moon Glyph from the corpse of an acid golem that's on the ground.
Whiff gets gold coins from the corpse of an acid golem that's on the ground.
Whiff splits 6883 coins. Your share is 1147 coins.

R,
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby *Breeze* » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:52 pm

Ker wrote:Now this, is another level!

Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises and
some blood!
Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises, a lot
of blood, and a corpse.
An acid golem is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 42696652 experience points as your share.
You gain 8539330 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!
You gain 15086151 bonus experience!
You gain 606 honor for leadership!
You have gained six thousand six hundred and sixty-six honor.
Total exp for kill is 215773514.

Your blood freezes as you hear an acid golem's death cry.
Whiff gets The Full Moon Glyph from the corpse of an acid golem that's on the ground.
Whiff gets gold coins from the corpse of an acid golem that's on the ground.
Whiff splits 6883 coins. Your share is 1147 coins.

R,
Dr



what i wanted to do is set surf as outlaw/rat and see if he is as good as he thinks he is and can escape everyone on the mud trying to get him :)

sadly he didn't show until i was already gone.

also, i am not a drunkard.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:02 am

<1174hp 454ma 359mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
A lava maul titan misses Stun with his hit.
A lava maul titan misses Stun with his hit.
A lava maul titan misses Stun with his claw.
A lava maul titan misses Stun with his slash.
Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.
Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.
Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.
Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.
Gorka wildly swings a curved sacrificial knife, and accidentally cuts off Stun's head!
Stun is dead! R.I.P.
autorep on
point
parry on
gt I'm tanking, heal me <-
gt Taron is tanking now

<1178hp 456ma 361mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
A lava maul titan sees Ishara, and ATTACKS!
rescue Ishara
rescue Ishara
Ip -- 'Gorka chopped Stun'

<1178hp 456ma 361mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
Sam reports 1241/1339 hp. Change: +485. Need: 98. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.
Sam -- 'Sam is tanking!!!! HEAL'

<1179hp 457ma 362mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
You turn your attacks toward a lava maul titan.

<1179hp 457ma 362mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
You're already obliterating your target!

<1179hp 457ma 362mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsYou're already obliterating your target!

<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
You're already obliterating your target!

<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors
<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
Auto_report mode is now on.
You report 1181/1328 hp. Change: +60. Need: 147. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsDuring combat, you must use rescue.

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
Parry mode is now on.

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsYou grouptell: 'I'm tanking, heal me <-'

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
You grouptell: 'Taron is tanking now'

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsBanzai! To the rescue...

<1186hp 459ma 365mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
rescue ish
rescue ish
Sam reports 1248/1339 hp. Change: +7. Need: 91. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.
But nobody is fighting her?

<1186hp 459ma 365mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsA lava maul titan misses you with his claw.
A lava maul titan misses you with his slash.
A lava maul titan misses you with his claw.
A lava maul titan misses you with his slash.
You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.
Gorka wildly swings a curved sacrificial knife, and accidentally cuts off Sam's head!
Sam is dead! R.I.P.

<1186hp 459ma 365mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+4694 117 +0
Ip -- 'Gorka chopped Sam'
But nobody is fighting her?

<1188hp 460ma 366mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
But nobody is fighting her?

<1188hp 460ma 366mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
Crumbs -- 'haha'

<1191hp 462ma 368mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
Dr -- 'rofl'

<1193hp 463ma 369mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
gt saaaam
You skillfully parry the attack of a lava maul titan.
You are viciously massacred by a lava maul titan's claw.
You are viciously massacred by a lava maul titan's slash.
You are viciously massacred by a lava maul titan's claw.
A lava maul titan misses you with his slash.
You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.
A lava maul titan unleashes a deadly blast of freezing cold!
A hail of ice and snow flys from a lava maul titan's hand!
ARRGH! Your body is stiffened by an ice ray, sent by a lava maul titan.
Dr resists a great deal of the damage.
Crumbs resists a bit of damage.
Ip resists almost all of the damage.
Hankunaku resists a bit of damage.
You report 931/1328 hp. Change: -250. Need: 397. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<931hp 463ma 370mv> 281305332 244968 68 -14.5 -1 indoors+3573 89 +0
You grouptell: 'saaaam'
Crumbs utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!
@@
You report 1301/1328 hp. Change: +370. Need: 27. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1301hp 463ma 370mv> 281305332 244968 68 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

