Short one-liners that didn't fit elsewhere
- Why did the maid get fired from Microsoft?
She refused to do windows.
- How do you want to crash today?
- Windows NT: "Hold the war, I have to reboot!"
- Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
- Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
- Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
- Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house.
- A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
- Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.
- I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
- I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
- My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
- Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
- Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
- Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.