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by brand » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:01 pm
A goat-faced troll hates your guts!
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound, as you place Werewindle in his back.
As you remove Werewindle it sprays a toxin, blinding a goat-faced troll!
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound, as you place Werewindle in his back.
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place Werewindle in his back!
A goat-faced troll is dead! R.I.P.
Total exp for kill is 680071.
Your blood freezes as you hear a goat-faced troll's death cry.
You get gold coins from the corpse of a goat-faced troll that's on the ground.
There were 4210 coins.
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound, as you place Werewindle in his back.
As you remove Werewindle it sprays a toxin, blinding a goat-faced troll!
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound, as you place Werewindle in his back.
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place Werewindle in his back!
A goat-faced troll is dead! R.I.P.
Total exp for kill is 680071.
Your blood freezes as you hear a goat-faced troll's death cry.
You get gold coins from the corpse of a goat-faced troll that's on the ground.
There were 4210 coins.
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by Hades » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:30 am
[b:39ijiz5u][size=150:39ijiz5u] Men fillet Charlie the Tuna statue in Oregon[/size:39ijiz5u][/b:39ijiz5u]
CHARLESTON, Ore. - It turns out the fate of Charlie the Tuna of Charleston, Ore., was sorry indeed. The 8-foot Monterey cypress sculpture that used to greet visitors to the coastal fishing town was filleted by two young men who stole it as a prank and then, panicked they would be found out, took chain saws to it.
[b:39ijiz5u]Not that Charlie would have lasted much longer anyway, the town learned, what with the way bugs and rot had hollowed out his innards.[/b:39ijiz5u]
The statue stood beside the South Slough Bridge into Charleston until Mark Santos and Marvin Terry Jr. swiped it last month.
"We had planned to wait a little while and then leave Charlie in a random place in town where he could be returned unharmed," they said in an apology letter published in The World of Coos Bay.
But someone tipped off sheriff's deputies, who started nosing around. Santos and Terry rushed to their hiding place and tried to move Charlie. But the statue wouldn't fit in their truck.
[b:39ijiz5u]"We decided to chop him up so we could move him," they said. "This was not pre-planned."[/b:39ijiz5u]
Deputies caught them in the act and charged them with theft and criminal mischief.
Mel Campbell of the merchants association had painted Charlie many times over the years — he was in blue with an orange hat, after the StarKist ads' Charlie.
Santos has paid her a visit, and Campbell is asking for leniency.
"This was just a terrible, dumb, stupid prank that went absolutely wrong," she said.
A wake is planned Saturday at the town's visitors center. The Wild Women of Charleston and the Tuna Guys will offer musical moments.[b:39ijiz5u] The remains are to be burned and buried at the center.[/b:39ijiz5u]
[quote:39ijiz5u]Mourners are invited to share stories about Charlie, and tuna recipes[/quote:39ijiz5u]
CHARLESTON, Ore. - It turns out the fate of Charlie the Tuna of Charleston, Ore., was sorry indeed. The 8-foot Monterey cypress sculpture that used to greet visitors to the coastal fishing town was filleted by two young men who stole it as a prank and then, panicked they would be found out, took chain saws to it.
[b:39ijiz5u]Not that Charlie would have lasted much longer anyway, the town learned, what with the way bugs and rot had hollowed out his innards.[/b:39ijiz5u]
The statue stood beside the South Slough Bridge into Charleston until Mark Santos and Marvin Terry Jr. swiped it last month.
"We had planned to wait a little while and then leave Charlie in a random place in town where he could be returned unharmed," they said in an apology letter published in The World of Coos Bay.
But someone tipped off sheriff's deputies, who started nosing around. Santos and Terry rushed to their hiding place and tried to move Charlie. But the statue wouldn't fit in their truck.
[b:39ijiz5u]"We decided to chop him up so we could move him," they said. "This was not pre-planned."[/b:39ijiz5u]
Deputies caught them in the act and charged them with theft and criminal mischief.
Mel Campbell of the merchants association had painted Charlie many times over the years — he was in blue with an orange hat, after the StarKist ads' Charlie.
Santos has paid her a visit, and Campbell is asking for leniency.
"This was just a terrible, dumb, stupid prank that went absolutely wrong," she said.
A wake is planned Saturday at the town's visitors center. The Wild Women of Charleston and the Tuna Guys will offer musical moments.[b:39ijiz5u] The remains are to be burned and buried at the center.[/b:39ijiz5u]
[quote:39ijiz5u]Mourners are invited to share stories about Charlie, and tuna recipes[/quote:39ijiz5u]
Burn baby burn !!!
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by PolkAdotS » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:31 pm
You guys hear about that big-ass shark that killed that swimmer in California a few months ago? I feel bad for the swimmer.
There will be no further room for improvement past the toilet plunger-handle.
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by firebrand » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:30 pm
[quote="PolkAdotS":2z1v8j3l]You guys hear about that big-ass shark that killed that swimmer in California a few months ago? I feel bad for the swimmer.[/quote:2z1v8j3l]
poor shark! i hope it doesn't get a stomach ache from eating tainted food
"you are putting me down now?" -boris --> balto
poor shark! i hope it doesn't get a stomach ache from eating tainted food
"you are putting me down now?" -boris --> balto
Yeah bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference and gets stupified.
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by Tap » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:45 pm
[color=yellow:jxgdso2y][size=150:jxgdso2y]Man uses Barbie fishing rod to make record catch [/size:jxgdso2y][/color:jxgdso2y]
ELKIN, N.C. - David Hayes' granddaughter just ask him to hold her Barbie rod and reel while she went to the bathroom. He did. And seconds later he landed the state record channel catfish at 21 pounds, 1 ounce.
Alyssa's father had bought the pink Barbie fishing rod for Christmas and she had caught a few bluegill before her grandfather hauled in the catfish.
The Winston-Salem Journal reported the catch Aug. 5 in eastern Wilkes County has been certified as a record by the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission.
Hayes and his granddaughter have been fishing in the pond behind his house since she was big enough to hold a pole.
Hayes said his granddaughter worried he would break her rod. He landed the 21-pound fish on a 6-pound test line. It was 32 inches long, 2 inches longer than the rod.
[img:jxgdso2y]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080821/capt.0b0720edf2904657a82f4ce51694da44.barbie_fishing_record_ny133.jpg[/img:jxgdso2y]
ELKIN, N.C. - David Hayes' granddaughter just ask him to hold her Barbie rod and reel while she went to the bathroom. He did. And seconds later he landed the state record channel catfish at 21 pounds, 1 ounce.
Alyssa's father had bought the pink Barbie fishing rod for Christmas and she had caught a few bluegill before her grandfather hauled in the catfish.
The Winston-Salem Journal reported the catch Aug. 5 in eastern Wilkes County has been certified as a record by the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission.
Hayes and his granddaughter have been fishing in the pond behind his house since she was big enough to hold a pole.
Hayes said his granddaughter worried he would break her rod. He landed the 21-pound fish on a 6-pound test line. It was 32 inches long, 2 inches longer than the rod.
[img:jxgdso2y]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080821/capt.0b0720edf2904657a82f4ce51694da44.barbie_fishing_record_ny133.jpg[/img:jxgdso2y]
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