<1304hp 464ma 356mv> 281305332 244968 68 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
gt gorka
You grouptell: 'gorka'


And this is how General Gorka works with his sacrificial knife. Beware of him in chop.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:06 am

You tell Dr 'crap, assassins want me dead in mh'

<205hp 46ma 179mv> 12130275461 983056 - -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
res
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

<209hp 48ma 181mv> 12130275461 983056 - -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
The temple guard arrives from the west.
The temple guard sees you, and attacks!
The temple guard's stab bounces off your heavy armor.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<226hp 51ma 185mv> 12130275461 983056 100 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
You are brutally massacred by the temple guard's stab.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The temple guard massacres you to small fragments with his pierce.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are brutally massacred by the temple guard's stab.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The temple guard hates your guts!
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You report 93/1328 hp. Change: -113. Need: 1235. Spells: aegis.

<93hp 52ma 185mv> 12130279383 983056 83 -12.5 +9 indoors+3922 98 +0
cast 'firewind'
You weave the threads of magic masterfully!
The temple guard vanishes in a burning wind.
@@

<96hp 27ma 186mv> 12130281267 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+1884 47 +0
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

<96hp 27ma 171mv> 12130281267 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Dr tells you 'you tuff, don't worry!'

<99hp 28ma 172mv> 12130281267 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
quaf green
You get a thick green potion from a kangaroo pouch.
You fumble with the cork, but manage to quaff a thick green potion which dissolves.
@@
You feel much, much better.
You feel much, much better.
Nothing seems to happen.
You report 418/1328 hp. Change: +325. Need: 910. Spells: aegis.

<418hp 28ma 173mv> 12130293947 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+12680 317 +0
Impossible to use this so soon after a successful second wind!!!

<421hp 29ma 173mv> 12130293947 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
The temple guard misses you with his stab.
You skillfully parry the attack of the temple guard.
Your riposte viciously massacres the temple guard.
The temple guard misses you with his stab.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
The temple guard wipes his boots in your face.

<413hp 30ma 174mv> 12130304334 983056 34 -12.5 +9 indoors+10387 259 +0
cast 'firewind'

<422hp 31ma 176mv> 12130304334 983056 34 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Ok.
The temple guard vanishes in a burning wind.
@@

<422hp 6ma 176mv> 12130310179 983056 14 -12.5 +9 indoors+5845 146 +0
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

<425hp 7ma 162mv> 12130310179 983056 14 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of the temple guard.
The temple guard misses you with his pierce.
You are brutally massacred by the temple guard's stab.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.
The temple guard is dead! R.I.P.
You gain 704153 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 1137419.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:50 am

Stun leaves north.
Wooden Doors
Exits: East South West
Stun ~Dragonsworn~ is standing here.(Brilliant Blue Aura)
Stun glows with a very faint light!
Stun has a steady violet aura.
A white mouse wiggles her nose and whiskers.
(Faint Blue Aura) A dormouse in the livery of his royal house greets you.
The school janitor prowls the halls, looking for messes to clean.
Odin walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.
Suna walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.
Gorka walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.
A dormouse sees Ip, and ATTACKS!
A dormouse misses Ip with his hit.
Dingo walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.
Ellus walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.

<1311hp 403ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
group
The 'improved haste' spell on you is about to wear off.

