Three wishes for a Microsofty...


One Day a Microsofty went along the beach, there he found a bottle.

"Help me!", cried the bottle, "I am an execrated sourcerer. Free me and I will make three of Your wishes come true. Open the bottle."

"OK", thought the Microsofty and opened the bottle. The sourcerer thanked him and asked him about the wishes he had.

"I am no idiot", said the Microsofty ... "So why do you work for Bill Gates" the sourcerer interrupted ...
"However, I want to be an IBMer"
ZAPPPP! He became an IBMer, all dressed up with the golden Warp-Logo on his collar.

"Second, I want a Porsche 911."
ZAPPPP! A brand new Porsche 911 appeared.

"And my third wish is ... oh I know: I do not want to do serious work for the rest of my life"
ZAPPPP! And he was a Microsofty again.