Central Office has compiled a list of undocumented windows errors.
1) Windows loaded - System in danger
2) Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
3) Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of
4) User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
5) Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the
system to complete boot procedure.
6) The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
7) Access denied -- nah nah na nah nah!
8) C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
9) Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
10) As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
11) Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
12) ...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
13) Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
14) Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
15) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
16) ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
17) Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
18) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!