Crash?

[Shara]

Foxy lady!

Well, if you get bored of that, we can go kill grymlyns!

sing 'cry of the avatar' grymlyn
sw
sing 'cry of the avatar' grymlyn
cast 'blindness' foxy
sse
sing 'cry of the avatar' grymlyn
wnn
cast 'web' foxy
poke foxy
dance foxy
recite recall

[foxy]

West Gate
get shara-mask cloak
wear shara-mask
l lieutenant
slap lieutenant
flee
scan
2w
slap sash
flee
(go around town;visit every sash;repeat slap sash;flee)
rem shara-mask
put shara-mask cloak
get fishing-pole cloak
wear all
cast 'gate' shara
ent portal
smi shara
give fishing-pole shara
push shara portal
cast 'closing weave' portal
stare

hee hee hee

[Shara]

West Gate
t foxy !!!
t foxy Thanks! )
rest
castout
reelin
stand
bounce;bounce;bounce
castout
reelin
frown
castout
reelin
castout
reelin
l sash
blink
flee
l sash
blonk
flee
gos Why does the sash patrol in BH hate me?
t foxy I got 3 fishies! Yay!

[Autolycos]

*snicker

lo shara
lo foxy

lo
foxy
shara
red sash [6]
patrol leader

fol shara

ca 'dispel' shara
ca 'dispel' foxy

ca 'mass web'
ca 'firestorm'

cackle
flee

[Poodle]

Wow, I guess it's a good thing I gave up last night and went and watch Kong. Been 15 Hours since I was last on, I'm getting the shakes, I got circles around my eyes, I can't sit still. Someone help. I might start acting sloth out in real life. If my town ends up being slaughtered by hordes of wraiths followed by the insane cackle of an undead poodle, it wasn't me, I never posted this, and you never saw me.

However If I pop a spellshield book I'll try to somehow get it back into sloth, anything anyone wants me to keep an eye out for in my hometown?

[tincts]

Yeah doggie I'm hanging out for some dwarvish rations if you find some. Cheers.

[Poodle]

I woke up this morning and came downstairs scared as hell. I started hearing all these chirping noises, and saw brightness outside. I don't know if this is just an adverse side affect of playing Sloth too much but, I think there's a whole world outside of these walls! Everything is in color, and has shape and form! I cannot see the coding behind it all, but it's quite frightening. My magic seems not to work, I cannot summon my juju, and I can't see who else is currently in this world, there's no 'who' list of any sort. If anyone can tell me what's going on, I'd really appreciate it.

[Autolycos]

[quote="tincts":x62n0t13]Yeah doggie I'm hanging out for some dwarvish rations if you find some. Cheers.[/quote:x62n0t13]

just in case someone might have missed this.

I would like to point out that it was Tincts 10th post, little pup has now made it to double digits

[12345]

[quote="Poodle":b6z6y8t9]My magic seems not to work, I cannot summon my juju, and I can't see who else is currently in this world, there's no 'who' list of any sort. If anyone can tell me what's going on, I'd really appreciate it.[/quote:b6z6y8t9]

Your magic is just different. You'll find that you have running water and can ride around in a self-proprelled steel box. If you're looking for the 'who list', that would be the phone book, you can generally find it somewhere near the phone. You can still 'tell' people using the phone, but complete strangers won't be nearly as helpful as they are on sloth. Breathing heavy might get you a quick visit from the police... which is the real life version of the sash.

Just some quick pointers, I don't recommend trying to use your fly spell or your water breathing spells... they'll just end badly. You can improvise the fireball spell using an natural gas or oil lines in your house... but I don't recommend that either. Sticking a screwdriver into the holes in the walls will improvise the lightning bolt spells... I don't really recommend that either.

As far as undeads, I'm sure there's at least one cemetary near you somewhere, you can probably get it's address, or the address of a good funeral home out of that phone book thing (locate object spell) and get there in the metal box (mount). If you manage to raise a corpse... let me know. If you try and are unsucessful, be prepared to spend a lot of time in jail. Protection from Evil might be a handy spell to have there, but I doubt it will work.

Best of luck

[13]

YOU FUC KING PUSSIES! I HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE OCTOBER!!

[Poodle]

My who list only shows players in the surrounding areas, Do I need to find a higher level version of the phone book for 'World Who?'. Also I managed to retreive a corpse form a graveyard, but could not animate it. To adjust for this loss, I attached it to strings and hung into from a tree outside, when the wind blows just right, it appears to be lumbering around under the tree. It will not whoever obey any commands, I can not banish it, and It did not assist me in the fight against the sparrow that attacked my while tying the strings off.

The steel box thing does not move when I say 'Ya', I figured it may be tired or hungry, So I attempted to feed it by shoving fresh fruits down a hole I found under the 'Lid' On the front of the box. It sounded even worse than when I started...

If anyone knows if I can access Matterhorn from Medina, OH I'd appreciate it. I think I may be able to Solo Ygol with this little green round thing I found in my dad's old army boxes. It appears to have some sort of pin in it, that, once removed, cuases a short timer to go off. At the end of the timer I've noticed a chemical reaction within this device that creates a rather large explosion. I feel I might be able to pop a few extra Staffs of Entwined Serpents. If anyone needs one let me know, I have about 50 of these little round things, I think that'd be enough to cycle him for hours on end.

[Mosaix]

This has been the longest running time that Autolycos hasnt been dead. Its a new world record. Warning to Auto, if you die in this world its for real. So stay indoors as much as possible!!!! Dont touch anything, especially if its sharp or loaded.

This morning I built a dwarven broad axe out of wrapping paper tubes and packaging tape. A black sharpie works nice to put in your own etchings on the axe.

I created a new mage spell called "stinky bastard". You simply eat 5 cans of refried beans, 4 raw eggs, and an order of fried onion rings.
It works like an area spell, and from practice I can already clear out 3 city blocks in one casting.

With additional practice and a lighter, the spell "stinky bastard" could also be used as Firewind. Though if you fail the spell its gonna burn bad.

Happy real life mudding.

Mosaix

[brand]

[quote="13":2lebc02i]YOU FUC KING PUSSIES! I HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE OCTOBER!![/quote:2lebc02i]

it was like a part of me just died on that day in october.
or maybe it was a day in december?

[Rodek]

Either the box is down, or the network is down. Jake put in a support ticket, hopefully it will be resolved shortly.

[12345]

Last time this happened, didn't they give another box our address? I don't relish the thought that the game is still up. Sailing back and forth on the boats is one thing, but others could easily be stuck much worse.

Either way, I think I needed Jake's help to recover my group's stuff from the ants on Irap. Was quite the mess.