Your afternoon chuckle

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Postby Teron » Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:17 am

You can taste the impending victory!
A gargoyle makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in its back.
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A gargoyle makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in its back.
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A gargoyle makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in its back.
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Your brutal backstab causes a gargoyle to writhe in agony, opening up its defenses!
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You report 744/1223 hp. Change: +142. Need: 479. Spells: aegis.

<744hp 116ma 163mv> 54017881033 521910 31 -7.9 +5 indoors+45308 1132 +0
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You stop using a thunderbolt.

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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby *juggleblood* » Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:17 pm

Dunno if its the simplest/most elegant solution, but I made a 5 second cooldown timer and made the secondWind function checkit before executing, so then in scripts I can just use secondWind() wherever and not worry about that.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:14 am

For backstabs I add variable checks, if the event to fire has already occured since the stab, so the web gets thrown on the first seen backstab/whiff, and so does second wind now. It works fine and I don't need timers (not that my old Zmud is good with them, anyway).

Also, 5 seconds seems like a lot, isn't the round 3 seconds?
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby *juggleblood* » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:13 am

The 5 seconds is to account for lag and the finite amount of movement points.

This is on Kung and to give an example, I have a script that throws out doublestrikes or doublebroadsides if I have the moves for it. So yeah with 5 second cooldown he doesn't get one out every round, but then he wouldn't have the moves to do that anyway.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby cyprimus » Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:39 am

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fools!” And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby cyprimus » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:07 pm

A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor – but only one bed.

Being a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”

Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said “Father, I’m cold.”

He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it on her.

Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, “Father, I’m still very cold.”

He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”

This time, he remained there, giving the woman a wink and a smile, then said, “Sister, I have an idea. We’re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”

The nun purred, “Sounds good to me.”

To which the priest yelled out, “Okay then – get up and get your own stupid blanket!”
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby cyprimus » Mon Aug 15, 2016 1:09 pm

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

The man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke.” The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.” Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until, the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress.”No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad, says he man “Same,” says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.” Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress… “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man. The waitress asks, “But, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Mon Aug 29, 2016 3:54 am

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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby cyprimus » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:42 am

replace the word mellinial with 'jb' and it works for sloth!!!

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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:04 pm

Curate picks up a petrified branch.

<1344hp 255ma 372mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Knubberub -- 'target fire'
warcry LET'S ROCK!
cast 'damn' fire

<1347hp 256ma 372mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
You warily lead the way ahead of Knubberub.
rescue Rayne
cast 'damn' fire

A Melted Cavern
Exits: North South
(Faint Red Aura) A fire maul titan searches the land for intruders.
Miyamoto the eudaemon arrives from the south.
Knubberub arrives from the south.
Gorka arrives from the south.
Jenna the peri arrives from the south.
Rayne arrives from the south.
Curate arrives from the south.
A chan chu arrives from the south.
Fire arrives from the south.
Ciphersoft arrives from the south.

<1347hp 256ma 369mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Your last warcry hasn't even stopped echoing yet!

<1348hp 257ma 370mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Ok.
Fire screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1348hp 250ma 370mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
You can taste the impending victory!
You skillfully parry the attack of a fire maul titan.
A fire maul titan hates your guts!
Your riposte viciously massacres a fire maul titan.
You report 1472/1478 hp. Change: +158. Need: 6. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<1472hp 251ma 371mv> 100055175532 4944055 99 -15.6 +9 overcast+480 12 +0
But nobody is fighting her?

<1475hp 252ma 372mv> 100055175532 4944055 99 -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Impossible! You can't concentrate enough!

<1475hp 252ma 372mv> 100055175532 4944055 99 -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of a fire maul titan.
Your riposte viciously massacres a fire maul titan.
A fire maul titan misses you with his slash.
A fire maul titan misses you with his hit.
A fire maul titan massacres you to small fragments with his claw.
You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.
A fire maul titan unleashes a deadly blast of freezing cold!
A hail of ice and snow flys from a fire maul titan's hand!
ARRGH! Your body is stiffened by an ice ray, sent by a fire maul titan.
Your group's front line is about to collapse, watch out!
You report 1299/1478 hp. Change: -173. Need: 179. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<1299hp 253ma 372mv> 100055183006 4944055 98 -15.6 +9 overcast+7474 186 +0
Knubberub -- 'oh god :)'

<1299hp 253ma 372mv> 100055183006 4944055 98 -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0
Knubberub -- 'that'


on the next mob:

<1459hp 208ma 371mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Knubberub -- 'target gor'
warcry LET'S ROCK!
cast 'damn' gor

<1460hp 209ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Your last warcry hasn't even stopped echoing yet!

<1460hp 209ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Ok.
Gorka screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1462hp 203ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Knubberub -- 'target gory :)]'
warcry LET'S ROCK!
cast 'damn' gory :)]

<1465hp 204ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Rayne begins to sing 'brothers in valor'.
Your last warcry hasn't even stopped echoing yet!

<1467hp 205ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Nobody here by that name.

