those crazy researchers

[Alberich]

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/06/g ... tists.html

[quote:2imz9xv7] GAMING WORLD ROCKED AS SCIENTISTS DISCOVER TWO NEW COLOURS OF GAY
A development by scientists working on how best to regulate internet insults this week has led to a discovery that could possibly blow the whole field wide open. It was previously believed that the gay spectrum was divided up from the bottom into two halves - the gay and the uber-gay - with each half further divided into "Gay" and "Ghey," and each of these divided into subsections of "Gay" and "Teh Gay."

"The forthcoming generation of gaming devices is threatening to take things out of our hands," said Prof. DarkVejitto9-11 MA(hons) - Professor of Gay with Special Responsibility For How Much Things Suck On A Scale Of One To Ten - at a press conference. "Previously the field stood on relatively solid ground. Everyone agrees that the Gamecube was definitively teh uber-ghey. I mean, Mario Sunshine? Gay. Pikmin? Gay. That animal thing? Gay. I'll admit that that Eternal Evil thing where you kept hallucinating your own death was pretty sweet, and at least it had a version of Splinter Cell - but the light sourcing on that was completely gay. [/quote:2imz9xv7]

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That's ******* hilarious man.