So, when you cast 'locate object' and you hit your limit in number of objects located, for example because you tried to locate "scroll" or something, it says "You are confused." But then, there aren't any actual symptoms of being confused. So, I was thinking it might be nice if you had say 30 seconds of actual confusion, issuing wrong commands, casting the wrong spells, wandering around aimlessly, babbling, etc. Are you guys gonna freak out if I do this?
And then once we have a good confusion effect, it's time for some umber hulks.
Incidentally, I've been fiddling with locate, it now in theory shouldn't show bogus items and yet shouldn't lag the mud, and it has small chances, especially on masterful casts, of giving you some extra info like, I dunno, what continent or zone something's on or even very rarely who has it. I think there's a bug in the who-has-it (which doesn't come up much) that will sometimes say (null), that's fixed next crash or reboot.