As a suggestion: Give the primer some decent stats and max level 8 restrcited so its not the first item dropped by newbies. Also give it a desc like 'read me' and then review the contents of it to give a series of bullet point helpful statements that guide the noob in common questions. e.g.
What is a newbie primer: This primer as well as containing these helpful notes can be equipped as +4Dex -3ac body armor (best in game) but can only be used upto level 8, it also has the ability to teleport you to the newbie school, see below.
Is this a roleplay mud: No
Is pkilling allowed: No
Where can I find food and drink: In your starter pack (l in pack, get food pack, eat food)
Why do I get drunk when I drink my waterskin: No idea ... perhaps the imms are evil
What happens when I die: your corpse lies where you died you return to the recall point with 1hp 1ma see help dead for more info
Can I quit anywhere: No you must rent at an inn
Where are the recall points: There is one recall point per continent, these are shown on town maps sold in map shop
Is there a new player guide: Yes help newbie ot go to
http://www.slothmud.org/etc.
Can I talk to other players: Yes using newbie gossip say and tell commands
What should I kill: see
http://www.slothmud.org/newbiekillareas for a guide
Does this mud have deathtraps: Deathtraps that kill you and wipe your equipment No, however some rooms do have harmful effects / procs
Who is Splork: good question wish I knew
Are there area maps anywhere: yes see http:// etc
Is there a newbie school: yes type help newbieschool for instructions and a free teleport to the school entrance (only works while you have the primer in your inv or equipped)
Even this is probably too much to put on the primer but would give a quick start to a player ... also would be good to see primers sold in shops in case a newbie loses theirs.
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