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Postby Hades » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:52 pm

The Settlestone Herald has an exclusive dealing with the infamous pirate known as Autolycos. Several guards from King Granitecrusher court reported at about 2am, Autolycos was spotted leaving a dinner party given in His Majestiy's honor. Several other patrons tried to stop Autolycos from leaving in a much inebriated state to no avail. A couple of guards were dispatched to tail after Autolycos to make sure he arrived at his destination without trouble.
Den Yaz, a 40 year veteran of the Royal Courts, observed Autolycos in an obvious drunken stupor stumbling and talking to himself. When asked politely
if he could be offered assistance, Autolycos responded by cursing and showing an obvious prejudice to the dwarven race. "You <expletive> dwarves are
the <expletive> curse of civilization, you should all <expletive>die" was shouted at the top of his lungs and heard by many witnesses. It has come to our attention that the Citizens Under No Tolerance have filed suit and asked that Autolycos be banned upon threat of death from Settlestone and it's surrounding territories. When questioned later about the incident, Autolycos was quick to respond with 'STFU' before dropping to his knees and asking for forgiveness. "I don't know why I said those things...please help me understand my weakness and together we can overcome my bigotry" mumbled Autolycos. We will keep the public informed as more details present themselves.


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Postby Autolycos » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:43 pm

heh, i'm glad i can be an inspiration for all :twisted:

ps.. STFU!!!!
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More Breaking News with video

Postby Hades » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:57 pm

We ,at the Settlestone Herald, have acquired video of yet another one of Autolycos' tirades. King Granitecrusher has refused comment in light of the
scandal.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/437 ... cismz.html
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Postby Autolycos » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:00 am

heh.. wow! i havent seen that video of Will in a long time.. I am so happy you found it :lol:
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Autolycos

Postby Hades » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:30 pm

Since you have a few days off.. I wanted to help you realize your life's dream. :twisted:

http://www.hallpass.com/media/dancewhiteguy.html
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Postby Autolycos » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:15 pm

heh, nice to know you have plenty of free time
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Postby Diazz_Dizazter » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:37 am

Breaking news #1: Paris arrest for dui!!


Breaking news #2: mud appears to be froze
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Autolycos the Idiot Savant

Postby Hades » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:14 pm

Auto is tenacious. He won't give up. White people can't dance, yo!

http://www.leenks.com/link65669.htm :P
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Postby 12345 » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:14 pm

Yeah... Auto can't dance nearly as well as Hades can sing...

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