<1467hp 205ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
Knubberub -- 'target gory'
Gorka -- 'sniff'

P.S. Also, picture me scrolling aboard Legacy in Canaa, when the boat immediately arrives at the dock, I exit, and miss the angel restore. I forgot to post it here :(

P.P.S. Cyprimus, if you think that picking on one of the few active immorts, who actually fix things, is funny, please reconsider.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:41 am

Zuzu -- 'speaking of scrolls, i have a staff, i dont have a recall'

<565hp 1ma 367mv> 111514945942 440772 89 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Ezekiel disengages himself from an Arcane Ooze!

<568hp 2ma 367mv> 111514945942 440772 89 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of an Arcane Ooze.
An Arcane Ooze's zap bounces off your heavy armor.
An Arcane Ooze's zap bounces off your heavy armor.
You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze's zap.
You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze's zap.
An Arcane Ooze misses you with its zap.
You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.
You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.
You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.
You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.
An Arcane Ooze crushes you with its tightening sheets of magic!
You report 410/1491 hp. Change: -152. Need: 1081. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis, wraithform.

<410hp 3ma 369mv> 111514951507 440772 88 -15.1 +10 indoors+5565 139 +0
give recall z
You try to break the entrapping magical forces, but fail.

<415hp 5ma 370mv> 111514951507 440772 88 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
An Arcane Ooze screams out as it is burned!!!
An Arcane Ooze appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

<418hp 5ma 370mv> 111514951507 440772 88 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
An Arcane Ooze's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
An Arcane Ooze looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!
You skillfully parry the attack of an Arcane Ooze.
Your riposte viciously massacres an Arcane Ooze.
An Arcane Ooze's blow passes right through you with no effect!
You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze's zap.
You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze's zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze's zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
An Arcane Ooze looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!
You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze's zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze's zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
An Arcane Ooze looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!
You have been KILLED!!

<-18hp 6ma 370mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+28867 721 +0
group
Group 'EPIX: forming at west gate' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.39 -18hp 6ma 370mv] chrysoprase/moonstone
(Dead) Zuzu [Cl:9.40 -38hp 6ma 325mv] rhodo|emerald|dplate

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.25 515hp 276ma 353mv] ---
(Dead) Tinx [Ma:4.32 -68hp 0ma 310mv] ---
(Absent) Mage [Ma:4.30 125hp 19ma 233mv] Tourma.Sapph

<-18hp 6ma 370mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Mage -- 'slackers'
Your body returns to solid form.
<-18hp 6ma 370mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
You can't see anything but stars!

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
whe
You are in Ruins of the High Tower. Also in this area are:
Name - Location
-----------------------------------------
Tinx - In a Vault
Ezekiel - A Vault Entrance
Taron - A Vault Entrance
Zuzu - In a Vault

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
group
Group 'EPIX: forming at west gate' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.39 -18hp 6ma 369mv] chrysoprase/moonstone

(Dead) Ezekiel [Ma:8.25 -25hp 276ma 352mv] ---
(Dead) Tinx [Ma:4.32 -68hp 0ma 309mv] ---
(Dead) Zuzu [Cl:9.40 -38hp 6ma 325mv] rhodo|emerald|dplate
(Absent) Mage [Ma:4.30 26hp 42ma 80mv] Tourma.Sapph

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
The 'greater fluidity' spell on you is about to wear off.

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
There are 3 ticks of 5 left on Taron's aegis!
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
You feel yourself floating upward...

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Mage -- 'afk ciggy'

Then Dr raised us. Of course.
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where Briar dies

Postby Teron » Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:45 pm

So we were chopping offlyme and decided to kill Briar.

Here's how it looked:
<1377hp 176ma 189mv> 121830938409 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.
A phantom's claw bounces off Briar the housing developer's heavy armor.
A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.
A phantom's claw bounces off Briar the housing developer's heavy armor.
You are viciously massacred by Briar the housing developer's bite.
That Really did HURT!
Sochi is dead! R.I.P.
You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.
Your cleave bounces off Briar the housing developer's heavy armor.
Your cleave bounces off Briar the housing developer's heavy armor.
Briar the housing developer tries to rise, but is beaten back under a hail of blows.
You report 1033/1420 hp. Change: -304. Need: 387. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1033hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+1824 45 +0
The radiant sphere around your body fades.
gt \c05Aegis\c03 down!

<1034hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
You grouptell: 'mared'

<1034hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
You grouptell: 'Aegis down!'

<1034hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
Suna pauses and slowly returns to his natural form.

<1037hp 177ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
quaf darkness
cast 'restorat' Taron
You get a potion of pure darkness from a kangaroo pouch.
You fumble with the cork, but manage to quaff a potion of pure darkness which dissolves.
You are surrounded by a radiant light.
gt ...\c05Aegis\c03 up...its time to kill!
last player Crumbs
You have a righteous feeling!
A dark haze precipitates around your body.

