Reportedly the great, great, great... uh, very great ancestor of the Mayan ciivilization was found last week (he was in a piggly wiggly buying tobacco). The Mayan was asked about 2012, and how the Mayans prophecy stated that the end of the world would come.
"Oh, no. I'm afraid you've lost something in the translation. It's just the day when the people of the world realize how rediculous real TV is and it is banned from television stations, thus creating world peace."
There you have it, folks. 2012... end of reality TV... peace on earth.
-Toxis