Bill Gates calls the police
-Brussels police department, how may I assist you?
-Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie.
-Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?
-No
-Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your
name?"
-Bill Gates
-Country?
-The USA
-Native language?
-English
-Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use
this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the
face with a pie?
-Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One
person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie.
-We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with
a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?
-Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any
custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie.
-Have you visited the Prime Minister before?
-Yes
-Were you hit in the face with a pie then?
-No
-Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?
-Yes
-Any pies then?
-No
-Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in
again. I'll wait.
-Just a minute.. (several minutes pass) Okay, I'm back.
-Did you get hit by another pie?
-Of course not
-Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it
looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the
problem, though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of
the situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels
Police Department. click