<1313hp 404ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
Stun heroically rescues Ip.
assist Stun

<1313hp 404ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcastStun reports 1234/1581 hp. Change: +110. Need: 347. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.
Group 'Taron's Distinguished Corps' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Ldr/Ft) Taron [Wa:8.39 1313hp 404ma 401mv] tomb jade/eye agate
(Point) Stun [Wa:9.40 1234hp 571ma 423mv] B.Onyx | Jet | 2458
(Front) Arya [Wa:4.35 1333hp 195ma 373mv] Emerald|Ruby
(Front) Dingo [Mo:2.39 840hp 549ma 232mv] SB Pearl | Tourm
(Front) Ip [Mo:9.40 1180hp 576ma 413mv] Avent | V Garnet
(Front) Gorka [Wa:0.39 1019hp 186ma 335mv] amethyst/csapphire roberts hat

Ellus [Cl:0.39 758hp 492ma 215mv] GYT|Azurite
Dr [Dr:9.40 1055hp 1116ma 322mv] Sruby. Rhodo
Suna [Dr:8.29 878hp 976ma 398mv] gy topaz
Ezekiel [Ma:8.19 854hp 390ma 362mv] ---
Norks [Cl:8.31 1071hp 835ma 342mv] tourma, sapphire
Odin [Wa:0.20 545hp 123ma 301mv] jacinth

<1313hp 404ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
You sing another verse of 'echolocation'.
A dormouse hates your guts!
You didn't utter the warcry! That wasn't very sporting...
You brutally massacre a dormouse with your cleave.

<1315hp 400ma 401mv> 24251872106 1171293 71 -10.9 +2 overcast+989 24 +0
Ellus drinks from a sapphire qwevri.

<1315hp 400ma 401mv> 24251872106 1171293 60 -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
Dr begins to sing 'echolocation'.

<1317hp 401ma 401mv> 24251872106 1171293 50 -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Dingo's neck!
Dingo is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
A dormouse misses Stun with his hit.
A dormouse misses Stun with his hit.
You massacre a dormouse to small fragments with your cleave.
A dormouse panics, and attempts to flee.
A dormouse leaves east.

<1317hp 401ma 401mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+63195 1579 +0
cast 'firewind'
Stun reports 1081/1581 hp. Change: -153. Need: 500. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1317hp 401ma 401mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
Dr stops singing.
Dr utters the words, 'judicandus nose'

<1322hp 403ma 399mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
Who should the spell be cast upon?

<1323hp 403ma 398mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0
Ip -- 'Taron chopped Dingo'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:15 pm

Your blood freezes as you hear the soul drinker's death cry.
A lone thunderclap rumbles past as a shiny GEM emerges from the void!!!
get gem
Sam gets a Fire Opal from the corpse of the soul drinker that's on the ground.
You get gold coins from the corpse of the soul drinker that's on the ground.
There were 20771 coins.
5192 g/sec
You split 20771 coins. You keep 2599 coins.

<1192hp 520ma 375mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+4637435 115935 +2599
You do not see a gem here.

<1193hp 521ma 376mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Stun -- 'target --'

<1196hp 522ma 378mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Stun -- 'nice'

<1197hp 523ma 379mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
You sing another verse of 'gods of war'.

<1200hp 516ma 380mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
gt gorka's
Suna utters the words, 'candusgugh xzbg'
Suna's body briefly glows with an iridescent sheen.

<1201hp 517ma 381mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
You grouptell: 'gorka's'

<1201hp 517ma 381mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Gorka shivers uncomfortably.

<1203hp 517ma 382mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
group
Group 'exp' is led by Sam and consists of:
(Ldr/Ft) Sam [Wa:5.33 1236hp 574ma 336mv] jacinth/jet
(Point) Stun [Wa:9.40 1441hp 358ma 452mv] B.Onyx | Jet | 7079
(Front) Taron [Wa:8.39 1204hp 518ma 383mv] eye agate/tomb jade

Dr [Dr:9.40 1055hp 1322ma 293mv] SRuby.GYT
Suna [Dr:8.30 949hp 474ma 405mv] ---
Ip [Mo:9.40 1190hp 654ma 407mv] ---
Gorka [Wa:1.39 1064hp 315ma 271mv] amethyst/csapphire
Risky [Th:4.39 1018hp 436ma 482mv] ---

<1204hp 518ma 383mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

<1204hp 518ma 383mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Dr -- 'defintely gorka's'

<1208hp 520ma 386mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

<1209hp 523ma 389mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
gt got wheel sam?
You grouptell: 'got wheel sam?'

