a song

[kjartan]

Hi all, here is a song I recently posted on mudconnect. You can see that while I am occasionally sarcastic at you guys, I at least don't compose songs of it, so you are getting off relatively easily.

Here is the original post. While it's an ad for another mud, somehow I suspect we aren't in danger of losing many players to them:
[quote:2ry7p56r]
We are in need of a level headed coder
one who knows what they are doin, one who doesnt
mind a bit of a challenge.
we are an awesome mud just lackin a coder
who knows classes and etc.
We have a Head Coder spot open atm at our lil slice of
mud heaven what mud you say??

Chaotic Nightmare is based upon a modified diku/merc codebase.
That is always being enhanced.Our Immortals are friendly
and willing to help the player get a feel for the Mud.
All our Immortals have either played MUD's for years,
and or help develop some of the hottest MUD's around.
We know what its like being new,and what it takes to,
make a MUD fun.Unlike other muds we dont do Pwipes,
every other month or so.We are a pure pk,pure fun,
mud.

We Offer the following classes:

angels,battlemage,demon,drow,lich,
samurai,shapeshifter,spider-droid,
tanar'ri,undead knight,vampire,
monk,werewolf,dragon,phoenix,shinobi
zombie,truemage.And will be adding more soon.

We also have arena's where a player fights
other players and wins a prize.
We also have HH where double exp
and double class points can be gained

New features are always under construction.
Our MUD is VERY STABLE, we go a long time without
a crash and downtime is VERY limited. We are looking
for player's who want to have a ton of fun!
and help Chaotic Nightmare become the best MUD around
Try us today!! enigma.dune.net 9025

ASK for AcidRane,
[/quote:2ry7p56r]

And here's my song
[quote:2ry7p56r]
I think you might get more bites if you phrased it like this:

Level-Headed Coder
(Sung to the tune of Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman")

I'm lookin' for a level-headed coder,
One who knows what they are doin',
And if I find my level-headed coder
Our awesome mud'll be worth reviewin', yes, yes, yes.

I'm lookin' for a level-headed coder,
One who knows classes and etc,
And if I find my level-headed coder,
Then you'll see what Chaotic Nightmare begets, yes, yes, yes.

I know a lot of fancy hackers,
People who can program pure pk,
But I just want those who aren't slackers,
The ones who ask 'what mud you say??'

I know ... what it takes to make a MUD fun:
No pwipes will be done each month or two.
We know ... what it's like being new
Our downtime's limited to
each month or two.

I'm lookin' for a level-headed coder,
To work on classes ten-and-seven,
And if I find my level-headed coder,
We'll be a little slice of mud heaven.
[/quote:2ry7p56r]

[13]

sloth-mud is the king of the hill
its worse than a beer or a shot or a pill
its keep me warm late at night
i think about when i turn out the light


nia sucks a wang, yes its true
hectordark sucked worse, indeedy do
i got an 18 strength and the SoDK
see me comin' motherfucker, get out of my way