<1037hp 177ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0
A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.
A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.
A phantom's claw bounces off Briar the housing developer's heavy armor.
A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.
You are viciously massacred by Briar the housing developer's bite.
That Really did HURT!
Briar the housing developer looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You are viciously massacred by Briar the housing developer's bite.
That Really did HURT!
You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.
Briar the housing developer clambers onto his feet.
You report 298/1420 hp. Change: -735. Need: 1122. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<298hp 177ma 190mv> 121830967125 1635978 6 -14.6 -1 indoors+26892 672 +0
Mage waves to you.


He was pretty small exp for the damage:
Briar the housing developer is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 42948124 experience points as your share.
You gain 12025474 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!
You gain 5917264 bonus experience!
Crumbs receives 33698708 experience points.
Belrath receives 32439104 experience points.
Suna receives 42948124 experience points.
Curate receives 33698708 experience points.
Mage receives 23579232 experience points.
Fandral receives 21839780 experience points.
Sochi receives 37397872 experience points.
Total exp for kill is 268549652.

Your blood freezes as you hear Briar the housing developer's death cry.

Hovel disappeared on loot.
He had 120k gold.

Do not recommend.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:52 pm

Sochi -- 'Sochi 19 chops'
Sochi -- 'Sochi 20 chops'
Sochi -- 'Mage 6 chops'
Sochi -- 'Taron 17 chops'
Sochi -- 'Taron 18 chops'
You grouptell: 'must. catch. sochi'

...

Sochi -- 'Taron 20 chops'
Sochi -- 'Sochi 21 chops'
You grouptell: 'doh'
You grouptell: 'sochi is one head ahead of me'
You grouptell: 'someone plz fix that'

...

As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Sochi's neck!
Sochi stops playing.
Sochi is dead! R.I.P.
You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.

<1478hp 527ma 367mv> 142658124170 679986 30 -15.1 +9 indoors+42654 1066 +0
You charge and bash into hulking horror of the night.
bash
Hulking horror of the night staggers.
Curate -- 'Taron chopped Sochi'

<1478hp 529ma 367mv> 142658124350 679986 30 -15.1 +9 indoors+180 4 +0
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Hulking horror of the night's beat bounces off your heavy armor.
Hulking horror of the night's beat bounces off your heavy armor.
Hulking horror of the night misses you with his beat.
You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night's beat.
You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night's beat.
You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night's beat.
You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night's bite.
You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.
You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.
You report 1274/1478 hp. Change: -158. Need: 204. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1274hp 531ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+3535 88 +0
Knubberub gossips-- '12 hours ago yes'

<1274hp 531ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
gt YES
Curate -- 'grats'

<1277hp 532ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
You grouptell: 'YES'

<1280hp 533ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0
gt one head shorter
You grouptell: 'one head shorter'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:35 pm

As Reality hits a giant spiked lizard with a large curved scimitar it shatters into thousands of pieces.
BROKE SPEC!
You brutally massacre a giant spiked lizard with your cleave.
You cut off a giant spiked lizard's limb!
say Now let's see if you have something else other than limbs!
Limb number 7644 is flying again
You viciously massacre a giant spiked lizard with your cleave.
An eerie aura emanates from your weapon, as a giant spiked lizard closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!
You brutally massacre a giant spiked lizard with your cleave.
You report 745/1355 hp. Change: -87. Need: 610. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<745hp 157ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+239788 5994 +0
Sochi -- 'Reality broke chopper'

<745hp 157ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+0 0 +0
Sochi -- 'Taron 144 chops'
You say 'Now let's see if you have something else other than limbs!'

<745hp 157ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+0 0 +0
Fandral utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!
You report 954/1355 hp. Change: +209. Need: 401. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<954hp 158ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+0 0 +0
Sochi slaps Reality.

<960hp 159ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+0 0 +0
give large real
Sochi wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off Reality's head!
Reality is dead! R.I.P.
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Where Sochi doesn't let Reality go

Postby Teron » Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:01 pm

Reality -- 'btw last run for me'

<809hp 604ma 367mv> 148121412742 4418795 56 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
There are 4 ticks of 5 left on Taron's aegis!
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<812hp 604ma 367mv> 148121412742 4418795 56 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0
gt nod
Shinja cuts a limb off of the cook!!!!
You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.
The cook misses you with his pound.
The cook misses you with his pound.
The cook misses you with his pound.
The cook misses you with his pound.
The cook misses you with his hit.
The cook misses you with his crush.
You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.
You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.
You cut off the cook's limb!
say Anyone needs a spare limb? I've got plenty!
Limb number 7651 is flying again
You viciously massacre the cook with your cleave.
You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.

<818hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoors+23029 575 +0
You grouptell: 'nod'

<818hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0
Sochi -- 'Taron 152 chops'

<822hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoorsYou say 'Anyone needs a spare limb? I've got plenty!'

<822hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0
You massacre the cook to small fragments with your cleave.
The cook misses you with his pound.
The cook misses you with his pound.
The cook misses you with his pound.
The cook misses you with his hit.
The cook misses you with his pound.
Sochi wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off Reality's head!
Reality is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
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