<1209hp 524ma 391mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Dr -- 'don't bother wheeling'

<1209hp 520ma 395mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
nod
You nod solemnly.

<1209hp 522ma 370mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Stun stops singing.
Stun utters the words, 'darkness'
A cloud of inky darkness envelops Stun.

<1209hp 523ma 371mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Sam gets a wheel of opportunity from a golden sack.
Ok.

<1209hp 523ma 372mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Dr says 'spin low'

<1209hp 523ma 372mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Sam spins the wheel of opportunity.

For Sam the wheel of opportunity spins 384.
For Risky the wheel of opportunity spins 313.
For Gorka the wheel of opportunity spins 446.
For Ip the wheel of opportunity spins 346.
For Suna the wheel of opportunity spins 139.
For Stun the wheel of opportunity spins 283.
For Dr the wheel of opportunity spins 260.
For Taron the wheel of opportunity spins 117.

The winner is Gorka with 446.

<1209hp 524ma 373mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Dr falls down laughing.

<1209hp 526ma 375mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Dr falls down laughing.

<1209hp 527ma 376mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Sam gives a Fire Opal to Gorka.

<1209hp 527ma 376mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Gorka -- 'haha'

P.S. All your thief gems are belong to Gorka. G.O.R.k.A.!
P.P.S. Testing: Apple, Starbucks, Google, Papa Johns pizza, New York laundry, Boston dog walking.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:21 pm

WTT

You get a Fire Opal from Cloak of Shadows.
You get a Fire Opal from Cloak of Shadows.
You get a Amber from Cloak of Shadows.
You get a Opal from Cloak of Shadows.
You get a Jade from Cloak of Shadows.

:roll:
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby *Breeze* » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:29 pm

didn't think anyone knew about / used "spin low"
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Ker » Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:00 am

Warriors being monks, Druids being monks, Bards being monks, we found a Cleric being a Warrior!


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Norks utters the words, 'azfuar gzfzaih'
A fresh aerial servant of Norks descends from the sky relieving its comrade.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1306/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


You grouptell: 'warcry us Norks'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1308/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Vege -- 'target anky'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 210mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Hildr the valkyrie leaves with him.
You follow Vege.

The Abandoned Nest
Exits: South West Down
You see Suna, Norks (with Hildr the valkyrie), Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


#Ok. $target is now set to {anky}.
Stun -- 'target anky'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam utters the words, 'ofzahzf yrjueuhl'
Sam's body mass slowly changes from solid to gelatinous.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Hildr the valkyrie leaves with him.
You follow Vege.

At The Edge Of The Water
Exits: East West Down
You see Suna, Norks (with Hildr the valkyrie), Sam, Vege, and Stun here.
You also see Coelophysis and ankylosaurus here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1313/1335ma(+139) 207mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Norks moves to the point position.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1317/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Norks yells 'TALLY HO!!'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1320/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Suna joins in the war-cry!
Stun joins in the war-cry!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1320/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam joins in the war-cry!
You join in the war-cry!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1320/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizuguburuhl'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1322/1335ma(+139) 210mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Vege looks at ankylosaurus.
Stun -- 'tally ho!'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1329/1335ma(+139) 213mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Norks utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1333/1335ma(+139) 215mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Suna utters the words, 'ice ray'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Vege utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1335/1335ma(+139) 217mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


gt tally ho!
it
You grouptell: 'tally ho!'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1335/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Norks massacres ankylosaurus to small fragments with his hit.
Norks's aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.
Norks's aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.
Ankylosaurus looks shocked as he cuts himself on Norks's petrified armor!
Norks's aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.
Ankylosaurus looks shocked as he cuts himself on Norks's petrified armor!
Norks's aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.
Norks's aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.
Norks massacres ankylosaurus to small fragments with his hit.
Norks delivers a critical blow to one of ankylosaurus's vital organs.
Norks brutally massacres ankylosaurus with his hit.
You feel a sudden rush of excitement!
You are CRUSHED as ankylosaurus pounds you with his tail!!
Norks utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.
With a mighty effort, Vege shakes off his exhaustion!
Vege utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Ok.
Ankylosaurus hates your guts!
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Your ice ray quick freezes ankylosaurus.

