Funny Spam in Mana Pools

[Yinao]

A mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A mana eel zaps you extremely hard.
A small mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A small mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A small mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A small mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A small mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A small mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A small mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A small mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A small mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A small mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A small mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A small mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A mana eel swims into the room from the south.
A mana eel sees you, and attacks!
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A mana eel hates your guts!
You pound A mana eel extremely hard.
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
A small mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A small mana eel zaps you extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A small mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A small mana eel zaps you extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A mana eel misses you with his zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A mana eel misses you with his zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
A mana eel massacres you to small fragments with his zap.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!
Lie still; you are DEAD!!!

Cackle

[Virus]

<1000hp 412ma 355mv>
Widow tells you 'I'll rina, you raise?'

<1000hp 416ma 359mv>
tell widow ok
You tell Widow 'ok'

<1000hp 419ma 362mv>
Widow begins to sing 'rina cruinne'.
Widow's song helps you to concentrate on your prayers for the dead.

<1000hp 421ma 363mv>
raise yinao
Ok.
Yinao has been raised from the dead!
You raise Yinao from the dead!
Yinao reports 1/843 hp. Change: -430. Need: 842. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1000hp 357ma 365mv>[AC:-3.7 AL:-3][+16D +15H][+60hpr +46mr][EXP:2,197,096,357]
Yinao -- '*Valkyrie* I'm up, thanks!'