Pirate Cyber

[13]

welcome to five years ago. that bninja shit used to slay me. the one where
he pisses in the girls hamper and sneezes on her is great but the rhino bit
is good too. 13 used to have his chest item restrung to a rhinocerus shirt

[Alberich]

[img:1inorwm1]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5384/motivator2284982rv3.jpg[/img:1inorwm1]

[Weasel]

No, I'm not BNJA, and those are not copies, those are the original bloodninja scripts from years ago, to the best of my knowledge.

[Leaf]

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the **** is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.


(MommyMelissa must be a druid at heart, cast 'garden')

[tincts]

Where was I five years ago hehe. That gear is hilarious.

[Yasik]

[img:1eootys7]http://yasik.kiev.ua/JapaneseWomen.jpg[/img:1eootys7]

[Weasel]

wtf has that got to do with anything?

[tincts]

It is a random picture Probably true, too.

[Alberich]

[quote="Weasel":2745vnvb]wtf has that got to do with anything?[/quote:2745vnvb]

[img:2745vnvb]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/sincityradio/gaydar.jpg[/img:2745vnvb]

[Weasel]

[img:2r8rjjw0]http://somnambulantdigits.com/uploads/posts/pirate-cat.jpg[/img:2r8rjjw0]

[Thraxas]

time to resurrect some of the old humour