1007/1065hp(+118) 1320/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :65 [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1007/1065hp(+118) 1320/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :61 [TIME] : 7 AM


Stun -- 'the famous tally ho!!'

1009/1065hp(+118) 1323/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :61 [TIME] : 7 AM


it
Suna utters the words, 'ice ray'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1011/1065hp(+118) 1325/1335ma(+139) 219mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :57 [TIME] : 7 AM


it
it
With a mighty yell, Hildr the valkyrie charges into battle!
Stun utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1011/1065hp(+118) 1325/1335ma(+139) 219mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :52 [TIME] : 7 AM


it
Norks utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.
Vege utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Ok.
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Your ice ray quick freezes ankylosaurus.

1013/1065hp(+118) 1312/1335ma(+139) 220mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,509,671 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :40 [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1013/1065hp(+118) 1312/1335ma(+139) 220mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,509,671 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :37 [TIME] : 7 AM


Norks hits ankylosaurus extremely hard.
A fireball flies from Suna's weapon and lands on ankylosaurus!
You massacre ankylosaurus to small fragments with your pound.
Norks's aerial servant valiantly falls under a mighty blow.
Ankylosaurus brutally massacres Norks with his claw.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his bite.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his crush.
Norks hits ankylosaurus extremely hard.
Norks massacres ankylosaurus to small fragments with his hit.
You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.
You pound ankylosaurus extremely hard.
You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.
Hildr the valkyrie bangs her spear on the ground three times.
Divine light shines down from the heavens!
You feel better!
Norks is healed!
Sam is CRUSHED as ankylosaurus pounds him!!
Suna utters the words, 'ice ray'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+118) 1317/1335ma(+139) 222mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,511,972 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :29 [TIME] : 7 AM


Norks utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.
Vege utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Ok.
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Your ice ray quick freezes ankylosaurus.

1065/1065hp(+118) 1304/1335ma(+139) 223mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :11 [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam utters the words, 'uqz grul'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+118) 1304/1335ma(+139) 223mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :7 [TIME] : 7 AM


Stun utters the words, 'hpjioculof qras'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1307/1335ma(+139) 224mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :7 [TIME] : 7 AM


Suna utters the words, 'ice ray'
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1309/1335ma(+139) 225mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :3 [TIME] : 7 AM


With a mighty effort, Stun shakes off his exhaustion!

1065/1065hp(+118) 1309/1335ma(+139) 225mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :3 [TIME] : 7 AM


Norks misses ankylosaurus with his hit.
You massacre ankylosaurus to small fragments with your pound.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.
Ankylosaurus looks shocked as he cuts himself on Norks's petrified armor!
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.
Norks is dead! R.I.P.
Ankylosaurus misses Sam with his bite.
Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Sam with his crush.
Sam brutally massacres ankylosaurus with his slash.
Sam misses ankylosaurus with his slash.
Sam brutally massacres ankylosaurus with his slash.
You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.
You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.
Your weapon sizzles and ejects a glowing fireball!
You massacre ankylosaurus to small fragments with your pound.
Hildr the valkyrie bangs her spear on the ground three times.
Divine light shines down from the heavens!
Sam is healed!
Ok.
Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!
Your ice ray freezes ankylosaurus into a solid block.
Ankylosaurus is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 8540426 experience points as your share.
You gain 3017617 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 45812736.

