Central Office has compiled a list of undocumented windows errors.

 1)    Windows loaded - System in danger
 2)    Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
 3)    Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of
 4)    User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
 5)    Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the
           system to complete boot procedure.
 6)    The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
 7)    Access denied -- nah nah na nah nah!
 8)    C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
 9)    Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
10)    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
11)    Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
12)    ...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
13)    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
14)    Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
15)    Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
16)    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
17)    Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
18)    Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!