why I love chop.

[alias]

<1234hp 89ma 208mv> 112,275 -10
You massacre Captain Torrid to small fragments with your slash.
Captain Torrid viciously massacres Van with his pound.
Captain Torrid misses Van with his pound.
Captain Torrid viciously massacres Van with his pound.
Captain Torrid viciously massacres Van with his pound.
Captain Torrid viciously massacres Van with his pound.
You massacre Captain Torrid to small fragments with your slash.
You miss Captain Torrid with your slash.
You massacre Captain Torrid to small fragments with your slash.
You miss Captain Torrid with your slash.
Van massacres Captain Torrid to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres Captain Torrid to small fragments with his slash.
Van swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
That Really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<57hp 89ma 208mv> 112,275 -10


Van loves me, he's a weak chopper.

[Vixn]

Nah, seems you just have 2 heads

[Autolycos]

all that new fancy armor plating on Van unfortunately gets in the way of the windows... your lucky he can barely see through the portholes or you woulda been deadified!!

[Leaf]

Going to guess your Monk's dam reduce kept you alive and not morted
to -6

[brady]

That'll teach you to waste time on the company nickel.

[alias]

where do you -6 from I was at 54 thats far from morted sir.

[Autolycos]

[quote="alias":397pch6o]where do you -6 from I was at 54 thats far from morted sir.[/quote:397pch6o]

You have to be able to translate Will-ese...

Unfortunately it requires years of training to deal with morons... The long fabled Brand-to-English dictionary can help with some of the simpler on the fly translations.

The best thing when conferring with Will is to just humor him, nod a few times and then stab him in the neck...

[Weasel]

[quote="Autolycos":v7de5ip6]The best thing when conferring with Will is to just humor him, nod a few times and then stab him in the neck...[/quote:v7de5ip6]

the neck? why not the face?

[Autolycos]

cause if he closes his eyes.. he thinks he can hide

[Weasel]

ROFL ok, that actually makes perfect sense, all things considered.

[Leaf]

Haha good one Jason :p

No I was saying when its a head chop u get morted to -6 (if I recall correctly).
So thats y I said ur monk dam reduced didn't put u at -6. Unless it was changed.

[alias]

Ares swings his mighty blade, cutting into your abdomen and spilling intestines.


first time I saw that...was fun.

[Autolycos]

[quote="alias":1v90peyi]Ares swings his mighty blade, cutting into your abdomen and spilling intestines.

first time I saw that...was fun.[/quote:1v90peyi]

i expect you to clean it up too