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Postby Yasik2 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:45 am

When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolizes other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.

There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended. When the elevator door opened another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.

The doctor said: "That was the woman i just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn't you see the red wristband she was wearing?"

The woman smiled and raised her arm: "Something like this?"
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Postby Rynquald » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:42 am

Actually, we do have native animals other than birds. There are fish, insects and other invertebrates, reptiles, amphibians, land mammals(only bats), marine mammals, and of course birds.
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Postby jezer » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:21 am

[quote:2cqm0x1p]With the exception of two species of bat, no indigenous mammals are native to New Zealand. The only other wild mammals at present are those that have been introduced and they are usually considered as pests. These includes deer, goats, pigs, rabbits, weasels, ferrets, and the Australian opossum, as well as domesticated animals such as dogs and cats. New Zealand contains no snakes and has only one poisonous spider called the Katipo, which is related to the Australian Redback. The Katipo is very rare and its bite is never lethal.[/quote:2cqm0x1p]

So there you have it, we got two... that's if Ryn's alt hasn't triple stabbed them all between then and the posting of this! :twisted: Someone needs to tell him these ones won't repop! :twisted:
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Postby brady » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:25 pm

??


A tiny stream of gnomish spirits squirts into the eyes of a female green dragon, blinding her!
Theca places the cinquedeas in the back of a female green dragon, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
A female green dragon's wound turns black from poison on Theca's blade.
Theca places the cinquedeas in the back of a female green dragon, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!

<394hp 33ma 102mv>

cast 'blindne' female
Eta utters the words, 'noselacri'
Ok.
A female green dragon seems to be blinded!
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Postby Tap » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:54 pm

2 sets of eyes, mystery solved. Lets get back to annoying animals. That weasel on South Park was hilarious.
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Postby alias » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:32 pm

Been that way for quite some time...the proc gives it a chance to blind but the mob can still save, thus u can still blind it.
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Postby Tap » Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:56 pm

Be glad death is more permanent.Killing something then having it still brutally massacre you after death would <deleted> nvm, don't wanan give the Imm's any ideas....
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Postby 12345 » Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:11 pm

Is there a Scientologist in the house that could claim copyright on Tap?
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Postby jezer » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:40 pm

What the heck is it with New Zealanders, Animals and the police at the moment..? probably just Australian media...

[quote:3jp2cltc]A NEW Zealand man has been charged with assault after he threw a hedgehog at a teenage boy.

"It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks,'' police sergeant Bruce Jenkins told the Herald on Sunday.

Shortly after throwing the animal, William Singalargh, 27, of Whakatane was arrested for assaulting the 15-year-old with a weapon.

It is not known whether the hedgehog. was dead or alive at the time, but it was dead after the incident when it was collected as evidence, the paper said.

Mr Singalargh's lawyer Rebecca Plunket told the paper that her client would deny the charge, which carries a maximum five-year prison sentence, when he reappears in court on April 17. [/quote:3jp2cltc]

No doubt 4 years for killing a pesky hedgehog, and 1 year for assaulting a person with a deadly weapon... man this world is screwed up.

When I came here to post this I typed... http://www.slothmug.org... and I thought to myself, you know... that about sums it all up...
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Postby jezer » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:46 pm

If it were a weasel and not a hedgehog he killed...

He woulda got 1 year for the assault, and reduced sentence for killing da weasel! :twisted:
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Postby Weasel » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:32 am

prepare to die ...by hedgehog!
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Postby Tap » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:45 pm

[quote:209j1hh5]12345
PostPosted: Apr 06, 2008 - 01:11 PM Post subject: RE: random comments about nothing in particular
Is there a Scientologist in the house that could claim copyright on Tap?[/quote:209j1hh5]

Look 12345, I wish you would stick to one name. Either direct your stupid asinine comments as 12345 or your other post name Yasik/Yasik2. Now having making that small and simple request that even you should be able to comprehend, allow me to also ask you to stfu and bugger off.

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Postby jezer » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:12 pm

Announcing New Sloth Player Difficulty Settings! (Doom Style...)

Easy: 1, You pick up 7342 drachma from the corpse of the...
Normal: 2, You lost concentration!
Hard: 3, You are Brutally Massacred by the kobolds Slice!
Elite: 4, You feel very sick! <20hp 1ma 1mv>
Insane: 5, Lucifer is Dead R.I.P! You gain 2xp as your share. There was 1 coin, your share is 0.
Impossible: 6, Lie still! You are Perm DEAD! :-(

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Postby Yasik2 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:52 am

[quote="Tap":1ouuskt2]Look 12345, I wish you would stick to one name. Either direct your stupid asinine comments as 12345 or your other post name Yasik/Yasik2.[/quote:1ouuskt2]

Now this is insulting!
My unique and original style can't be counterfeited !
Your statement (or rather blind conjecture) proves that you are not so observant...

Pic about you:

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Postby Weasel » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:40 am

Can you believe this sh*t - Paris Hilton has been accepted to Harvard University... she never even passed her high school diploma, and had to sit GED in order to get it, known drug abuser, has a criminal record and has done jail time, yet Harvard takes her in.. fack Harvard, that so devalues their degree program. Meanwhile other people who score hugely on GMATs and already have graduate degrees don't get in because they're not from some wealthy family. Elitist a55holes. I really despise Paris Hilton, she is made a role model yet she represents everything wrong with youth today - believe they're entitled to everything, are not willing to lift a finger to earn anything, and are dumb as a bag of hammers. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic. And what's the bet, like G W Bush (who actually was rejected by state university before he went to ivy-league), she wont do any work, miss most of her lectures, and yet will somehow manage to pass with the minimum required C average, which will be awarded to her because she's a Hilton. WTF? Slap that b*tch.
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