limmerick

[*juggleblood*]

A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane

[Thraxas]

Little Willie was a chemist.
Little Willie is no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.

[Thraxas]

[quote="juggleblood":h05uquj8]A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane[/quote:h05uquj8]

What did the CIA agent do when he found his room was bugged?

He sprayed it with DDT.

[reboog]

limericks not only
require rhythm, but rhyme
shove it up your arse

[jezer]

[quote="reboog":526rp7nx]limericks not only
require rhythm, but rhyme
shove it up your arse[/quote:526rp7nx]

Your my hero Reboog!

[*juggleblood*]

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

The compounds of sodium are great,
If you can tell the chloride from chlorate.
The one makes fried chips
Taste good on your lips
The other clears weed from your gate.

[Thraxas]

Silicon has a role as a semi-
Conductor in PCs that many
Enjoy for a game,
Mail, net, book a plane -
And these small chips are now ten a penny.

[Thraxas]

Molarity, Molarity
needent be the cause of your confusion
molarity, molarity
just the moles per liter of solution!