Your blood freezes as you hear ankylosaurus's death cry.
Vege gets gold coins from the corpse of ankylosaurus that's on the ground.
Vege splits 9607 coins. Your share is 1601 coins.
Vege gets the ankylosaurus tail from the corpse of ankylosaurus that's on the ground.
Vege gets an ash covered parchment from the corpse of ankylosaurus that's on the ground.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1296/1335ma(+139) 226mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam reports 1309/1309 hp. Change: +25. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1301/1335ma(+139) 227mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Sam -- 'Sam is tanking!!!! HEAL'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1301/1335ma(+139) 227mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


#Ok. $target is now set to {--}.
Sam yells 'GOODBYE BLUE SKY!'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Stun -- 'target --'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Suna joins in the war-cry!
You begin to stalk.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Saving Dr.
Saving items.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


Coelophysis chews on the dead body of Norks.
Norks begins to convulse wildly, then abruptly is still.
Your blood freezes as you hear Norks's death cry.
Norks stops following Vege.
Hildr the valkyrie stops following Norks.
Coelophysis gets a bracer of emerald flame from inside the corpse of Norks.

You follow Vege.

Passing Through The Trees
Exits: North West
You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1319/1335ma(+139) 227mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


You follow Vege.

The Thinning Treeline
Exits: North South
You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1319/1335ma(+139) 225mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]
[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM


You follow Vege.

Bottom Of The Rockslide
Exits: North East South
You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

Norks[Clan:Dragonsworn]> 'Norks just logged on in The Island.'

You follow Vege.

The Splintered, Fallen Trees
Exits: South West
You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

Norks[Clan:Dragonsworn]> 'oops'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Jul 30, 2016 6:10 pm

Gorka -- 'sense a gem...'

<1079hp 410ma 321mv> 45822985598 1695635 11 -14.6 -7 indoors+0 0 +0
gt i dont even think they worked, when I made the choice
You skillfully parry the attack of a valpurgeist.
Your riposte viciously massacres a valpurgeist.
You are brutally massacred by a valpurgeist's claw.
A valpurgeist's claw bounces off your heavy armor.
A valpurgeist misses you with his claw.
A valpurgeist misses you with his claw.
You are viciously massacred by a valpurgeist's bite.
You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.
You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.
You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.
You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.
A valpurgeist cries out in anguish and attacks with renewed fury.
You report 930/1355 hp. Change: -143. Need: 425. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<930hp 410ma 322mv> 45823003645 1695635 0 -14.6 -7 indoors+18047 451 +0
You grouptell: 'i dont even think they worked, when I made the choice'

<930hp 410ma 322mv> 45823003645 1695635 0 -14.6 -7 indoors+0 0 +0
deathblow
You brutally gut a valpurgeist!
A valpurgeist looks down in terror as his curdled blood pours to the ground!
A valpurgeist is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 9856783 experience points as your share.
warcry LET'S ROCK!
rem valor
wield bolt
You gain 1478517 experience for being on point!
You gain 5917264 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 45460506.
warcry LET'S ROCK!

Your blood freezes as you hear a valpurgeist's death cry.
A lone thunderclap rumbles past as a shiny GEM emerges from the void!!!
get gem
Knubberub gets a polished silver spellbook from the corpse of a valpurgeist that's on the ground.
Knubberub gets a Lapus Lazuli from the corpse of a valpurgeist that's on the ground.
Knubberub gets gold coins from the corpse of a valpurgeist that's on the ground.
Knubberub splits 6156 coins. Your share is 1026 coins.

<934hp 412ma 273mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+16905273 422631 +1026
You yell 'LET'S ROCK!'

<935hp 413ma 274mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0
You stop using Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0
Knubberub joins in the war-cry!
Sochi joins in the war-cry!
You wield a thunderbolt.

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoorsYour last warcry hasn't even stopped echoing yet!

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0
You do not see a gem here.
Dr joins in the war-cry!
Gorka joins in the war-cry!

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0
cackle
Knubberub pats Gorka on the back.
You cackle gleefully.

<941hp 416ma 277mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0
Sochi pats Gorka on the back.
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