S.M.A.C. (sloth mud anglers club)

[Autolycos]

YIPPON! point made

[brand]

Corwin sponsered this player for s.M.A.c..
but we just had to pass.
here's his tryout video

[url:1rapcynd]http://www.fazed.org/video/embed/?id=87[/url:1rapcynd]

brand

[*juggleblood*]

Access to the requested URL is not allowed!


الوصول الى هذاه السفحة غير مسموح

It must be bad..the sites been banned by the Saudi Government web censors.

[osric]

If Corwin says he should be in, he probably shouldn't! Oh and he fishes like old people ****!

[osric]

Now I've been censored, by a similar authority to the Saudi government, Sloth!

[osric]

SMAC its more of a lifestyle than a clan!

[Corwin]

if intrested plz contact me or brand or osric

[Zing]

I caught a sand shark e of the BH south docks. Wasn't too big.

[Yasik]

[size=150:u82izmfb]What teh hell this tons of spam is about after all?[/size:u82izmfb]

[Mystery]

It seems water interferes with clone spell as confirmed by photo below. Please
adjust techniques accordingly.

[img:slh14wcx]http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/siamese_pike062206a.jpg[/img:slh14wcx]

[Hades]

http://www.crackmuffin.com/html/Sea-Monster.html

[brand]

a minute during the last sMAc meeting

Corwin: And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July-

Brand: August.

Corwin: -August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little DoW member-

Weasel: And she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all.

Corwin: -And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things-

Osric: Raisin oatmeal.

Corwin: -Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty."

Luke: …Tree-fitty.

Corwin: Well, it was about that time that I notice that DoW member was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

Choong: The Loch Ness monster.

Corwin: I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!" It said, "how about just two-fitty?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"

Mystery: Lord, he was angry.

Corwin: Damn right, I was angry!

Weed: Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.

Corwin: Aah, shut your mouth, woman!


and the real deal is even better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-hOdMxfj0

[Medios]

Actually what happened, Daedalus was sellin cookies with her daughter. She came to your house , got offended, shapeshifted into a seadragon and slaughtered your whole clan.

That joke started with Chris Rock in "Im gonna get you sucka"

Crackhead: How much for an order of ribs?
Chef : two fitty.
Crackhead: How many ribs come with dat?
Chef : Bout five ribs.
Crackhead: two fitty, five ribs, thats 50 cent a rib. Lemme get one rib.
Chef : (Yells back to kitchen) One order of ribs.
Crackhead: Nah nah just one rib.
Chef : One rib what.
Crackhead: How much for a small drink?
Chef : fitty cent
Crackhead: Can I stick my head under the fountain for 10 cent?
Chef : No
Crackhead: Pour it in my hands for five cent?
Chef : No
Kitchen : Order of ribs up.
Chef : Thatll be two fitty.
Crackhead: Got change for a hundred?

Mike

[Autolycos]

wow...

i bet they almost lasted 5 whole minutes against her

[brady]

And Chrissy was the one with the gold fish in her shoes...